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Joined 03-18-06, id: 517381, Profile Updated: 07-18-08
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, and Young Adult.

All of this is two years old and outdated; some of it is no longer even true. You can find my new account is at www.fictionpress.com/~durak.

I'm keeping this up... for now, just because. I'll probably take it down sometime in the near future.


Oh, this is going to be fun.

So, I'm a homo sapien dwelling on the planet Earth where I do a variety of things, including eating, sleeping, and existing. Among other things, I particulary enjoy breathing.

Furthermore, I enjoy writing. That's why I am lifeless enough to write internet fiction. But that's besides the point. Comedy is teh roxxors and so is anything well-written, be it tragedy, action, adventure, or papaya flavored.

I like to read a lot, play videogames, sports like football, wrestling, and horseriding, and all the other plethora of things I do to avoid dying of sheer boredom.

The One and Only,

Irish Penguin

Further, Random Junk

Likes: Life, the Universe, and Everything. I mean that quite literally, with only a few notable exceptions, namely: rap, needles, and writer's block.

Dislikes: Rap, needles, and writer's block. Also people who think they know what they're talking about. They are, without question, the single most annoying thing on earth.

Favorite Authors:

Douglas Adams, the comic genius from whom I derive much of my rambling, somewhat British humor

Brian Jacques, who wrote the Redwall series

J.K. Rowling, because she wrote some books about a boy with glasses. I dunno.They were pretty good.

J.R.R. Tolkien because he wrote a funny book about short guys with a ring. I think they were trying to get married or something.

Various writers of Star Wars books

Eoin Colfer for Artemis Fowl and The Supernaturalist

Robert Jordan, even though the man is probably single-handedly killing the rainforest by refusing to write a book under 700 pages long.

T.A. Barron, most notably for The Lost Years of Merlin series. I recently picked up The Great Tree of Avalon but it was depressingly cliched.

Robert Comier, especially for I Am the Cheese and The Chocolate War because they're the only two I've read.

C.S. Lewis for being a genius (and his best work "Mere Christianity"

Anyone else I'm too lazy to remember.

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Kaleidoscope by WingWoman reviews
Life twists itself into knots that we never could have predicted. I'm finally finished so the last chapter is up if you feel like reading it!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006
Bone Picker by flaming.footprints reviews
After her brother dies, she learns to live with her druggie bestfriend and seductive girlfriend
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006
The Sky by Fallen Reflection reviews
[two-shot] they were dreamers, united under the same blue sky. they meet, they connect, they feel all of the bitter emotions... and yet...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006
Drunk by Send me to the mooN reviews
Lea is a victum of the typical teenage party sceen, with the exception that for Lea every moment of everyday is consumed with drinking. When her father dies, vodka. when her mother remarries, it's rum. but happens when the alchohal doesn't supress the pai
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006
Your Whisperings by justwithoutwax reviews
And after the fire came a gentle whisper..
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2006
Sir Bob and the Poorly Disguised Parody by DragonRider Mage reviews
While Gawain was off chasing the Green Knight, Sir Bob was having his own adventures...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2006
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Out of Sight, Out of Mind reviews
Something I found floating around in my computer and decided to fix up. Hope you like it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006
The Sunrise and the Rainfall reviews
Three friend's stuggles with another friend's death, along with flashbacks and the musings of the friend himself. (Chapter Three's up)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006
Inspiration reviews
One man's desperate search for inspiration, which he promptly wishes he never found.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2006