TheUnholyMint
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Joined 03-19-06, id: 517456, Profile Updated: 10-21-09
Author has written 19 stories for Fantasy, General, Humor, General, Spiritual, Life, and Love.

"There is a category of people who get unusually close to the truth about themselves and the world. Their self perceptions are more balanced than ours, they assign responsibility for success and failure more even-handedly, and their predictions for the future are far more realistic. They are the clinically depressed."


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Rise of the Dawn by The Inkslinger reviews
YAOI/SLASH Shanza and Ikeda, two lost souls forced together through circumstance to discover what it means to love. Chosen as the Gods' representatives, danger and deceit lurks around every corner. Will the trials ahead unite them, or destroy them?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 414,467 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 1/30/2004
The Smallest Elephant by tricksy reviews
Keegan's a real kook, at least he thinks so, and his world gets turned upside down when he meets a certain greenhaired someone and gets assigned what should've been an everyday English assignment... slashityslash COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,214 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
What Alcoholics Refer To As A Moment of Clarity by ConvenientParking
Title taken from the line SLJ says in Pulp Fiction.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006
Moj Melodyzny Szatan My Sweet Prince of Darkness by Acton Bell reviews
An imprisoned child czar. A bishonen vampire. R & R please. Chapter 9 is up. Now complete
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,462 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
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Questions
I have always wondered...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete
Unknown reviews
It washed ashore, solemn as the moonlight...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Judas
Judases of the concrete track....
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
StarCross Love reviews
A four line poem. A four word summary: Love Is Extremely Elusive. OK, now read.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Luv'n'Peace reviews
To your left, the Hope we seeFlows thanks to renewable powerAnd the peace and love isReplenishedOnce every quarter of an hour...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Poison For Drinking
Marvin's life, considering his most daring of professions, is longer than could ever have been expected. Unfortunately, being left for dead has sent his luck offkilter. When things go steadily from bad to worse to truly hellish, is there really any hope?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Published: 7/5/2007
Telling reviews
Never believe a word I say , I’m like a blade of grass , I sway , To the whims of my puppeteer
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Denial and other Poems reviews
They walked on bruised and bleeding feet. Eyes turned from the blazing sky
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006
Recalling Our Differences
You're doing it wrong, I told her...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
The Prodigal Son
Sometimes, there are ways to say things tactfully. When a son comes home, he should be as sweet as he can be, however foul his language and manners out of sight of the mother...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
The Unhappy Endings
A (growing) collection of short stories. Fantasy: fairies, witches and singing salmon. Suitable melancholy to cater to the angsty reader.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Published: 10/4/2006
The Divine reviews
As Jonathan wonders, lost in the woods, and on death's door, he meets his god, who saves him. But the reality of his rescuer is far from what he perceives.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/1/2006
Painting Corpses reviews
Casimir will spend his entire life locked away in his palace, by order of the Family. Existence, for him, consists of a constant hopeless tedium, and an unhealthy obsession with his free spirited, rebellious younger brother. [no incest, mild slash]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006
An Indecent Education reviews
Strange rumours were abound in the playground. Suspicions: half formed; furtive whispers that eddied about the masses, as they went about their daily lives. (What could it be? I guarantee you already know)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/19/2006
Spiritual Delinquency reviews
The usual story of forbidden love. Romeo and Juliet. Hindu and Muslim. Black and white. Angel and demon! Highly overused? Entirely, absolutely, flagrantly, diabolically. But just that bit different from the others. [One shot.]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2006
The Coming of the Antichrist reviews
When your nephew is the Antichrist, what can you do? One shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006
Rapid Eye Movement reviews
I took my fear and melancholy, and ran with it. Tell me if I stumbled. Happy 14th and to all a goodnight.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006
Tea, and a Toast to the Apocalypse
A band of misfits are brought together at the apocalypse. Their mission: to save the planet. But why would they want to do something like that?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,016 - Published: 7/6/2006
If the Gods Did Soap Opera reviews
Love Triangles. Rivalries. Rape. Betrayal. and Brotherly Love (the other kind). All with a touch of Divinity.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22/2006