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Author has written 1 story for General.

NEWS If you liked TFPA, please wander over to the Time is Running Out (TiRO) awards website and vote starting Dec. 1st.

NOMINATED for "Most Original Plot". Check out the TiRO Awards
I'm so happy my baby falls under a category!

Erk. My baby's one year old!! I REALLY need to fix it up and I haven't returned any reviews for the LONGEST time, I'm so sorry everyone. So here's my plan:
a. Post another work on this site. Something fun...
b. Edit fpaffair
c. RETURN REVIEWS...and generally become active again. OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE

--Just finished another revision...and am (still) wondering what i should post next. Probably something about arranged marriages or something. TFPA is for anyone who likes a little drama and a little humor.

young but really old.
writing.maturity: story-wise I love plots, but I'm pretty wary of my characters. I like to think that I'm a pretty good editor, however I feel that I haven't yet fully displayed my potential as reviewer on fp.

The FictionPress Affair
almost.a.summary: A story about a girl. A story about her past. And a story about her addiction to fp. -- the fictionpress affair
posted.and.hosted: 24/24 really short chapters
rating.and.reason: T for swearing

1) Um. I try my hardest to return reviews. Try means that...the longest i'll take is like a month...(or a year! I'm getting around to it!!)
2) Do your worst. I bet that anything you come up with has already crossed my mind. Seriously, I like to think that I have a very healthy approach to writing so there's very little that bothers me. Even if you feel like you may have missed the point, that you're actually bringing something up that may just ruin my story, say so. I'd rather hear it now than later...

The Hall of Awesomeness

Thank you ever so much to anyone who has ever reviewed, critiqued or fav'ed my stuff. In the end, you make writing stories all the more fun.

Oh and if you're wondering, I'm not Rea.

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Quattrocentista by Nghi reviews
My calculator can do just about anything with its awesome, triple A battery lifeline! Except for protecting a little Asian Twinkie from her neighbor, of course. ...Oh, crap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,654 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006
A Strong, Windless Place in the Sky by The Breakdancing Ninja reviews
Justin is in college but he still rides a bike to school and lives at home with his parents. Kid can't live without stealing hats and mango packets. Necessity and boredom meet,and somewhere in between is Love, revelation, and a windless place. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,520 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
The devil and me by toomanypickles reviews
I sold my soul to the devil, and when the day came for me to pay up, he made me a new offer. Now I'm stuck with him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Titles Are Difficult by Neon Tetra reviews
My satirical guide to writing and criticism on FictionPress. Rated PG13 for thematic elements.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2004
For the Sake of Convenience by Knightengale reviews
Gabriel Winters cringes at the very thought of marriage. Clara Browne's feelings for Gabriel are no less hostile. So when outside forces throw these two into a union, neither is too thrilled about it. Will love ensue or will disaster strike? -Completed-
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,769 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003
The FictionPress Affair reviews
COMPLETE. A story about a girl, a story about her past, and a story about her addiction to fp. [REVISED: June.25.07]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete