twistedjerkette
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Joined 03-27-06, id: 518459
Author has written 1 story for Romance.

Heyy all you people

We are a pair of CRAZEE and Very mysterious writers from a sunny island.

(One is a genius. Really, we're just inspired with an urge to write romantic nonsense.)

And so, we bring to you our first story: A cliched Love Story.

Filled with cliched scenes and ridiculous authors notes,this story will make you grin, sigh, chuckle and even laugh out loud!

I'm bored. Amuse me.

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His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4837 - Favs: 3,698 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Life Is Beautiful by arachibutyrophobia reviews
Story taken down due to piracy concerns. My apologies.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Typical, I wish by Bottled reviews
She was a nobody, he was the most popular guy... yet somehow love found them together...' Sound familiar? Well, I'm obsessed with those stories, and would die to be one of those girls. But when my love story did begin, I found it to be... quite different.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,520 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 6/22/2005
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
A Cliched Love Story reviews
Alexis Jansen has always hated her brother's handsome best friend Josh Tanner, and the feeling is mutual. But it all changes when she beans him over the head with a baseball bat and knocks him out cold. Much cliched romance and ridiculous author's notes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006