Job Cyclops
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Joined 03-31-06, id: 518981, Profile Updated: 02-25-09
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, Fantasy, Spiritual, Sci-Fi, and Action.

Yep, that's me. Over there. Smiling. At you.

"I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite!"

Pryvit! I eat the icing off of cake and fight evil minions out of the kitchen with a spatula. I get along with virtually everyone, and have no ego to bruise. Sometimes I hear voices... but that's okay, since they don't tell me to start fires or hurt small animals.

And for those that require "real information"... I work as a substitute teacher at our local elementary (ooh, prestigious job, wot?) and have enrolled in Grand Canyon University.

And now, a poem by Miss Job Cyclops

-clears throat-

I was previously a pirate,
In a year I can’t recall.
Battling all the British fleets,
Blowing holes, retelling feats,
And using mum’s spoiled beets,
As bloodstains on the wall.

-takes bow and exits to the left-

I am a feedback addict.

If you give me feedback, or review any of my stories, I will do the same for you. Dont' be afraid to critisize me, please. I want to grow... and the only way I can is by having the grotesque in my writing ripped out. (Can't afford to have it surgically removed, sadly.) So please, rip to your hearts delight...

Haters? Bring them on. I welcome them with open arms.


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Time Machine by Rabendaryu reviews
What do children wish for when their parents divorce? I can't speak for everyone else, but this was one of my wishes.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
neverland boys & wonderland girls by dollface and her cancer reviews
somewhere between here and oz
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/23/2006
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Lacuna reviews
A science fantasy story which involves a weird little piece of empty space, a con artist, some code names, and a muscular nightmare.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
Ice Artist reviews
He's got a suspicious way with ice. Not natural or masculine. They don't trust what they don't understand. One-shot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
The Smuggler reviews
Rated T for thematic elements and brief language. A charming young historian is the Accuser in a thematic court case. Despite his efforts to win the world over to peace and harmony, his goofy, teenage opponent gains popularity.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009
White Like Ivory reviews
She was the best piece of music I'd ever been given. One-shot.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Believe reviews
When they start drafting girls, things are truly desperate. But she believes in what she's fighting for. Rated T for thematic elements. One-shot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Something Wrong, Something Right reviews
A boy and girl pick a very unusual moment to fall in love. One-shot. Rated T for violence.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete