Yep, that's me. Over there. Smiling. At you.

"I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite!"

Pryvit! I eat the icing off of cake and fight evil minions out of the kitchen with a spatula. I get along with virtually everyone, and have no ego to bruise. Sometimes I hear voices... but that's okay, since they don't tell me to start fires or hurt small animals.

And for those that require "real information"... I work as a substitute teacher at our local elementary (ooh, prestigious job, wot?) and have enrolled in Grand Canyon University.

And now, a poem by Miss Job Cyclops

-clears throat-

I was previously a pirate,
In a year I can’t recall.
Battling all the British fleets,
Blowing holes, retelling feats,
And using mum’s spoiled beets,
As bloodstains on the wall.

-takes bow and exits to the left-

I am a feedback addict.

If you give me feedback, or review any of my stories, I will do the same for you. Dont' be afraid to critisize me, please. I want to grow... and the only way I can is by having the grotesque in my writing ripped out. (Can't afford to have it surgically removed, sadly.) So please, rip to your hearts delight...

Haters? Bring them on. I welcome them with open arms.

Thanks!