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Author has written 10 stories for Life, Romance, Love, and Friendship. im jess im a sydneysider i love the rain, sugar, and good music (as opposed to bad music) i hate people who dont review i kinda hate writing, which is ironic, but as much as i hate it, i couldn't live without it. my head is a veritable minefield. i rarely write, but when i do it is normally based on life experiences.. i WOULD actually like to improve my writing, so please review.. i dont care if its abusive i am a contradictory person by nature.. sometimes. i believe thats all for now.. xx READ ON |
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Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. /PUBLISHED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Teenage Mom by absinthe21 reviews
I'm Drea. Normal teen, professional slacker, etc. One day, I kinda prayed a bit too hard for a more exciting life. Then, my uber-hot, long lost friend suddenly appeared outside my sex ed class saying I had to take care of HIS BABY. Wow, God. Just...wow
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,347 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
Welcome to Hell by marceline the vampire queen reviews
Nothing interesting has ever really happened to Amy Barlow. That is, until she and her ex-boyfriend are both killed in a freak accident and wind up in Hell. Their punishment is cruel, unusual and rather amusing - not only are they forced to endure their own company, they must also rely on each other to stay alive. Eternal damnation has never seemed so twisted.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 10/8/2010
Such Great Heights by Caiti007 reviews
I was an emotional train wreck. My mind seemed to be in limbo. But Trace made me laugh and he numbed the pain... even if just for a little while.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011
The Ass in Assassination by Faedora reviews
She was sent to kill him. He was supposed to die upon their first meeting. Too bad he had inherited the cat's nine lives. Now he's blackmailing her and she finds herself falling for a guy who hates her guts. True love has never been so complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,395 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 7/19/2006
Pathetic Obsessive Girls Anonymous by elisefey reviews
Twelve steps to dating a pop star.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2006
Letters to You by i found nemo reviews
A series of confessions, all independent of each other. Some are personal, some may potentially contain lots of cliche and more cheese than necessary.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 12/27/2007
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Slow Roasted by Dragons Willow reviews
Welcome to the renowned Slow Roasted Café where our pastries are sweet, the coffee is hot, and the staff is hotter. An old fashioned place where the good looking gather and magically evil walk-in coolers transport the unwilling into parallel worlds.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010
Couldn't Stand the Weather by andee lee reviews
Corinne's sworn enemy is still living across the street and is now driving the Mustang she lost her virginity in while his brother, her first love, is busy talking about cold fronts and thundershowers on the local news. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,967 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Not So Crash Hot by rosieroo reviews
FIN-Regan's life is filled with nasty queen bees, high school parties, discriminative cliques, torturous camps, soccer, her popular brother and sister, and this certain male enemy who won't leave her alone! Logan Williams wasn't prepared to play with fire [runner up Best Cliche at SKoW]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,113 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
We're Like Dom Perignon by punkturnedwriter reviews
Summer buys a lot of Kleenex and lets her sleep in her bed and Zach emails her about how sexually frustrated this is making him. Because apparently a boy and a girl can't be friends. First in a series of one-shots about The Champagne Gang. Various OCs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 128 - Published: 1/15/2010
love like the noose by with eyes looking up reviews
because sometimes love isn't easy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
Craving Those Sugar Drop Candy Kisses by pinkfairyfloss reviews
I crave this boy like i crave strawberries dipped in whipped cream or a cup of streaming hot cocoa and mini marshmallows on a winter night. he just doesn't see it
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Journal of an Unstable Insomniac by Derrick Bartane reviews
Not originally intended to be humorous. Just a couple journal entries of ordinary days in my life. Complete.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
i can't believe you're the enemy by with eyes looking up reviews
she's not waiting on prince charmings.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Max and Ruby's Bucket List by Sylviana reviews
This blast from the past, a yellowed piece of paper, is all that lies at the heart of Max and Ruby's adventures. It's an unlikely map that paves the way to elephant rides, skinny dipping, road trips, starwatching… and lessons in love along the way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Games by pinkfairydust reviews
how does she do it? how does she get everyone to fall for her? R&R
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
manos al aire by with eyes looking up reviews
life is short, so why not enjoy it? feel good drabble.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
Monday Morning by pinkfairydust reviews
please just read, I had lots of fun writing it! R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009
technicolored dreamland by young and the reckless reviews
-where hopes are glittering shards of broken glass, and nonsensical drabbles define my life. --pillowbook? eh, sorta. via poetry&prose.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 99 - Words: 16,042 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009
Taking Down Tanner by i found nemo reviews
Warning: Innocent people were used and manipulated in getting Tanner Williams to fall madly in love with Samantha Goldstein. You know what they say - don't play games with a girl who can play better. Too bad no one told Sam the rules were changing...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,557 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Still Waters by Myrika reviews
Spin-off to TSWAQ. Nicky Blake has been head over heels for Grant Darlington since she moved to River Valley. Q's meddling gets her the man of her dreams, but she's about to learn that 'Happily Ever After' isn't quite so simple. //DISCONTINUED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
darling, you've gotta lift those pretty lashes by young and the reckless reviews
to see the beauty you're too scared to confront.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
you told me you had twentytwenty vision by young and the reckless reviews
so why can't you see that i'm -not- the girl for you?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
just like sand, you sifted through my life by poetic heretic reviews
once you told me that i was like a lowercase letter, small and unassuming
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
Sox in a Box by Myrika reviews
She's appalled by his food choices. He thinks she's a baseball curse. It's definitely not a match made in heaven or in Boston, for that matter. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
plaid by the big crunch reviews
It was that summer, when we dyed our hair with Kool-Aid, that we found each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Dry eyes and tears by pinkfairyfloss reviews
I balanced on a thick, strong branch, high up on the willow tree behind our country home. a heavy loop of rope rested loosely in my hands, the other end of which was tied tightly onto the same branch as I sat on...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
An Encounter at Starbucks by spay-spay reviews
its unedited,sorry :P please R&R :D you're hung over and tired and all you want is a steamy cup of caramel macchiato. things dont seem to be going in your favor though. you blame boot boy.wow i suck at summaries :P hopefully not as bad as it sounds
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Your Best Bet by i found nemo reviews
So this cute guy I see everywhere on campus suddenly went from being a semi-stranger to the guy I'm being paid to hit on. It started with a bet... ONE-SHOT SKOW ROUND 7 NOMINEE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Of The Attraction and Incompatibility of Opposites by bad.karma44 reviews
No matter what any of us would like to think, life isn't a story. Bad boys don't change, neither do the popular ones, or the flirts, or the cheats. Opposites may attract, but never work. Life is never a storybook romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,025 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 2/21/2007
The Munchli by elisefey reviews
I came here because I was running away, looking to forget. But everything finds a way to haunt you if you let it... oneshot, skow challenge response
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Year of the Rabbit by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. Meet Rhode, the sad and forgotten Easter Bunny. Next, meet Reval, the unhinged imposter Easter Bunny. And lastly? Meet Sophie. . . the girl caught up in a holiday that isn’t supposed to last THIS long.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
I Love You Like by CK Shorty reviews
.."Jillian, I love you. I love you like a dog loves licking his own crotch.” ONE SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
A Siren Call by elisefey reviews
A mermaid with a voice too powerful to control. An abusive father bent on using her to his own ends. A friend determined to save her. And a human man whose heart hangs in the balance... The Little Mermaid, severely twisted and retold into modern times.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 6/22/2006
Wingfall by AEffected reviews
Wingfall is one of those 'boymeetsgirl' stories in which the boy is one of the heirs to the Grim Reaper, and the girl was never supposed to live in the first place but ends up doing so anyway, due to a curse placed upon her. This is just the intro.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 12/30/2006
Cinderella Boy by pinkfairydust reviews
Someone I wouldn't mind forgetting about, a Scene i'd rather not relive. R&R's please?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
She by milenaa reviews
People don't ever stay the same. No matter how hard they try. [Short OneShot]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
The Years that Follow by TMO reviews
She was a soldier, he was a soldier, but she had been a soldier longer. The war can end, but a soldier is still a soldier.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Sweet Music by CK Shorty reviews
[COMPLETE! EPILOGUE IS NOW UP!]We all have that song that makes us think of that special person.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,676 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Rookie by RockFan reviews
TEMP. REMOVED FOR EDITING PURPOSES.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Love on Air by Ladyofthecity reviews
Delta Lane loves adventure. Though the closest she's ever going to get to it is a 22 hour flight to New York with a bunch of strangers, and the guy she least expected to ever see again. So.. good thing or a bad thing?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 12/24/2004
Out Of Bounds by Mrdarcylover reviews
He was out of bounds. I mean come on, he was my brother's best friend. Unfortunately this doesn't stop me from feeling the way I do. Could he perhaps like me to? NO IMPOSSIBLE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006
Let Go by pinkfairydust reviews
This isn't between boyfriendgirlfriend, just friends. I wish some people could understand. Please R&R
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Mood Rings by Snowhite reviews
It started off really innocent then somehow spiraled out of control. He was the catalyst.[COMPLETE!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,071 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
Confessions of a 'That Girl' by adio kalinihta reviews
Annie Durham is inexpressibly, irreverently, and irreparably a ‘that girl’. Massive rewrite of Your Daily Catastrophes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006
The Ultimate Virgin by chosenchic reviews
COMPLETE! Now editing. Getting her first kiss from the most popular boy in school will be the last thing Melissa Parker needs to worry about... *Full summary in profile*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 164,916 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
Janie and the Cretin by caralene reviews
Janie's had it with people putting her down. All hell broke loose when the students at Midas High, found out about her love. It was a breather when he left, but now he's back from college and everything that she worked hard to attain falls apart. FIN
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,810 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Just for Glory by Imaginary Parachute reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE Amazing what occurs when witty bad boy Donovan makes a bet to seduce sarcastic good girl Piper. Follow the story of their intertwined existence through high school as lessons are learned and relationships forged. EDIT IN PROCESS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,044 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Time Candle by elisefey reviews
There is a darkness outside the living world where Time resides and a young woman faces the consequences of a youthful mistake.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Everybody Hates Logan by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Against All Odds. Logan Henderson has it all: looks, money, and brains. Or so that's what people think. His life's going down the drain, and he doesn't know how to stop it. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 3321 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
For the Love of the Game by i found nemo reviews
She's a football obsessed cheerleader who ends up coaching the school team. He thinks her place is on the sidelines. Mutual hatred? Yep. Sometimes the last person you want to be with is the one person you can't resist. AWFUL, read at your own risk!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,916 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
The Last Pig Standing by Leuke reviews
A retelling of the Three Little Pigs, mostly from the perspective of the pig that built the brick house, with the wolf, two new characters, and the narrator chiming in from time to time. It's totally ridiculous. That's all I have to say.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/22/2006
tiara things & sad boy flings by none of burt's beeswax reviews
everyone said i was too beautiful for you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Inflatable Banana by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
Random dialogue containing inflatable bananas and world domination. A follow-up/explanation/whatever may be added later. Although even I am unsure as to what it means.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006
Mating Habits of the Popular and the Petty by Myrika reviews
A certain prom night's events tore apart six friends. Loyalties splintered and love spoiled. Newcomer Jas Lindsay must figure out what really happened. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
whipped cream on the sundae i never got to eat by none of burt's beeswax reviews
i only say i don't like you anymore because i refuse to use the word hate.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
peanuts down her dress by les petits bateaux reviews
call. call. call. she's calling.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/29/2005
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,534 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
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You Keep Me On My Toes reviews
A short something I found on my computer about friends.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
My Kind of Paradise reviews
One slightly unstable blonde, several future husbands and their forearms, psycho stalker-rays and three weeks in the hot Australian sun. Trouble in paradise? Bring it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2009
Stop reviews
Please stop, because I can't.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Home reviews
I want to lie in your arms and know that I'm home
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
I Think About You reviews
Because I get sappy when I'm in love... If you've ever liked someone so much their presence fills your mind and you find yourself smiling whenever you think about them you will understand.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Bitter Sweet reviews
The risk of love is loss, and the loss of love is grief, but the pain of grief is only a shadow compared with the pain of never risking love." - Hilary Stanton Zunin
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008
Your Psycho Girl reviews
I used to be perfect. 'It Girl' of year 10. Then a new guy came to town, an old guy left, and a stepfather moved in. And then it went to shit. Rating for language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/19/2007
How Incredibly Cliched reviews
a tandem oneshot - balconies, neighbours and nudity.. oh my. she's insane, he's a bit of a perve... its a match made insanity.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete