Monkeys are sexy!

My nickname is 'Bob the Caveman'. Dont ask.

One time, when I was seven, I got my legs stuck inbetween a staircase. it took four hours to get me out.

When I was little, the Mattress Giant gave me nightmares. He's freakin' scary!

People don't want to hear about other people, people want other people to hear about themselves. Think about that if you ever decide to write an autobiography.

Violence may not be the answer, but it's sure as hell a lot more fun than signing a peace treaty!

This is, apparently, my favourite song...

Happy peanuts soar,

Over chocolate covered mountain tops,

And waterfalls of caramel.

Prancing nougats in the meadow,

Sing a song of satisfaction,

To the woooorld...

Okay, that just proves I'm a loser.