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Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

I have a lot of books, a caustic sense of humor, no filter between my brain and mouth, questionable taste in men, mild insomnia, slight dyslexia with numbers, many unflattering but mostly truthful nicknames, a mouth like a sailor, and a distinct lack of give-a-damn. I'm complicated, paradoxical, picky, sarcastic, easily annoyed, loud, bitchy, and an all-around acquired taste. Asking won't get you much of anywhere, but if you want to know more about me, take a look at any one of my female leads- they're all manifestations of my personality, in one way or another.

heroes:

Tom Robbins, Bret Easton Ellis, Tennessee Williams, Kurt Vonnegut, e.e. cummings, Jane Austen, Douglas Adams, David Sedaris, and anyone who's written a book with a good first line.

stories:

The Boys: Chapter one is up! Pictures coming...next time I have some free time on my hands.

Of Money and Mouths: Chapter seventeen is up!

Regan, White, and the Seven Deadly Sins: Completed on 3/21/07. ATTENTION: Removed due to multiple accounts of plagiarism. Sorry, guys. I can't keep something of mine out there if it's just going to be stolen.

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So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Romeo & Juliet Revisited by Grunge Muffin reviews
Is love a tender thing? Two ex-bestfriends spend 5 years of High School hating each other. Now at the end, a sudden unexpected road trip forces them to rethink everything they thought they knew and felt about each other.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,582 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 5/19/2004
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The Boys reviews
It's bad enough living in the same town as the hell-raising Ripkowski tribe. Marley McCown knew that sleeping with one was trouble enough, but falling in love with his brother? That's just asking for it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Of Money and Mouths reviews
Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
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