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Joined 04-09-06, id: 520147, Profile Updated: 11-10-13
Author has written 36 stories for General, Life, Haiku, Essay, Love, Spiritual, Humor, War, Family, and Romance.

Formerly known as kelloggs256

I write. I act. I think. A lot.

Follow me on twitter at my personal account @ashleynkellem

My...less tamed of the same moniker @multisanity

And check out some of my more current writing on my page: https://www.facebook.com/thechildrendontlaugh

Still cynical. Still growing. Still a paradoxical fiend.

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The Student Bible by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
Todd Gafferty, an atheist, creates a new religion just so he can get away with stuff at school. But when he finds himself surrounded by followers, things get a little out of hand. Fans, your Todd fix has returned! Please read & review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,096 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 3/11/2007
Things Left Undead by kiwi.boba reviews
..."When all else fails," he said cocking his shotgun, "admit I'm right and kiss my ass," "Fuck you," I said automatically. "You know...that could work too," he smirked.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010
You Don't Know by Point Zero reviews
You have no idea what I see in you, all those beautiful things you do. Read and review and I'll return that favor.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Pick your moment by Pricilla Grey reviews
Save yourself with a beautiful memory.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Contradiction In Terms by Alpha de la Omega reviews
Something goofy I just came up with. Not my best, but hey, I was bored. Enjoy or not . May add more later.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Lilith Discarded The Aftermath by Alpha de la Omega reviews
For a contest I entered about Lilith on another site. Could also be about a woman scorned. May incorporate this into a prequel/sequel I am working of for my song/poem "The Curse From Madame Rouge" later.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Constancy by Vira Fern reviews
Monica's a cheerleader. Damien's a social reject. When an English assignment gets two of the most opposite people together, only a story like that of Romeo and Juliet can follow. Told from both chracter's perspectives R&R PLEASE! Rated M for later chps
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,739 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
The Brokeness of You by Alpha de la Omega reviews
This is not what I originally intended for this when I wrote it a few minutes ago. It was going to be about all those Hollywood stars that are in trouble and how they got that way. I am not a deeply religious person, but this is what came out instead.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
A Glimpse Into the Tail End of an Argument and the by Alpha de la Omega reviews
Big Bang Theory. Couldn't get the whole title on there. What will be the last word you take with you? A story that popped into my head this morning.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
The Man That Ruined My Life by Alpha de la Omega reviews
Sometimes those in your past as well as present can really do some damage.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
The Last Word by Alpha de la Omega reviews
That which divides us conquers us.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Golden by Fida reviews
a single golden raindrop falling from the sky, paused its fall from heaven to watch the world pass by...something old
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2007
Corners by sharks don't sleep reviews
They're all the same, just like these parties.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Teenage Angst by sharks don't sleep reviews
We're all just these walking cliches, aren't we? Lovely.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
I'm Sick of These Broken Heart Sagas by sharks don't sleep reviews
I'm stuck in a rut.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
The One To Blame by Princess-anna57 reviews
This is a Tanka. I hope you like it. Posted Wednesday 3rd October at 4pm NZ time.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2007
I hate you by Roselilac reviews
I hate you, I hate you… ...I wish I could stop...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Ode to Collegeboard by littlewendycat reviews
What every high school junior wants to do to their SAT books. Ironically written while I SHOULD have been studying for them, hence the crappy math score. Read and review, pretty please.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Daddy's little girl by Pricilla Grey reviews
Don't worry about me Daddy, you can't fix what you broke.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
We Were the People by Emma the Paradox reviews
Took a history assignment and ran with it. You might say it's about the effect politics have on society and culture as a whole. Or, you know, you might not.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Sweet Girl by Dale Christopher reviews
A ritual cleansing.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Adieu by Miss.Sunshine reviews
My time draws ever closer, as my life draws to a close. It's a bit tragic, but a romance nonetheless
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Walking Sleeper and the Beast by Dale Christopher reviews
A man meets a beast on an empty road. This is what happened. [Short story containing three haiku]
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Four Little Letters by Bards of Bedlam reviews
AIDS. It’s never ceased to amaze me just how much trouble four little letters can cause. But what is even stranger, is how those four letters can bring two people together in a way that I never thought possible.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
The Arc of Days by Celeste Bloodrayne reviews
Snow falls unheeded, tears of bittersweet secrets shed by Heaven...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
The birthday song by Pricilla Grey reviews
Happy birthday to me...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
The psychotic turn of Dorothy Gale by Pricilla Grey reviews
The wonderful Wizard of Oz!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Perfect Soul Mate by Sacred-Phoenix-Nephthys reviews
Does such a thing really exist?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
The feminist by Pricilla Grey reviews
To every women who has ever had her heart broken.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
Down with love by Pricilla Grey reviews
My ode to love and co.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2006
The blood keeps flowing by Pricilla Grey reviews
Self harm. Contains minor Christian themes.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2005
Downward Spiral by Hitler Youth reviews
A guy asking his girlfriend to join him.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2003
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Gifted With Feelings (Words)
Because it is a heartbreaking paradox being gifted with feelings but never with words
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Complete
Mother
Mother I love you but I will not be you
Poetry: Family - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Published: 11/10/2013
A Jazz Coltrane
Oh how I needed more than I wanted. So much more than I wanted.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Published: 11/10/2013
Beloved
This was written in response to the book Beloved by Toni Morrison. It is an overlapping of the characters/voices of Ophelia and Beloved.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Published: 4/19/2012
Kissing Cherries
An English assignment and first actual short story written. Very loosely an account of actuality.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,877 - Published: 5/18/2011
Eulogy of a Broken Child
...they were misguided delusions of a child
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Published: 12/28/2010
in reference to a broken heart
because I need this hurt to be symmetrical written to Sam Sparro's "Black and Gold"; if it will alter your perspective in a way you are unable to handle, don't watch the music video, or listen to the song
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Untitled
This was written to Kanye West's music video "Runaway"; perhaps you could help with a title more fitting this is something I typically do, writing poetry to music, how does it compare to the song and music video itself?
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Published: 12/28/2010
Amanita reviews
Amanita is a genus of toxic posionous mushrooms, much like types of love, or love in general.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Mother, Your love was not enough
Mother they wronged you, Mother you loved me
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Love is Not a Verb reviews
this was foreplay/this was sex
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
I Have Not Loved
because there is no point/if i have not love-d
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
Ablution
For my sister
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Published: 2/13/2010
Volatile Eradication
This is a volatile eradication. A religious ritual of my purging of you.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Published: 2/13/2010
Poison
I am not like you. I won't be poisoned, by the disease that has tainted you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Published: 2/10/2010
Pride
I needed you...where did you go
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Published: 2/4/2010
Tarot
I was allowed to look in on a friend being told a boy she knew had been killed. This is what was created.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Published: 1/24/2010
RANT
I'm not asking, I'm telling
Poetry: War - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Published: 1/23/2010
Prayer reviews
You see I'm trying—-to release a prayer
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010
Death of a Star, Birth of Man reviews
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Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010
Dunce in the Corner reviews
Life's unrelenting fight against us, and our weapon of choice...optimism.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009
He loves me He loves me not reviews
This petal is for me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009
The Breakfast of Champions reviews
Just a little play on food
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
One Hope, One Prayer, One Cry: One Kamesh
The full title is "One Hope, One Prayer, One Cry: One Kamesh...Commencement, but there wasn't much room to write that, and neither is there room enough for a proper summary. *updated version*
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Published: 7/11/2009
Stop it,hold me reviews
Author's Note:This poem is actually two poems in one, although they can both be read simultaneously--one being within the paranthese, the other not.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
land of milk and honey Canaan reviews
when everything we have dreamed of has been stripped away. Begging to have redeemed what was lost.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
marionette reviews
mold me like clay
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Liar Liar reviews
We all have experienced the presence of a liar, masquerading as your friend when in truth they only wish to befriend you for their own gain.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
This I believe reviews
A writing assignment for the National Public Broadcast Radio...write about what you believe in.What I believe in...that although our world is lost and dying there is still hope.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Me reviews
This is a bio poem...call me conceited but that's what it is. Another one of my English assignments, hopefully you'll like it just as much as my teacher did.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
LIFE reviews
An acronym poem...or acoustic...I'm not really sure, but it's about the cycle of life in a very concise manner. Unfortunately I couldn't add the different fonts I wanted but I'm sure you'll still like it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
DayNight reviews
The contrast of day and night.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Universe reviews
Another one of my English assignments...this one a year ago. Take a topic and describe it in your own words, with your own feelings.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Emotionless reviews
This was a poem that I had to write for English class. It's basically about how, due to constant talk of war and death we have become emotionless to it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
This is just to say reviews
For those of you wondering who I am...this is just to say.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/18/2006
Can you see it in their eyes? reviews
This was a poem I had to do for English class, used with photography terms.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete