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Joined 04-10-06, id: 520305
Author has written 3 stories for General, Love, and Humor.

Go away.

Seriously, away, just go.

Stop reading this!


Fine, annoy me. I'd say I hate you, but frankly it's more of a pity thing. I find that 95 percentof people who need to use these crappy sites to 'post' their 'literature' just do it because they need other people to validate their crap so they don't feel pathetic, and more imporantantly, shallow. It's like the biggest jerk-off session ever for crappy writers.And do you think you're in the top 5 percent? You're not. You're just like everyone else. That's why you have just average C's and B's in school. Yes, you're in school, I can tell because mature people don't bother going to these sites, and if they do, they certainly don't bother reading other people's profiles. Profiles are for middle-schoolers, face it. You're mediocre. Do you really think you're not getting A's because you 'don't apply yourself'? No, it's because you're a dumbass, and you're lazy. Really, anyone who requires the validationof anonymous internet trolls is kinda pathetic. If you really had talent, you wouldn't need to broadcast it. I'm so glad the internet was invented to keep you freaks away from the general public.

I told you to go away.

Your parents don't love you.

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Jeff, The Messiah From Accounting reviews
A short funny story about religion.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2006
If reviews
It's a poem.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2006
I Am The Everything reviews
It's a damn poem, you don't summarize poems!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2006
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