Hullo there,

This account doesn't see much action at the moment (though I've not completely abandoned it, I promise). I am instead writing other things under the pen name Kit Edwards. You can find me (and friend me, if you like) over at Goodreads. Any PM's or reviews posted to this account or to any of the stories associated with this account will still reach me though, and I read every single one.

Relative to fictional writing, I have only one ambition; I want to write a story where all the characters are unlikeable bastards. I want to use the dullest setting I can think of (heh, Thatcherite Britain comes to mind), where jobs are scarce, disposable income is a luxury, and no one has seen the sun for weeks. And then what? I don't know. Maybe I'll try to coax my bastard characters into a sickly-sweet love affaire.

I write whenever I've a moment to spare and that moment happens to coincide with at least a minimum of inspiration. I can never write anything, barely my own name, unless I'm somehow inspired. Lucky for me, it doesn't take much to inspire me. Basslines, hands, nails, church, old people, young people, drunk people, trees, wind, reality shows, umbrellas, nature, coats, whatever.

There. I'm getting good at these serious profile texts, huh? Now put the kettle on, dear.