Kanari Toneriko
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Author has written 4 stories for Romance.

Is depressed. The next Mortal Instruments book will be out on May 20-fcking-12. T_T I don't think I can wait that long. I think I'll just roll over and die for now.

I updated Semantic Sin. Please review. Tell me what you think. I have a dozen ideas on what route to think but I can't decide. Ugh.

:D Sorry for the super lateness. I just sifted through I think 30 (?) drafts on what should happen in the damn chapter. Frickin roadblock got me down. Rawr. And I got sidetracked by The Mortal Instruments and Hush, Hush and Pretty Little Liars and the fact that Prince William is now officially taken FOREVER. (Well, not forever really since they could have a divorce but no matter how big a crush I have on him I won't wish for a divorce because I like Kate Middleton too.) So there. Forgive me now? :3

ANd what the fudge is wrong with Document Manager anyways? My chapters are full of crap and stars and now I had to download OpenOffice just so I could have those pretty scene dividers instead of asterisks?! Rawr. I'm ranting now.

Check out itskingsleybitch if you want happy negativity too. You'll rant some more. Promise. ;p

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Teenage Mom by absinthe21 reviews
I'm Drea. Normal teen, professional slacker, etc. One day, I kinda prayed a bit too hard for a more exciting life. Then, my uber-hot, long lost friend suddenly appeared outside my sex ed class saying I had to take care of HIS BABY. Wow, God. Just...wow
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,347 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011
Wrong Number by jacksy reviews
So you guys had phone sex yet?" "NO!" "So you've been talking to this guy for two months, and you haven't had phone sex yet? God how boring.""How can I when I don't even know his name?""Aha! So that means you WANT to have phone sex with him!""What? No!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,768 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Match Club! by shuu.sky reviews
Ame plays Cupid. Shuu plays baseball and isn't into any of her matchmaking games. So what happens when he hands Ame her first failed assignment? Is she ready to hang up her arrows, or is she determined to find Shuu the perfect girlfriend?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,803 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/15/2009
Living the life of a cliché by do not click reviews
My name is Stacey Summer, but most people call me Sunny. I have great friends, annoying over-protective brothers and I like running. But I do not like Logan Williams, he is the bane of my exsistance, dramatic I know. But a girl can lust, right? 'ON HOLD.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,352 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010
Crimson White by Vernelley reviews
This is beyond ridiculous. Since the start of my career, I've completed hundreds of missions, killed thousands of people. It's never bothered me until now. Junshin Hato is just another helpless, unsuspecting target. Why can't I kill her?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,246 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Truth Be a Liar by Kyllex reviews
Aubrey's headstrong best friend has never gotten along with her brother as well as she would've liked. So when she finds out that the two shared a kiss, she does everything in her power to try and get them together. ONESHOT. SEQUEL TO KC.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,825 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
Jealousy by for-mama-nolen reviews
Jennifer Vaughn is having trouble with her boyfriend. Has she made a mistake? Is he really the one? What will happen when a childhood friend comes back after many years and finally triggers in him something she's been looking for; jealousy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,738 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
What's It Like? by Purple Sky Juliet reviews
You have to be very careful what you say when you’re in the spotlight. The reporter sits patiently while I think of my answer to her question, "What's it like to be the girlfriend of the biggest rock star in the world?" R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Facebook Official by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. The best way to get over a guy? Date his new girlfriend's twin brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,651 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Love After Many Sights by luvsummer reviews
It wasn't love at first sight. In fact, she didn't think much of him when she first laid eyes on him. She didn't think much during the second time either. But after a few more sightings, she didn't know what to think. One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
I Want To Know What Love Is by Novocaine for the Soul reviews
REMOVED "Make me into someone my husband can love," I begged. You have to be careful what you wish for, he tried to warn me, but I was determined. He conceded and I found myself looking at perfect copy of...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
The Accident by jeepers09 reviews
I hadn't thought about Jessica Blake in six years, not until the day she stepped into the street right in front of my car. Please, God, let her live. And please, please don't let her remember who I used to be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,662 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Let Me Know by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “He lied. When he said that it didn’t bother him that he didn’t remember her - he lied.” Love is longing for the half of ourselves we have lost.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Dare: Stay Sane While I Strip by MaeMaes reviews
The idea was to catch Pierce's attention. I was nearly naked beneath my coat and ready to flash him. Oh, God, was I crazy? /Two-Part Fic! Complete/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Arranged Marriage? Sucks for Him by sthrnpixie reviews
He probably wasn't a bad guy really, and she should probably have told him the truth from the beginning. But he was fun to look at and fun to kiss and hell... they had a pool. Secrets are never good in a marriage, even an arranged one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,883 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Perfume by serako reviews
His mind was made up for him when a blonde head garbed in all black walked by, the scent of her oriental perfume lingering behind her. It instantly sent a shock of longing down Reid’s body. That was the one he needed. One-shot!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Dropping the Act by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Jealous?” He knew the damn answer to that. She grabbed him into place so that no space existed between them. He knew he wished it were like this forever. “You wish.” Cute how they try to run when all they need is each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Relatively Married by jeepers09 reviews
When their parents die suddenly, step-siblings Luke and Katie have to join forces to keep 17-year-old Katie out of foster care. So she agrees to Luke's crazy plan and for the next 9 months they're man and wife. Maybe they'll even start to like each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,217 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
Drug Addiction Fairytale by CK Shorty reviews
COMPLETE They grew up together, but never really got along, even if they did secretly like each other. But things change over the years. People change. Jude has turned to drugs, and Katelyn is keeping a secret herself.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,223 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Success Story by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. This might not have happened if he'd just let her in...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Thank You, Please Come Again by Kyllex reviews
When a cute stranger at the game store proposes to you, what are you supposed to say? Well, yes, of course. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Horrible Mistake by Penelope P reviews
The Devil grinned wickedly and stared down at her broken body. Her mangled wings spread out painfully and her bruises ached. The last Angel was dying and The Devil stood and watched. Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3407 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Your Definition of Love by gum is yum reviews
Jaelynn Simmons asks Bryce, her brother’s best friend, to help her become popular to get Adam’s attention. Why? Well, she’s been in love with Adam for forever, she’s tired of watching from the sidelines, and she's willing to do whatever it takes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,869 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2005
Tissues And Romance Novels by awaitinglove reviews
ONE-SHOT He didn't want anyone to know about our relationship because we were both so different. But then I had enough. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Impulse by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Peppermint Gum by Sour Lullaby reviews
[One Shot] The day started normally. However, at precisely 7:52am in the middle of a school hallway, I suddenly found myself pinned against the wall and kissing James Whitaker, the hottest guy on campus. And did I mention that he tastes like peppermint?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Just to See Her Smile by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] He strived on her happiness. He lived to see her smile. His duty in life was to make her happy. Why? Because he loved her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
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Semantic Sin reviews
4 feuding, gorgeous members of a popular band. A cute, child-like, nerdy IQ 160 girl who doesn't know they're famous. They thought she's just another fly on their wall. She never thought being sweet & oblivious could actually make a rock star...horny
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,028 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011
Sledgehammer Girl reviews
-"Yay! I love you!" Then she stood on her toes and kissed me on the lips. I gagged, realizing that I wanted more. Damn it, James. She's your cousin! I clenched my jaw as I watched her go off towards him--my arch enemy. Great. Just great.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011
Taming Brandon reviews
She expected a hot, handsome, hunk as her fiancé. What'd you expect? He’s a member of the filthy rich Ascott family. Now what happens when the guy turns out to be a pimply, fat slob named Brandon Sanders?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,016 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011
Schemer's Chaos reviews
Anya has to pretend to be poor while in an elite school, else she loses her inheritance. Kenji wants to get rid of her. Hiro is blackmailing her. And Kato wants to seduce her. How far would you go to get what you want?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,533 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010