Author has written 11 stories for Love, Politics, Friendship, General, Life, Essay, and General.My name is Beatrice.
I'm old enough to drive but not old enough to drink.
I'm very cute and orgasmically witty.
My three favorite bands are The New Pornographers, The Postal Service, and Nickel Creek.
Send me all the hatemail you want. Leave me as many bad reviews as you want. I can take it, and besides--in the end, you just want me.
Please don't expect a good review from me if you don't proofread. Please don't expect a thoughtful reply from me if the emails you send aren't proofread. I'm far too busy being cute and witty to deal with them.
I write a lot of poetry. I read a lot of books. I had an affair with www.fictionpress.com/~mrparrott and he writes great prose.
Read my stuff. Make my day.
NOTICE: I'm looking for one (1) person to be my fictionpress friend--an official sort of friend, who can read my stuff before I post it and tell me whether or not it's any good, who can give advice and be generally good-natured. If interested, please email me and give me one good reason why we should be fictionpress friends. http://hs.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1571340242