Hi!! I'm Lipstick, Flamingos, Rock-roll! LFR for short.
Um... I will describe myself as... ME!
HA! :P
I will not fall to your petty About Me's and Bios!!
RAWR! :B
On a slightly less eccentric note:
Hope everyone will like what I have written!
Even Though it's not the best XD
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Fave Quotes:

"It is, I think, an indisputable fact that are, as Americans, the most self-conscious people in the world, and the most addicted to the belief that the other nations are in a conspiracy to under-value them." ~Henry James

"Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them." ~George Bernard Shaw

"There's an eye in me soup." ~Finnis Everglot

"The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment." ~T.H. White

"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life."~Red Auerbach

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." ~George W. Bush

"I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today... He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." ~George W. Bush

We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House- make no mistake about it." ~George W. Bush

"Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first." ~Josh Billings
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Fave Famous Last Words:

"Please put out the light." ~Theodore Roosevelt

"Take a step forward lads - it'll be easier that way." ~Robert Erskine Childers, to his firing squad

"Wait a minute..." ~Pope Alexander VI, talking to God

"Drink to me!" ~Pablo Picasso

"Am I dying, or is this my birthday?" ~Nancy Astor
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