Author has written 27 stories for Life, Love, Song, Humor, General, Humor, Nature, and Fantasy.
Uh- I think the name says it all...welcome to my life; it's not so bad here...some days...
I go to high school, I go to karate, I go to band practice...what more is there to life?(I could actually do without the high school thing...)
I am hopelessly in love with the Phantom of the Opera...disfigured face and all!! sigh Guys in capes and masks are dead sexy!!!!
Gravity and the laws of physics are my arch enemies! Someday I will defeat them. Then maybe I'll be able to walk down the street(or do 28 combination) without falling.
reading, writing, going to karate, avoiding homework, sleeping, falling down(only I could make that a hobby), going to karate, more sleep...wow my life is DULL...
BOYS!!!!(who doesn't luv 'em...and hate 'em...?)
the color red,guys, italian food, italian guys, SPICY food, freaks, geeks, and losers, band geeks, guys, warm rain, broadway music( don't laugh, NOT CATS!!), guys, heavy metal, dogs, ice cream, guys, shopping, and did I mention guys...?lol
Daily Dose of Random
"Who poured orange juice on your fruitloops?"
"My life is a sitcom and I'm the only one who's not laughing..."
"Life is like a box of chocolates...so get outta mine!!!"
"Sombody get the emotional band-aids!!!!!!"
"There's no crying in baseball!!" A League of Their Own
"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player/ That struts and frets upon the stage/ And then is seen no more:" Macbeth
"I could never get the hang of Thursdays." Arthur Dent, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Does anybody really know what time it is?" Chicago(the band)
"Remember when we were normal?...oh wait that was a dream..."
"No day but today" Rent
"Friends are like cupcakes in every way. They're sweet, they make you happy, and you can never have too many. The only difference is that if you eat your friends, people look at you funny..."
"I like...I like pirates..." my fabulous friendf Ashley (luv ya)
"What happens at the Hard Rock Cafè, stays at the Hard Rock Cafè!"
"I have the strangest urge to pole-dance..." Frau Pooler
"I'm not crazy, it's just that everyone else is too DAMN sane..."
"If these demands are not met, a disaster beyond your imagination will occur!"The Phantom of the Opera
"Well I can't very well have sex with a marshmallow, it'd be awkward..." my still fabulous friend Ashley
"It's like he's there, but I don't want him to be..." squeaky314
" I basically need a guy to throw a brick at my head and yell "I LIKEYOU!!" before I know if he's into me..."
"If I don't amuse you yet, wait five minutes. I'll probably trip over something..."
" I walk in the air between the rain/Through myself and back again/Where? I don't know" Round Here, The Counting Crows
Life? I HAVE no life!!!Who told you these LIES?!!!
Dottie, I squirt virtual water at you!
Band Geeks and ROTC girls gone wild!!!!!!!!
Books I'd recommend
Les Miserables(but skip most of Waterloo, Napolean loses...BIG surprise)
The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxzy
The Bloody Jack series
Interview with the Vampire
The Vampire Lestat
To Kill a Mockingbird
The Hunter's Moon
The Lovely Bones
...I'll think of more later...
Best Moment: Getting my black belt
Worst Moment: Waking up the day AFTER my black belt test... (OUCH)
So sit back, scroll down and check out some of my stuff. And just to be clear, there is absolutly NO validity to the claim that my horrible writing will cause you to spontaneously burst into flames...but you might want to have a fire extinguisher handy just in case...
Hey check out my friends, YES I have friends!And people can see them...well most of the time...