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Joined 04-16-06, id: 521053
Author has written 27 stories for Life, Love, Song, Humor, General, Humor, Nature, and Fantasy.

About Me

Uh- I think the name says it all...welcome to my life; it's not so bad here...some days...

I go to high school, I go to karate, I go to band practice...what more is there to life?(I could actually do without the high school thing...)

I am hopelessly in love with the Phantom of the Opera...disfigured face and all!! sigh Guys in capes and masks are dead sexy!!!!

Gravity and the laws of physics are my arch enemies! Someday I will defeat them. Then maybe I'll be able to walk down the street(or do 28 combination) without falling.

Hobbies

reading, writing, going to karate, avoiding homework, sleeping, falling down(only I could make that a hobby), going to karate, more sleep...wow my life is DULL...

BOYS!!!!(who doesn't luv 'em...and hate 'em...?)

Likes

the color red,guys, italian food, italian guys, SPICY food, freaks, geeks, and losers, band geeks, guys, warm rain, broadway music( don't laugh, NOT CATS!!), guys, heavy metal, dogs, ice cream, guys, shopping, and did I mention guys...?lol

Daily Dose of Random

"Who poured orange juice on your fruitloops?"

"My life is a sitcom and I'm the only one who's not laughing..."

"Life is like a box of chocolates...so get outta mine!!!"

"Sombody get the emotional band-aids!!!!!!"

"There's no crying in baseball!!" A League of Their Own

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player/ That struts and frets upon the stage/ And then is seen no more:" Macbeth

"I could never get the hang of Thursdays." Arthur Dent, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Does anybody really know what time it is?" Chicago(the band)

"Remember when we were normal?...oh wait that was a dream..."

"No day but today" Rent

"Friends are like cupcakes in every way. They're sweet, they make you happy, and you can never have too many. The only difference is that if you eat your friends, people look at you funny..."

"I like...I like pirates..." my fabulous friendf Ashley (luv ya)

"What happens at the Hard Rock Cafè, stays at the Hard Rock Cafè!"

"I have the strangest urge to pole-dance..." Frau Pooler

"I'm not crazy, it's just that everyone else is too DAMN sane..."

"If these demands are not met, a disaster beyond your imagination will occur!"The Phantom of the Opera

"Well I can't very well have sex with a marshmallow, it'd be awkward..." my still fabulous friend Ashley

"It's like he's there, but I don't want him to be..." squeaky314

" I basically need a guy to throw a brick at my head and yell "I LIKEYOU!!" before I know if he's into me..."

"If I don't amuse you yet, wait five minutes. I'll probably trip over something..."

" I walk in the air between the rain/Through myself and back again/Where? I don't know" Round Here, The Counting Crows

Life? I HAVE no life!!!Who told you these LIES?!!!

Dottie, I squirt virtual water at you!

Band Geeks and ROTC girls gone wild!!!!!!!!

Books I'd recommend

Les Miserables(but skip most of Waterloo, Napolean loses...BIG surprise)

The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxzy

The Bloody Jack series

Interview with the Vampire

The Vampire Lestat

The Shining

To Kill a Mockingbird

Night

Dawn

The Hunter's Moon

The Lovely Bones

Angela's Ashes

Twilight

...I'll think of more later...

Best Moment: Getting my black belt

Worst Moment: Waking up the day AFTER my black belt test... (OUCH)

So sit back, scroll down and check out some of my stuff. And just to be clear, there is absolutly NO validity to the claim that my horrible writing will cause you to spontaneously burst into flames...but you might want to have a fire extinguisher handy just in case...

Hey check out my friends, YES I have friends!And people can see them...well most of the time...

Frau_Pooler

TheNextLittleMermaid

squeaky314

Lestat's Secret

shackled

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Goody Two Shoes by CrazyForYou reviews
Fiona Miller is a good girl. A boring girl. A quiet girl you never really notice. And all work no play NO FUN! But what happens when one day, she decides to fall in love? Would she still be the very very big overachiever she once was?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 94,355 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006
In the Cosmic Sense by Windup Hopping Lederhosen reviews
True story/inside joke. Tee hee!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2006
Through the Storm of Your Love by TheNextLittleMermaid reviews
Writtten when this guy I really like hurt me REALLY badly...speaks for itsfelf...R+R
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2006
Rest in Peace, O My Heart by Windup Hopping Lederhosen reviews
"Nothing good comes from/Nothing"
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2006
Tell Me by Windup Hopping Lederhosen reviews
Okay, so I really like this guy and wanna date him and he always tells me he loves me but I don't know.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006
Wasted by Windup Hopping Lederhosen reviews
"One youth/Wasted" A total work of fiction.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2006
Those in Peril on the Sea: Part 2 by Bijou1182 reviews
The second part of my three-part series detailing the sinking of the Titanic through the point of view of passengers in each of the three classes. This story follows those in second class.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2006
Confessions of a First True Love by Windup Hopping Lederhosen reviews
This is one I already published on quizilla.com but nobody reads poetry there so I decided to publish it here. This is one for Justin.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2006
Why? don't do it by Windup Hopping Lederhosen reviews
This is to a friend who spent the last weekend trying to kill himself. It didn't work, thank God, but he has a death wish so he will do it eventually. You know who you are, if you find this site in your searching.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006
Shahna by Windup Hopping Lederhosen reviews
This is for a friend who's moving on the 27th. I'm gonna miss her a lot.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006
Elemental, My Dear Readers! by Windup Hopping Lederhosen reviews
I was bored in Science today. Chem sucks. Find all of the element names and you win a prize!
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2006
Those In Peril on the Sea: Part 1 by Bijou1182 reviews
Follows the lives of six first class passengers on the Titanic. The first in a three part series dealing with people in each of the classes on the ship. Drama and some romance...I'd love to get some feedback on this!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,678 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005
Save the Fish Sticks! by Blades of Ice reviews
The penguins are coming! Run if you value your life, your sanity and your boxers!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/22/2003
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Deadmen Talk Too Much reviews
Leana is just your everyday angsty teenager,but things start to go downhill when she finds out that her exboyfriend is a warlock who's put a spell on her. Throw in an annoying pirate ghost and an evil plot and Leana's life quickly becomes a real mess.....
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007
Falling Out of Love reviews
Just a song about our generation and some of the issues of today. If you get the metaphors, goo for you, if not, poetry in't everything.......RR please
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Nonsense and Such reviews
I like my random poems filled with oxymorons,,and you can't make me stop writing them! So there!Mwahahaha! Seriously this makes only a little sense to me , so if any one isn't sick of me yet...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006
The Sea reviews
a poem about the ocean...I couldn't think of a better title because I'm cool like that. If you have any suggestions don't just sit there rolling your eyes, TELL ME!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/27/2006
Oh Crap! I Lost my Shoe! reviews
In one short journey I learned about life, lost myself, found myself, fell in love, became a hero, and learned to dance the Macarena. And it all began when I lost my shoe...based on an inside joke ,I'm not sure where this is going or if I should continue.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2006
Fields of Poppies reviews
ok, anyone who doesn't get that this is not just about the Wizard of Oz after five minutes, stop trying to make the connection. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourselves...shout out to Dottie cuz she's endured so many "no place like home" jokes...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006
Eternity reviews
ok, this is like my 1o millionth song, but oh well...I wrote this for a story I'm working on with a friend. A male character writes it for one of the main characters
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006
Sometimes reviews
Yet another poem brought to you by my raging hormones! Ever feel like you don't know whether its better to be single and free or in a relationship?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/10/2006
Never Leave reviews
oooh, more angsty teenagery goodness not based on my actual life! you get to read it! lucky you...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/10/2006
I'll Never Change reviews
Yet another song, I don't know why I write them, it's not like I'm very musical...oh well. This one was inspired by a bad relationsip of someone I know. I embellish of course...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2006
The Smell of Roses reviews
hey, this has like nothing to do with anytrhing. Its just a bunch of random stuff I came up with. Go ahead, connect it to something, I dare you...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/28/2006
Like Suicide reviews
This is one of my darker pieces. Although it deals with suicide, my real veiw on the subject is that it's not worth it. Life is a gift, and if you throw it away you can't get it back. I've never been suicidal, and no one I know has ever been suicidal. I
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2006
Wash Our Graves reviews
a song about the downward spiral of society and all that happy stuff...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006
Sick of Trying reviews
life is exhausting...especially when you go to high school...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006
Excuses reviews
All the excuses you need to get you through your day...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/13/2006
Strikes reviews
we only get so many chances in life...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2006
I Only reviews
a random song i wrot, um probably not likr proper "format" or anything but I despise rules anyway
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2006
Perfection reviews
this is such a word trap...even I'm confused
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/5/2006
Doesn't Anybody Hear Me? reviews
a random emo poem I came up with, not really about me or my life, but whats an imagination for?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/5/2006
Worth it reviews
guys...nuf said
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/4/2006
Salty Rain reviews
umm no real inspiration in particular, just how I feel...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/4/2006
Caught up reviews
ever feel like your the only thing holding you back?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/1/2006
Searching reviews
Yet another speculation on life from the deeply profound mind of a high schooler...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/29/2006
Good Enough reviews
just to let you all know I'm not like actually depressed or anything, i just like to write sad poems when i'm sad...somehow it makes me feel better
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/21/2006
Love reviews
I thought it might be interesting to write this poem from my perspective as someone who has never been in love...i'm not sure if its any good
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/21/2006
Dizzy reviews
Yeah another random poem about life, probably not very good so don't get your hopes up...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006
Untitled reviews
Yeah I guess this is probably lame, but I had nothing better to do...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006
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