Ollie May
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Joined 04-16-06, id: 521054, Profile Updated: 08-24-10
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, Fantasy, and Supernatural.

Hey guys! I'm Ollie May, a twenty year old senior at a small college in a suburb of Chicago. I like to think of myself as witty but in all truth I'm just a smartass with an above average vocabulary. And I like it that way.


Story Progress

Seven Stages of the Death of a Relationship: 2/7

It Can Always Get Worse: wonder of wonders, it has been restarted again! Chapter 25 is up!

The Blue Door Cafe: 3/100

Make That Two: On hiatus, can be found on my website

Perfection is Relative: Chapter Three is up.

Twist: Oh hiatus, can be found on my website

Searching: Complete

Welcome to Hell: Complete

Seven Stages of the Death of a Relationship Extra Material

Character Pictures:

Bree Ross

Gabriel White

Joshua Reynolds

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Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4229 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 3,698 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Shelter by aileenrose reviews
In our first real conversation, David told me he thought I was "weird." What was weird was that I was living with my senile grandma, who runs a impromptu halfway house for people like David to swoop in and get to sleep in my bedroom for a month or three.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,882 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
My Safe Haven by monkeybar ohmaniac reviews
Bam. Another dodgeball hit the back of my head. I didn't even turn around to see Patrick Weeney playing innocent on the other side of the court. Instead, I burrowed my face into my best friend's chest. "You're a horrible safe haven." June Flash Me prompt!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Murphy's Law by Sally Can Wait reviews
Murphy learned to live with her freakish bad luck, but when her aunt tells her it's because of a curse left by her suicidal great grandfather, she decides its time to take Fate into her own hands. Unfortunately, trouble making vegan Andy has other plans.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009
She Will Be Loved by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - We were, as most people would call these days, friends with benefits. "So yeah, I guess this is it." I whispered at his sleeping form. I removed his arms from me and I felt the absence I would feel for the rest of my life. "Goodbye."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Your Definition of Love by gum is yum reviews
Jaelynn Simmons asks Bryce, her brother’s best friend, to help her become popular to get Adam’s attention. Why? Well, she’s been in love with Adam for forever, she’s tired of watching from the sidelines, and she's willing to do whatever it takes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,869 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2005
Fun With Phobia by jasbredavral reviews
SKoW Challenge. People who are afraid of stickers are people, too. Just ask Katie.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Extinction by Bob Evans reviews
COMPLETE: It was a simple job: get in, start the power, and get out. But as the team digs deeper and deeper, the truth begins to come out, and the full horror realized. This was much more than an accidental leak.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,203 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
When Angels Cry by Skye-Blue07 reviews
Abrielle used to be rivals if not friends with Ryance O'Driscoll until he suddenly disappears and no one will tell her where he's gone. When she starts to hear things she should DEFINATELY not be hearing she finds out exactly where Ryance went.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,795 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/14/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Reason and Romance by Myrika reviews
Adrian Blake is tired of looking for that perfect romance, but when she meets Alex Montgomery, she forgets all reason. And yet she can't forget he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 4343 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
A Sweet Inducement by Clavel reviews
When Stella walked into Zephyr to ask for a job as a chef, she never thought she would walk out with not only the job but a fake boyfriend too! NO LONGER ANSWERING REVIEWS FOR THIS STORY AS I JUST GET PISSED OFF NO ONE READS THE AUTHOR NOTES!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,712 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
The V word by Lulai reviews
IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
As Told By Winifred by Pretty Pluet reviews
Meet Winnie. She's got more secrets than you can count on all ten of your fingers, a sister who despises her, a complicated best friend, and a love she died for- literally.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006
Snapshot by Don't Kill the Messenger reviews
A little slice of what everyone wants...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2005
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Discontented by Endless Dark reviews
Kat's life is a total mess. She has family problems, can't decide which college to go to, and to top it all off, she has to deal with Jake, who is not exactly her favorite person. But when everything comes crashing down, he's the one she turns to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,472 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Complete
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It Can Always Get Worse reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Seven Stages of the Death of a Relationship reviews
Grief is a process, a long journey of acceptance and healing."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009
Perfection is Relative reviews
Dallas is the perfect being. As far as she can tell, that means participating in all the cult rituals, performing miracles at regular intervals, and never doing anything that might offend anyone ever. No wonder she ran away.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
The Blue Door Cafe reviews
Adrian and Elizabeth Fawcett are free nymphs. So what do they do? Open a cafe and become upstanding members of the community, of course. Series of short stories based on the prompts given by 100fics.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007
Welcome To Hell reviews
I live in Hell. Well, I used to. Now I live in hell. Or as Michael keeps calling it, Memphis Tennessee. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,743 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Searching reviews
Angels are not allowed to fall in love. But two did and they were banished. Forced to search but never find each other, what happens when they finally stop searching? COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
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