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Author has written 13 stories for Mystery, Love, Horror, Essay, General, Humor, Biography, and Life.
I wish to take this time and space to thank God for giving me the ability to write and for him allowing me to steadily become a better writer. This is my disclaimer: all the praise should not come to me, but to God.
Name: Wouldn't you like to know
Birthday: not telling
Age: Classified information
Favorite animal: Tiger
Family: nuclear family; siblings: one sister
I'm a Christian.
Um... don't what to say about myself, except my friends and I are a litle wierd. Um... I'm partially crazy. That's all I can think of!
Memory verses till I update: "The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord makes his face shine upon you and be gracious to you; the Lord turns his face toward you and give you peace." (Numbers 6:24-26 NIV)
"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade." So, basically if you have a problem, squeeze what you can out of it, water it down, and sugar coat it. Isn't that denial?
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.
Random wisdom quotes I found. Everyone else seems to have witty one-liners on their profile, so here are some I found:
Think about this real hard...
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Two wrongs not make a right - Three lefts do"
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient."