Seefu Slim
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Joined 04-20-06, id: 521632, Profile Updated: 02-28-08
Author has written 7 stories for Essay, and Fantasy.

Seefu! Industries


An offshoot of !Seefu Slim!: Writing Enterprises...


Quality is our number one dream!

Here at Seefu Industries, we've kept one goal in mind, all throughout our thirty years of existence: The partial nudity you've come to expect- nay, demand from us. But that's another story for another department. Glory me, why bother with that? In thirty years we've kept our dreams at the forefront, our pens always ready- and our legal department always large!

Our founder, Mr. Seefu Slim himself, has led quite a life. Currently he's writing professionally for a mainstream publishing company, a job which he despises. No room for flair! No fun! So he made this branch to express his feelings and post his larger projects. You'll see. Don't be stupid. He's legally obligated to note that all jackassery is trademarked by him, and him alone.

Here are some of our up and coming projects!


Abstinence: The Only Way or Blind Idiocy? A beautiful piece all about the times craziness, all over sticking something in another persons thing. Is it affecting us, are our children being forced to believe this? Are condoms really effective? All this and more for a low cost! ...COST: Cheap as free.

Avatar of Life Life in a world dominated by the internet... We can lie without consequence, insult without reprucussion- Sometimes we just need to stop and look at our true persona- our avatar of life. COST: Since its a defect... We'll give it to ya for $0.00 .

Handicappers'll Be the Death Of Us! A hilarious view at a world dominated by health-care and making sure everyone feels good. Handicap spaces? MY ASS! A sure to be hit, not to be missed! COST: Three easy payments of $0.00!

Hillary Clinton: The Chosen Bum A response to alligations about Barrack Obama sucking hard. Screw that guy. COST: I'm running out of jokes! $0.00 until I can think of one!

More sure hits later!


A Pocket Full of Fate Ready to go! this one- the flagship of our company- is sure to be a huge hit. A tale full of intrigue and humor, twisting genre roles to their very limits. When a young boy (with no knowledge of fencing or weapons, physically unable to carry a huge sword) ventures off into the unknown, he knows he's going to die. The bickering intronomical scientists he is employed for want to know what is outside of the twisted passageways of their existence, deep within the planet's core, so the final question can finally be answered... Finally. If only he knew that squabbling goes on above ground, too... Not to be missed! ...COST: Free for a limited time (until the world ends) ACT NOW!

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A Volunteers Lament: My Time With the Retarded reviews
This isn't your average volunteer day.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Lost Time reviews
It was held together with little more then prayers and steam. Not safe. Not safe at all. And soon they would be tossed into the depths of this little box- oh, say, about three minutes...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Hillary Clinton: The Chosen Bum reviews
Sometimes I mistake her for a sad, ugly little puppy...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Handicappers'll Be the Death Of Us! reviews
The year was 2008: and everyone was finally equal.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Avatar of Life
We live in an impersonal world... We can be anything we want, any person we want to be like... What is, truly, our avatar...Of life?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
A Pocket Full of Fate reviews
Deep underneath a planet in no way related to the Earth lives a people,constantly thirsting for knowledge about mundane things so they send a little boy who lets people know he couldn't hurt a fly up to find more. What he sees is an insult to fantasy...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008
Abstinence: The Only Way or Blind Idiocy? reviews
Some people are really, really, stupid. I've come to the conclusion that most of us shouldn't reproduce, anyways. Could they be right? Are they teaching my child the wrong things? Abstinence... What's up with it?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
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