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Joined 04-22-06, id: 521933, Profile Updated: 03-26-08
Author has written 18 stories for General, Fable, Life, Family, Love, Religion, and Song.

Thanks for looking at my profile the name is Jon, Currently an aspiring writer with nothing to show for it, actually finished my first story not long ago and I hate it. but oh well! who cares! I'm a science fiction/fantasy/romantic with a lot of native some how crammed up in there writer so its hard for me to somehow find a topic that all the sides of my brain can agree on.

Just to Add in the results are tallyed and it seems that
With a lop sidded 5/1 result Superman can be cut by the oh hallowed LightSaber


Fav books...Harry potter, Pen-Dragon, Tonto and the lone ranger's fist fight in heaven...(thats a great book)


Fav movies, Terminator 2, smoke signals, Dream-keeper,


Fav quotes.

Thomas Buildsthefire-Hey Victory I'm sorry about your dad.

Victor-how'd ya hear about that?

Thomas BuildsTheFire-I heard it on the wind, I heard it from the birds, I felt it in the sunlight, plus your mom was just in here cryin."(end)

(after trading a story for a ride concludes it with Thomas BuildsTheFire)- Arnold got arrested you know, but he got lucky, They charged him with attempted murder, then they plea bargained that down to assault with a deadly weapon, then they plea bargained that down to being an Indian in the Twentieth century. Then he got two years in Walla Walla(end)

Thomas BuildsTheFire- Sometimes Its a good day to die and sometimes its a good day to have breakfast. (end)

Thomas BuildsTheFire(while watching an Old Western)The only thing more pathetic than Indians on T.V. is Indians watching Indians on T.V.

End of Smoke Signals Begin Dream keeper

Being chased by the bad guys, the gradfather remarks

Gradfather-There after my War pony!

Shane-No there after my ass!

Grandfather-Better off with the horse...

EndTerminator 2

Sarah Connor narrating-Dyson listened while the terminator laid it all down, judgment day, skynet, the history of things to come, its not everyday you realize your responcible for the deaths of 3 billion people, he took it pretty well.

Dyson- I Think I'm going to throw up...

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The Final Frontier by kenansense reviews
I scaled the wall between mind and hand we call Inhibition...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Demon's Wake by Malise Ling reviews
Living in a war torn Earth, Alex's Friend commits suicide, nearly taking her with him. Saved by a strange pair of twins, Alex finds herself caught in a power struggle between the so called Angels and Demons. Review plz!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 7/15/2006
Therese Anne by Hackneyed Eccentric reviews
This will never do her justice
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Manipulative Heart by Hackneyed Eccentric reviews
I wrote this in a time of indecision and wavering confusion. It is about the emotional conflict, as well as the social, one must go through when trying to abide by and ignore their heart simultaneously.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2008
The Seminary Gang II: A Fallen World by Bob Evans reviews
COMPLETE: The Seminary Gang has collapsed. Friends turn traitor, and new allies join the battlefield. It's all or nothing when the world is swiftly conquered. The Gang is the only hope of victory, but this may be a struggle even they cannot survive.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,768 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Sydney's Ashes: A Memoir Of War by blood for freedom reviews
this is the story of thomas, a high school student who is tossed into the world of war. A tale of love, death and war. Will Thomas get the one he loves? or will he die trying?
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Top 10 Reasons Why Shakespeare is Amazing by fatbird33 reviews
well the title pretty much says everything.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Dangerous obsessions by jadeisms reviews
A murderer tries to explain himself.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007
Is it Love? by Luna Addictus reviews
See title.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
I asked you by jadeisms reviews
Eh...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Cancer by Ben Wuest reviews
A fifteen minute one act play.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Bluud by blood for freedom reviews
Jon and Thomas are different, but content. but what will they do when others like themselves start turning up dead?
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
A Few Too Many by alBBie reviews
There are seven members of the Caldwell family. Each with their own insane lives. Plus more. R&R, complete.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/21/2005
War's Heart by Reaper reviews
An invading, unknown army. Unnerving returns. A city in turmoil and a whole load of teenage hatred. Witness the horror and consequences of war as not soldiers, but children take up arms against an enemy they never imagined.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 113,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Western Love Sotry by chanel05 reviews
R&R
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2003
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I Am reviews
Quick Poem about Identity.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Complete
The Glade, The Dell reviews
A little History
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Why? reviews
Why not?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
I know I hate reviews
I am done with the games of women....
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Makin' American reviews
Lit. class inspired; and how I feel also
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Who am I? reviews
A Convo in my head....not that wierd I promise
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008
Curse me stop reviews
Mormon rap song....I dont know what to do with that...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
When the magic died reviews
one kids lament on the death of innocence aka santa!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Will he? reviews
remebrance is a tricky thing...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Wealth Wins All reviews
I dont know why
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Death sticks reviews
want to buy some?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Our trip reviews
I have been gone long...But I promise to return!
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Death Clock reviews
Mine is actually digital.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Life's elixirs reviews
Everyone battles with there own mind, or gives into it forever.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Innovations of sin reviews
Memories of tommorow, and innovations of today, I refuse to live life a shadow!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Lost in Forever reviews
I've been thinking alot about death
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
The Power In All reviews
When five friends decide to tempt fate, they ended up bringing war upon there little town, now will they be able to fix things? Will they even survive?
Fiction: Fable - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Trying to rise reviews
a little something i wrote when i my self ws trying to rise
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/4/2006