Slander By Osmosis
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Joined 04-22-06, id: 521937, Profile Updated: 06-05-08

Formerly known as Lithely.

Why did Slander By Osmosis change names?

I was bored of the old one.

Lithely was getting one my nerves because it was so...just...not right. Slander By Osmosis doesn't really make that much sense (does anything ever?) but it's much catchier and it's not just an adverb all by its lonesome...

What does a person like Slander By Osmosis like and not like?

Too many things to enumerate.

I'll keep it simple and say music, writing, and reading.

Where did Slander By Osmosis's stories go?

They disappeared (spooky...).

I've been working on several different stories for some time now and I decided to take down what I have on here because I'm not going to get to working on them for a long time coming, I'm thinking. I might post up a few things later (as in much later), but who knows?

What is Slander By Osmosis like?

A multifaceted diamond.

That was lame, yes, but I couldn't thing of a better short description (I say diamond only because I couldn't think of something better. I could have said "a multi-faceted geometric shape" but that's just lamer...). There really isn't a "set" personality to describe me. My personality differs day to day and depends on what I've eaten and how much caffeine I've ingested. But, generally, I am sarcastic, caustic, and sardonic (I am well aware that those three words mean virtually the same thing...don't you love how many synonyms there are for just one word?).

Does Slander By Osmosis have an inspiration?


Depends on what kind of inspiration. There are a few people that inspire me to strangle them (which I have refrained from far), but there are also the people who inspire me to do good things like write, sing, love, and all that good, fuzzy-feeling stuff.

Does Slander By Osmosis have any pet peeves?

Doesn't everyone?

Yup, too many to list here, in fact. But one of my biggest is chat speak. I don't need to explain why, except to say that I love the English language; please don't butcher it.

Is Slander By Osmosis still giving reviews?

Of course.

I'm just behind schedule (severely).

Why does Slander By Osmosis insist on using the third person in these questions?

Just being irksome.

Referring to oneself in the third person gives a certain self-satisfaction sometimes. It's crazy, but true.

Something to ponder/one of the most beautiful poems ever written:


Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

- William Ernest Henley

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Life Is Beautiful by arachibutyrophobia reviews
Story taken down due to piracy concerns. My apologies.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Whatever It Takes by cynically amused reviews
Max thought going to extreme measures would get Ellie's attention, it did, but it wasn’t the way he expected. Never, in her entire life, had a guy who asked her out while standing in his boxers during a pep rally! [CHAPTER 16]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,648 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/12/2006
The Prince and the Piper's Son by Heatherlyco reviews
A fairy tale a girl who can't decide whether it is more prudent to dream or grow up, a Prince who remakes hearts with feathers, and a Piper's Son who fits somewhere between.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Set you free by Jezabel44 reviews
COMPLETE. She's new in the city, desperately looking for a job. When a strange offer from the most mysterious boy she had ever met comes, she knows she shouldn't accept, but she does. What she doesn't know is that her life is about to change completely.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,395 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
You Missed a Spot by The Cheerio reviews
[One Shot] I swear the Devil is out to get me. Why else would i be a temporary janitor, cleaning after stinky apelike football players?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Mood Rings by Snowhite reviews
It started off really innocent then somehow spiraled out of control. He was the catalyst.[COMPLETE!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,071 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
The Grim Reaper by Polished Gem reviews
Kate's life's not perfect, but she loves it. So when it's taken away, it's payback time. Zeke is going to get the haunting of his life. That is until kate finds out Zeke has nothing to do with it. There's a more sinister plot at hand and it's time to kick
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,579 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Web of Lies by Polished Gem reviews
COMPLETE! The group is a popular clique with secrets that would make new girl, Lynne, turn in her grave. They're lying, scheming, and cruel to the core. She's irresistibly drawn to the moody Denny, but is he only playing with her too? (SkoW Award)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 186,801 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
Heads or Tails, Risks or Regrets by cynically amused reviews
Love was cruel, love was beautiful. Love was pure, love was selfish. Love was spontaneous, love was gradual. Love was a mystery, a twosided coin that begged to be flipped. Was love worth the risk or would it become a regret? [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Good Girls Don't Play with Fire by adio kalinihta reviews
Reese was a good girl. Conscientious, effective, and thorough. Everything in her life was planned perfectly, except for a little infatuation with a certain arrogant brat named Cole Roderick. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Addicted to You by anonymous reality reviews
Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,408 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
Pierced by Polished Gem reviews
COMPLETE: Bri wasn't looking for love when someone unexpectedly summons Cupid on her behalf. She's only looking to fix her life. She ends up falling for the one guy she can't have: Cupid himself. And Ares is hot on his heels to reap destruction.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,756 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete