La-Vita-e-Bella
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Welcome to my insanely long bio!!
Well now lets see...
I am a sixteen year old girl, and I'll probably always be a kid at heart hahahaha.
I live everywhere, I don't really stay in one place long...Canada, England and The Middle East are kind of my homes anyway.
IN THE WORKS: Shy Boy, and Tessa's Place.

FAVES

Fave Movies: Top Five. 1. La Vita E Bella, or Life is Beautiful.
2. Casablanca
3. Moulin Rouge
4. Le Fabueleux Destin D'Amelie Poulain or more simply, Amelie
5. Ever After

Fave Singers
Hmm. Male singers Top Five?
1. Josh Groban
2. Frank Sinatra
3. Elton John
4. David Bowie
5. Michael Buble

Female Pop Singers??

1. Christina Aguilera (when she doesn't overdo it toooo much)
2. Alicia Keys
3. Aretha Franklin
4. Whitney Houston
5. Anastacia

Top Five Classical/Big Band/Musical Theater singers. not really in best to worst order obviously!!

1. Emma Shapplin
2. Heather Headley
3. Edith Piaf
4. Billie Holiday
5. Sarah Brightman

Fave Songs Mainstream:

1. Have a Little Faith in Me--John Hiatt
2. Your Song--Elton John
3. Moon River--I like Sarah Brightman's version
4. Kissing You--Des'ree
5. Dream a Little Dream of Me--any version pretty much, it's gorgeous!!

Fave Songs Classical

1. Pachelbel's Canon
2. La Habanera
3. Se Tu M'ami Se Sospiri
4. O Mio Babbino Caro
5. Pie Jesu

Fave Books:

1. The Princess Bride
2. Gone With the Wind
3. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
4. Wuthering Heights
5. Pride and Prejudice

Fave Actors:

1. Johnny Depp
2. Jimmy Stewart
3. Humphrey Bogart
4. Tobey Maguire
5. Paul Bettany

Fave Actresses:

1. Kate Winslet
2. Audrey Hepburn
3. Liv Tyler
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Marilyn Monroe

Fave Directors: Tim Burton, Hayao Miyazaki and Quentin Tarantino

AM...absurdly short, with tiny feet and huge hair. A Mezzo or Dramatic Soprano, I wont' know for a few more years!! A lot of the heroines in my stories are short as you may notice.
There are simply not enough short redheads out there!

I LOVE:

-The Walker Texas Ranger lever on Conan O'Brian
-South Park and Family Guy
-Every Farrelly Brothers Movie EVER MADE
-My habibti's
-Being a massive dork
-Being a girl
-Complete randomosity
-The Confessions of Georgia Nicholson
-The White Stripes (their music for like four or five years.)
-In accordance with that, Jack White and his sweet ass, mwahahahahaha.
-Stupid Comedy
-When people fall down. I'm sorry but it's really funny.
-When what goes around comes around!
-Kids in the Hall!!

I HATE

-Stupid people
-Closed minded stupid people
-Stupid people who travel in herds
-When you want to kick a very stupid person in the crotch, but know that you can't interrupt classes just for that
-Stupid bitchy girls
-That Prince William is not my love slave
-That I am stuck
-That my nickname is Stumpy

I AM AFRAID OF

-Patrick Swayze
-Carnies
-Medium sized spiders
-The teen stars of Nickolodeon and the Disney Channel
-Courtney Love (What the hell is WRONG with that woman?)

And now some quotes

This is my little circle. This is the small area I'm standing in. You can come in if you want, but if you start f*cking with it, you gotta get out!!--Johnny Depp

What Would Jesus Do...For a Klondike Bar??

In spite of everything...life is beautiful--Leon Trotsky

Not all who wander are lost--JRR Tolkien

History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it--Winston Churchill

We must ask ourselves this question: Is our children learning?--The ever sadly amusing, George W. Bush

There is no answer. There never has been an answer. There never will be an answer. That's the answer.--Gertrude Stein

And finally

"Shit happens."

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With Every Sin by Ladii Monique reviews
The story of a forbidden love that crossed all barriers. The story of a young slave girl and the Master's son set in Civil War Era.
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In the Eye of the Tiger by Ameliebabie reviews
Leah Townsend is on the run.And in serious danger.Desperate,she finds herself in the hands of a spy who is as dangerous as they come.Has she jumped from the frying pan into the fire?R&R!Thanx PLS READ MY UPDATE ON CHAP 30 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS STORY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2003
Truth and Trickery by Tomoe Gozen reviews
[Regency] When Ellen Lindley uncovers passionate letters exchanged between her sweet sister Emma and the dark Charles Radclyffe, she can scarcely dare believe it is love. Perhaps she should not be so quick to judge so...
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Wild Fire by FlyingPhish reviews
Laird Rourke MacCallum takes what he wants and kidnaps a lass on a raid. She turns out to be trouble not to mention ENGLISH and won't be the subserviant little wife. Ch.24 up!
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Fight for the Artemisia by arwen-evenstar89 reviews
Her father is trying to make peace with another king, but Arya belives they should fight. When a royal ship is attacked by pirates from yet another kingdom, Arya must fight to save the man she thought she hated.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,731 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 4/17/2004
Heretic by Wings of Dark reviews
They tell me not to be afraid. Through the flames of Hell and into the valley of shadow I shall pass.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2004
Papillon Mordant by an-cat-gaelige reviews
A Parisian prostitute at the turn of the century narrates her tragic life and of those in her profession. (PG-13 for suggestive dialogue and subject matter)
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004