hahaimburied
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Joined 04-26-06, id: 522222
Author has written 54 stories for Haiku, General, Friendship, Humor, Life, Nature, School, Fantasy, Work, War, Family, and Love.
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Fun With Big Mac and Pain
Loo Loo and her cleavage was like a sharp sword and all peach crayons
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2006
Before and After The Snake Man reviews
Hither with that address and your box full of cats
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2006
Sugar, We're Going Down, Fall Out Boy Stole This reviews
spo6 and that thing I asked at 3:06
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006
The Walrus Poem reviews
It's about a Walrus...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/24/2006
Crazy Horse And The Seven Gables
That's a buttered pickle! eat the turkey, Fester
Poetry: School - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Published: 5/24/2006
The Soda Poem This Has Nothing To Do With Soda
Lexmark Xerox Aramark Arabian Knights In My Boxers Freddy Cougar
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Published: 5/24/2006
He Sped Off Fast Like Speedracer on Crack reviews
Start the whole thing with who is who and who is who?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/24/2006
I'm An Emo reviews
Garg! read me again Txt files are for the 50's
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/24/2006
Tom Hanks Spanks My Mother With Pancakes reviews
Fram Fram Your a Piece of Spam
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/23/2006
Nacho Chip
I have to admit that's fluffly...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2006
Grandma Got Run Over By A Drunk Man
Wobbly they all have emotional issues. So get back and re-do my routing
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Published: 5/23/2006
Dust On My Cornea
I have problems
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2006
What You Heard Is Only Half Of What You Believe
Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one blast off!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Published: 5/18/2006
Count Thair He's On His China White I Can Spell
playtex playtex...you see what's happening here is that there is a FRESH SCENT!
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Published: 5/18/2006
David Blaine Almost Died reviews
I wish I lived inside a large tank of water...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/18/2006
The Weirdest Story Ever Written reviews
I am a greaseball, I live in Greece and I have balls
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/16/2006
The Snargle Monster reviews
The man who played the father in the Brady Bunch was gay and that's the truth, son
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006
I Did It All For The Nookie And The 5th Dimension reviews
Oops! I Did it again, I bought cigarrettes, and now I'm in chemotherapy
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006
My Black Angel With Cut Wrists
oooooooo I know your a piece of food, but I swear we could get married and make babies
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Published: 5/14/2006
Metal Poem This Has Nothing To Do With Pregnancy
Umpa Lumpa Doopity Doo, I have another crowbar for you
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Published: 5/14/2006
Controversial Please Read! reviews
Special Order of LAX, and everything that is relevant
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/14/2006
Adrienne Wears Her Underwear, We All Know That
Buckets of grime and teddy bears too
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Published: 5/13/2006
Jimney Cricket And A Series of Pornographic Events reviews
You'll want to read this, trust me...trust me...READ THIS!
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2006
This Is A Story, About A Lovely Lady
And her dog named Mar...geritte, tell me where's my cupcake!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 5/13/2006
Sticking My Tongue Out and Thus Naming It Lim Bob
Ladybugs keep pulling AK 7's, Raindrops keep falling on my feet...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Published: 5/13/2006
Fishing On
Sorry friend, I reeled a big one, BOB BARKER GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY SOUP NUGGETS!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Published: 5/13/2006
Don't Sing Mexican, They Sold Out reviews
Life Love Nature Politics Religion School Song Haiku General and A Button That says Push me!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006
Lalala! Eveybody Dance Now, The Governor
I don't, no, stop it, Birthday, he's my birthday sum of lufe
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 5/13/2006
Brainfreeze
ooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!>...
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 5/11/2006
No, I Shot The Sheriff, I Swear! reviews
Endless like a new japanese possibility! I need deoterant or a new permit for my car...they're both the same
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2006
Glitter and Fairytales Are Autistic
Staring down a loaded gun like it's a pizza pie! Amori!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 5/10/2006
Words Starting in the Letter 4
I'm gonna do this, with chocolate and plenty of smoothies
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Published: 5/9/2006
Trajan, Hadrian and the Shrugging Shoulder Dancing
Trajan, Hadrian and the Shrugging Shoulder Dancing Madness (I hate when people make long titles)
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Published: 5/9/2006
Hey Look Here! This Could Be Famous
What you've seen is nothing like this,...step right up ladies and gentlemen and see the amazing...amazing...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Published: 5/9/2006
Buscar The Theif
Not really sure when I have to study for that test...Saccari Zealots stand upon my head...
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Published: 5/9/2006
Art't Thea Stew Tharmas, and Jailtime
What you want is mispelled, what you want is a tax reduction, she's got the calories!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Published: 5/9/2006
The Sun Is So Bright, I Wish I Was Asian
Bling Bling Belongs To Those Blistering Bullets Buried Beneath My Little Red Cup
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 5/9/2006
No Place For This Anyway reviews
5 lbs of raw human stockpiled by the couches. So lets see what's on channel 3
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006
Windows XXXP And A Number of Consquential Danger reviews
Believe me! Webcams aren't just for 14 year old girls...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/7/2006
I Hardcore Dance On My Birthday Cake
I considered the letters, but the little black flower made of sugar made me puke before the show
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Published: 5/7/2006
Flower Poem, This Has Nothing To Do With Flowers reviews
Geeze, babsies, Your an obvious looker, when your crushing cars!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/7/2006
Eek! Shriek! and a thousand aweful things reviews
Bite me I taste like dog meat!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006
I Had A Lobster For A Waitress
SIT, I'm A New Yorker! is a good name for a trance band! NO, stop asking for Dennis!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 5/7/2006
Plastissiwrap reviews
it's 2:04 A.M. and I'm caucasian
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/4/2006
Ideas From A Man Named Josh Who Thought He Was A reviews
Ideas From A Man Named Josh Who Thought He Was A Princess, Too Bad No One Ever Told Him Humans Only Have Two Stomachs
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2006
Default, Elizabeth!
I wish I could breathe smog, or some other kind of all natural juice drink
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 5/4/2006
Tree Poem, and this has nothing to do with Trees reviews
No more carbination, copyright me calculate this calous
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2006
Shoeboxes and Trident Gum
I'll write a song! Or Drink!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Published: 5/4/2006
Beethoven Could Have Been A Gay Man From Virginia reviews
There's a picture, yes, but it only moves after dark
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2006
I'm Sure Ted Had A Very Good Reason
Narrate me! Pope!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Published: 5/4/2006
The Devil Believes In Scientology and Romance reviews
Left by left, I used my right hand to count the money! No my name isn't Lemonade
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2006
The GrimReaper Resides In WalMart reviews
I think I'm not wearing shoes!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2006
Angels Have Acid Reflux
50 cent is a rapper, I am not however
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Published: 5/4/2006
Pictures! We Must Look Like Tourists reviews
This is an abstraction!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2006