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Joined 04-29-06, id: 522650
Author has written 14 stories for Young Adult, Essay, Fantasy, Friendship, General, General, and Humor.

Some stuff you might like to know about me.

Name: Roberta Winslow

Age: 19 & 3/4

Occupation: Currently out of work to take care of my 2 wonderful babies: Gerard & Clementine.

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Tongue
2. Be serious or be funny? I am ALWAYS serious.
3. Boxers or briefs? Boxers.
4. Whole or skim milk? Skim, skim, skim, baby.
5. Single or taken? Taken.
6. Simple or complicated? Simple and Clean.
7. Law or anarchy? Laws, all the way.
8. Flowers or angels? Both are very pretty.
9. Grey or gray? Grey.
10. Read or write? Write.
11. Color or black-and-white photos? Black and White.
12. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset.
13. M&M's or Skittles? Neither.
14. Go to bed late or wake up late? Both.
16. TV or Radio? Neither. Ipod.
17. Is it POP or SODA? Pop, like the song.
18. X or O in Tic-Tac-Toe? X.
19. Leather purse or knit purse? Neither.
20. Eat an apple or an orange? Orange
21. What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken!
22. Hot or Cold? Hot.
23. Light or dark nail polish? Light.
24. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? Tall.
25. Sun or moon? Moon.
26. Emerald or ruby? Emerald.
27. Mt. Dew or Surge? Neither.
28. Left or right? Left.
29. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 10 acquaintances, you have to make best friends, duh.
30. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Neither.
31. High or Drunk? Drunk.
32. Green beans or carrots? Neither.
33. Low fat or fat free? Neither.
34. What is your biggest fear in the world? Like I'm going to tell everybody in the world...
35. Silver jewelry or gold jewelry? Gold.
36. Kids or no kids? Kids. 2
37. Cat or dog? Cat.
38. Half empty or half full? Why don't we just fill the cup up all the way and settle this then?
39. Mustard or ketchup? Mustard.
40. Hard cover books or soft cover books? Soft, they look prettier and you can carry them around.
41. Newspaper or magazine? Depends on what's in the news said day, and what kind of magazine, but I'd probably choose a magazine.
42. Sandals or sneakers? Sandals, in the summer, and only if they're pretty, otherwise sneakers.
44. Red car or white car? Red.
45. Happy and poor or sad and rich? How poor are we talking? Because if it's like... I work 40 hours a week and make minimum wage and I have a stable income and a house, then I'd choose happy and poor, but if we're talking living on the streets dirt broke, I'd definitely choose rich and sad.
46. Singing or dancing? Singing at the top of my lungs.
47. Hugging or Kissing? Hugging. You can hug anyone. Even strangers.
48. Corduroy or plaid? Ugh, neither.
49. Happy or sad? Happy, happy, happy, happy.
50. Purple or green? Green.
RANDOM
Ever been so drunk you blacked out: No
Missed school because it was raining: No
Put a body part on fire for amusement: No
Been hurt emotionally: Occasionally
Kept a secret from everyone: Yes
Had an imaginary friend: I don't think so... I used to pretend to have them though.
Had a crush on a teacher: Yes.
Ever thought an animated character was hot? Yes
Had a New Kids on the Block tape: No

FAVOURITES
Soap: Don't watch
Colour: Green
Day/Night: Night
Summer/Winter: Summer
Lace or satin: Lace
Fave cartoon Characters: Pokemon!
Fave Food: None
Fave Movie: The Upside of Anger
Fave Ice Cream: None
Fave Subject: In school? English & spanish.
Fave Drink: Water

RIGHT NOW
Hair is: Cut to shoulders, brown, very normal and "blah" looking.
Eating: No
Drinking: No
Thinking about: This survey
Listening to: Some movie that's on the tv
Talking 2 : No one

THE LAST 24 HOURS
Cried : No
worn a skirt: No
Cleaned your room: Yes
Done laundry: No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
Yourself: Of course
Santa Claus: No
Tooth Fairy: No
Destiny/Fate: Yes
Angels: I guess
Ghosts: No
UFO's: No

FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No
Who do you go to for advice: My friends
When do you cry the most: I don't cry
What's the best feeling in the world: Having absolutely no worries if only for a minute and having that sheer bliss thought that maybe you're not so bad after all.

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The Transsexual by E. Poor reviews
The story of a transgender boy who wants to be a girl. 01/16/09 - A sequel is formed! Check chapter 35 for details.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,723 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Complete
That Essay That Everyone Else Writes by JJSLAM2129 reviews
Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
Drowning in Estrogen by SummerWind88 reviews
Living with my mom and three older sisters, I sometimes feel like I’m drowning in estrogen. Considering I’m the only guy in the house, Grandpa Joe was surprised I turned out straight. That makes two of us...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,575 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Of Ace Bandages and Cotton Penises by Mykell reviews
I am transsexual. This is my true story. Rated for language. New Chapter 10 inserted While writing my story, I'd skipped an important situation. I realized this AFTER writing about later events. So ch. 10 is new, ch. 13 is old.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005
F33D CH1PPY by trash can art reviews
A perturbing series of drabbles surrounding my pets. They'll leave you wondering what really goes on in my mind.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006
Please, don't feed the romantics by Deluded reviews
and don't stray too near the cage!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006
Haunting Smile by 4NeverAfter reviews
Your smile said that you accepted me...You said you would be a friend...Remember? It was four years ago when you became one of them...When you hurt me...And that smile still haunts me...For my stupidity in thinking you where different...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2006
Forbidden love by Stranger-than-you-dreamt-it reviews
I how do you deal with this...how do you live on?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2006
One Hundred Million People by Broken Petals reviews
"There's a man who wipes his tears away, and I'm the only one who will see the world the way she does. . ."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/1/2006
blank by lovelikeamixtape
oneword: blank. i felt the emotion rising in my throat but i stifled it & turned back to you.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006
The Other Side by Knocturne reviews
More Chapters less kinks. East has two dreams, one of them may be his life, whats the other than?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2006
I remember by Knocturne reviews
a poem about a kids dream to stay a kid forever
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006
You Seem a Little Sad by Timothy Stillman reviews
I wish I could say this is total fiction
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006
The Lost Chapter of the Odyssey by Brebner reviews
Odysseus has one final obstacle left before reaching Ithaca...and this time he may have finally met his match...
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
A Dark Fairy Tale by Kid Caffeine reviews
A traveler discovers not all fairies and elves are nice
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2006
The sheep! by MoonWolf2000 reviews
What do you do when random farm animals start trying to tap into your mind? Freak out of course!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2006
Psh, They're Just Jealous by insaneasylum29 reviews
When Casey brings her boyfriend to her cousin's lakehouse for the first time, she's a bit nervous as to how he'll be accepted. However, he manages to "pass the test"...While Casey's cousins are "just jealous." One-shot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2006
A Game of Truth by Aramar the Black reviews
The price to play the Fool
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2006
The “Average” English Person by Infinity Plus One reviews
I just like to make fun of national averages. There are a few things I left out here, but I might update one day. Please do not be offended, I am not aiming this at anybody in particular, and am not suggesting that there is anybody exactly like this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2006
You Know What, Ethan Roper? by insaneasylum29 reviews
(Based on a quote) When Evylin Walker's sister gets rejected by Evy's childhood best friend, Evy goes to confront him...and ask him just why he stopped talking to her on the day they turned 12.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2006
missing socks by Abbreviations reviews
You ever lost a sock? Well this is why...stupid gremlins...
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2006
Beauty's Flight by CucumberPickles reviews
A young fairy learns the true definition of beauty.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2006
All Things Through Christ by Megs - Scattered Bits reviews
A kid trying to ride a bike—the end will surprise you. Please R&R.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2006
She Who Came With The Stars by Tearful Joy reviews
The story of a goddess, from her origins, to her birth, to her coming-of-power, to her death. this is the story of Kejumi, Goddess of Hope and Wishes.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2006
Short Memoir by Kimra reviews
{COMPLETE} It's hard to remember, sometimes, the pieces that make up the puzzle of your life. These are just some of mine.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2005
Relying on a Dream by Kamui-sama reviews
This is about a boy who discovers that everyone needs a dream. Please read this and learn something from it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2001
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How To Work Your Way Back Into A Conversation reviews
After You've Fallen Asleep. A humorous "How-To" essay.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Tatiana Never Quit Your Day Job reviews
A joking "biography" on "my" life. It's funny and cute, so please read!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008
To Be Politically Correct reviews
A Violence Awareness Week poem, even though it's such a bland topic, it's a good poem.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Beard reviews
It's only like... 6 words so just read it, or not, but I'd rather you read it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Too Long To Fit reviews
10 Things That Contribute To My Hateful Relationship With YouIt's about the book What Happened To Lani Garver.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Nursing Home Lovers reviews
I wrote this for English, it's slightly sarcastic, but very funny.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Confused Yellow Stallion reviews
A ballad I made for English, the story behind the pen name.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Of Barney, Forbidden Books, and Random Naked Men reviews
This is an essay I wrote for my English class... 'tis mucho sexy...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
Thirty reviews
Well... it's not really about me... just written in first person
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Changes reviews
Jonathon's life changes dramatically after his best friend commits suicide. [ON HIATUS for the moment...]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/17/2006
Untitled reviews
I made this... For my dorky friend...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Perfection reviews
[ON HIATUS to be rewritten]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006
Urbert and Meep, A Boy and His Seed reviews
A young boy swallows his best friend, which was thought to be a rock, on hiatus for now...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Silent Agreement reviews
tis a oneshot...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Complete