HI! My name is Foreverswimming (at least I wish I was). This is my profile, it's long due to the fact that I wrote a lot of quotes and jokes on here. You don't have to read them they are just there to entertain you.

Name: Why do you want to know? Are you stalking me? Man that is creepy! 0.o

Age: I... I have an age?!

Birthday: October 27

Zodiac: Scorpio

Chinese Zodiac: Monkey (Do I look like a monkey to you?)

Star stone: Opal

Birthstone: Beryl, Aquamarine, Garnet, Coral, Tourmaline, Jasper, and Rose Zircon (These are from different races, religions, countries, ext.)

Lives: In my head in a world called Eroces with my loving imaginary boyfriend Jimmy, Jimmy says hi...

Looks like: I'm invisible

Love life: Ha, you're funny! Me, love? Never, it can't happen! Oh, you were being serious? Strange... Jimmy is happy now, I'm single, though he doesn't like the fact that I go on some dates with different guys with out him. I STILL LOVE YOU JIMMY!

Favorite Bands: Fallout Boy, the Kooks, Goo Goo Dolls, Evanescence, Phil Collins, Green Day, Blink 182, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At the Disco, Switchfoot, and lots more

Favorite Colors: Blue, Aqua, and Yellow

Favorite Food: Depends on the Day, no seriously, it does depend on the day

Favorite Book: ALL OF THEM! Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, Twilight.

Been writing for: Since I was four so I've been writing for eleven years. Wow, that's a long time now that I think about it. I'm getting old!

Sports I have been doing: Swim, Track, Cross County, Cheerleading (look at About Me for why I did cheerleading)(my friends told me I don't fit the part due to the fact that I love wearing black, my dad wears black and I take after him, and have been begging my parents for a motorcycle.)

Faith: Christian, yeah yeah, laugh it up but soon I will be the one laughing! And just because I'm Christian it doesn't mean I can't like vampires and fantasy. And yes, I do cuss some, I'm not proud and I don't go around admitting it to brag I'm just saying that every once and a while people will cuss, we aren't perfect. I also won't shove my religion down your throat but if you want to talk about it I'm happy to do so. Also do not message me to make fun of my religion, because I do fight back!

A/N: I love Anime, I just wanted to get that out for all of you to know. Go ahead, laugh it up...but deep down, don't we all love Anime and Manga? Yeah, that's what I thought! Ok, my favorite, though, are made up by Miyazaki. I love his movies and his studio's. MIYAZAKI, IF YOU EVER READ THIS, KNOW THAT I LOVE YOUR MOVIES! Ok, I'm happy now.

In my world: In my world vampires, fairies, and everything cool like that exists. In my world there are ninja fighting bunnies that I have to fight every night when I go to sleep, that is why I toss and turn. In my world I am the supreme ruler. In my world I have a boyfriend whose name is Jimmy. Jimmy says hi again. In my world the voices in my head have faces and bodies.

Just to let you know: Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, that I write, say, and/or do belongs to me. If it was created by my own mind it is mine! The characters of my book belong to me, all the names that I make up belong to me, and my own little world called Eroces and the world of Kendaria belong to me! These are the only things I do not share unless you have special permission and at the moment those special permissions only belong to my cousins who I made all these things up for. I do not even share my own little world with my friends unless I say so. Ok, this is just to let you know. Have fun exploring what little of my mind I am letting you see. Yes, I did say little. I have a very large and wild imagination. Please do not let my 'mine' thing disturb you, I'm just getting tired of some people saying some of my quotes and using my worlds' names are the names of my characters'. The only thing that is not mine is what I have said I got from other websites.

Character pictures/bio (After being told that there were errors I have updated, so if you want here is the link): http://www.quizilla.com/users/foreverswimming/quizzes/Place20to20Nowhere20characters201/

Answer to Confuzzld-me's question: A question everyone should ask themselves: Why do I write?

I write because I can't stop writing. I swear if I do stop my head will explode. I can't help it, an idea will come to me, and I have to write. I would like to get published and my parents encourage me to take this on as my future job (even though my mom still wants me to be a doctor).

I write for my friends so they can be entertained even though most of them only step inside a library if forced to or for projects.

I write for my family so my cousins will leave me alone and my grandpa will know that he's the one that led me down this road.

I DO NOT write for people to know my name, most likely if I ever get published I won't put down my real name. My brother, dad, and I are thinking about combining my name with my brother's so I won't be bothered and go by my mom's maiden name.

And the most important person I write for is the reader, so they will have something better to do and expand their mind. TV won't let you do that because it gives the image to you, while a book, you can make the character look like what you want them to look like.

I also write because seeing the smile on people's faces after they're done reading my story makes me smile. This is why I even bother to post my stories on this site. If my parents knew about it they would probably kill me. They want me to leave my ideas to myself so no one will steal them. (I laugh!)

About Me

I'm a swimmer and a runner, although I will choose swimming every time when it comes to it. I love to write, I'll write about anything that comes in my head, my dream is to get a book published and my goal is to make that dream come true. I am hoping to do that at the age of eighteen. I draw some and I'm in Journalism at my school. Believe it or not I am a cheerleader. I think it is funny because when my name was announced over the school intercom after try-outs, everyone was shocked that I made it. I did it for kicks and because my brother wanted me too, but when I heard a girl say that I couldn't make it, I got pissed and worked harder for it. Oh, and I'm ruler of the freakin' world! I am the weirdest human being you will ever hear of or meet, as you can see from my profile. I can be serious or sarcastic. Most of the time I try to say something and all serious and it comes out weird making everyone laugh at me. I am your average kid that spends too much time day dreaming about the non reality and wishing I was any place but here. I once was told that I had a model's smile. (I burst out laughing when the guy told me that.) I have a low self esteem thanks to some of the snobs in my school that used to call me ugly in elementary, now they beg me for homework help because they aren't smart enough XD.

My Friends and I

I have a large set of friends, my best friend just graduated so it's a little weird, well best friend that's a girl, I hang out mostly with guys so it's a little awkward now. My best friends in the whole world is one girl, about four guys, and my mom.. sad life... But I hang out with a wide variety of people, you name the group and most likely I've hung out with them. I also have a dog, Foxy.

My Quotes (I make a new one almost everyday, so my profile most likely will always have an update)

Drama is bad for you, makes you worry.

Friend: Sheep! Me: Goat. Friend: It's a freaking sheep. Me: No it's a freaking goat look. (Stops car) Friend: Oh, so that's what a goat looks like.

Cousin: Were do babies come from? Me: Um, go ask your mom. Cousin: What is sex? Me: Um, go ask your mom... Cousin: What's a blow job? Me: MY GOD KID, WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS? Don't ask your mom that one until your older... (My cousin is three.)

Coach: Go take that ball from those soccer guys. Me: But I have to cheer for the game in a few minutes. Coach: I'll give you a Snickers bar if you do. (Looks at the boys) Me: Make it a Three Musketeers bar and you've got a deal. (Walks over to soccer players) What ya doin'? Guys: Playing soccer. Me: Oh that look cool can you show me? Guy: Sure. You just do try to make it in the goal. Me: Ok, I'll try. (Takes ball in hands and runs to coach with soccer team staring at her) Me: Do I get the candy bar now or later? Coach: I was just kidding...

Sister-in-law: Have you had sex? Me: No SIL: Why? Me: Because... SIL: That's a stupid excuse. Me: Have you? Wait, forget that I don't want to know...

Me: I love Johnny Depp. Boyfriend: He's a great actor Me (Later on in the movie): He is such a fag, but I love him. BF: What?! Me: Don't worry, you're in the same boat with him. BF: Are you calling me a fag? Me: Sure am FagBoy!

Never use "I love you" lightly, they are the most important words you will ever say. (This is really true, that's why I never tell the guys I go out with I love you because all my friends say it to their boyfriends and two days later they break up. Those words are special to me so I'm saying them to someone who is special to me.)

How do you know you're truely in love with someone? When it scares you and creeps you out so you run away and realize you just gave up the most perfect thing in the world.

Guy: Dance with me! Me: Um, I don’t dance. Guy: I just saw you dancing with your friends. Me: Key word, friends.

An old wise man once told me that sometimes the person you love is right there beside you, yet when I look beside me I see air, sometimes I think that old wise man is crazy.

Me: I can stick my whole hand in my mouth. Friends: No you can’t. Me: Yes I can, watch. (Proves them wrong.)

Me: My goal is to get on your say what wall! (Points violently at teacher’s wall) Teacher: With your determination and weirdness I bet I will have tons of say what quotes on my wall.

I have no reason what so ever to kill you, ok that was a complete and total lie.

I don't wave pompoms in people's faces, I use my fists.

Me: What does emo mean? Dude that sits next to me: It means emotional. Me: I didn't know you were emotional. Dude: Leave me alone. Me: I dare you to wear all white one day. Dude: (Stares at me in shock) That is cruel...

I don't see what is so bad about crying when there is no reason to cry, or dancing in the rain just because you want to be different.

You can say you don't love me that way because I don't need a man in my life... all I need is Jesus.

Just giving one kind moment to one person might save their life, or the life of millions.

It's not about where you live, or what you live for that tells people about you, it's about how you live your life that tells people everything about you.

Friend: Do you believe in love? Me: Not really, I can't see me falling in love (I know I say I love things, but no I don't fall in love that easily, I've been broken too many times to believe in love, well at least believe it can happen to me. I call myself the nun, my mom even calls me the nun, and my friends will sometimes joke around and call me Sister. I know, sad isn't it?)

Books are my way to escape reality, dreams are over rated.

Friend: Snape looks weird Me: I know! He looks like a bull dog trying to take a crap!

I'm not who you think I am, sometimes I'm Billy, sometimes I'm Bob, other times I'm Billy Bob!

Friend: What do you think of gay people? Me: Well, gay guys are cool and fun to hang out with and so are the girls, as long as the promise not to hit on me I'm ok. Why, is there something you need to tell me? Friend: ...No... (No, she's not gay she was just asking because she had a gay guy friend she wanted me to meet. And no, I don't really have a problem with gay people, I might not agree but I'm not going to shove my belief down their throat. And the girls promise not to hit on me. Yeah, it's happened once, she was mad when I told her I wasn't gay or not planning to turn gay in the near or far future. She has hated me ever since.)

People say that when you look into someone's eyes you can see their emotions, yet when I look into the mirror and into my own eyes I see nothing but a land where fairytales come to life.

Friends: So who do you like? Me: No one Friends: Surely you like someone Me: Wrong, I love Daniel Radcliff! Friends: rolls eyes Not that again!

I don't care if you don't like me, I don't care if you don't love me, but I finally like me, and I'm not changing nor am I letting someone try to change me.

Don't say I can't do something, because I'll just prove you wrong!

I'm the ruler of the freakin' world! BOW TO ME!

What, I'm irresistible, you have to love me.

You have a problem with swimmers?

I cry because I hate you, I cry because I love you, I cry because I miss you, and I cry because I want you...I cry because all I do is cry for you, but when I see you, all I do is smile.

Sometimes I start to sing and dance to stupid songs, and then I look around to find everyone in the lunch room looking at me.

What is more annoying then loving you? Knowing that no matter what, you will always love her more. (Yeah, he's two years older then I am and says I'm too young. IT'S ONLY TWO FREAKIN' YEARS MORON, JUST ADMIT IT YOU LOVE ME TOO!)

People like you make life hard for people like me, you know people like you who keep talking to people like me who are antisocial.

Boredom is a pain in the butt, good thing the voices in my head keep me entertained.

Believe in fairytales like I believe in you, because it is the only thing to our sane side of mind we have

Coach: Good job that was a nice race. But, why did you breathe at the wall? Me: My goggles came off. Coach: So... Me: I'm half blind, my goggles help me see the wall. I took a breath to see it. Coach: ...are you really half blind? Me: Yeah...

Well, that's a knee slapper!

Do I look like I care at the moment?

I don't feel like dying today, call me in two days, that's usually when I'm in depression. (Ha, I told my principal that when he wouldn't stop pushing me into the street.)

I always win in the long run.

Friend: Hey what was last Wednesday? Me: Um, it was last Wednesday... Other Friend who was pretending to be stoned: No, what do you call it? Friday... (Yeah I really thought she was asking what day it had been not the date.)

Love is blind, but so is reality.

CAN I GET A WOOT WOOT! (Silence)

I want to walk like you, talk like you, otty oht, otty oht (Yeah my friends and I stood up in the cafeteria and started dancing to that and singing.)

Friend: Hey, did you know that they principal has Twinkies in his drawer? (This is a joke because we use to have Twinkies for sale in the Cafeteria until they one day disappeared, but no one told me this joke till last year so I thought it was true.) Me: Really that is so cool! (Few minutes later) Me: Hey, is it true you have Twinkies in your drawer? Principal and Vice Principal: What?

When you have an idea, go for it.

I'm anti-social, what's your excuse?

When life gives you lemons, stare at them and make them move with your brain power! (Yeah, I was making fun of my teacher because she is always saying when life gives you lemons make lemonade.)

Me: Dude Friend: I know Me: That is so cool Friend: I know People: Freaks

Even the man of steal has a weakness.

An old man once said that love is the best thing that can happen to you, then why do I always feel like my world is about to end?

Emotions confuse me, that is why I hide them.

The only time I will feel sorry from him is when something bad happens to him, but that doesn't include every morning when he gets up and looks in the mirror.

I want friends that don't mind me dancing to stupid songs, and a guy that won't care if I want to dance in the middle of the lawn when it is pouring with rain.

A man is not a man with out his gun, man: my gun just backfired on me!

When babysitting and the kids don't sleep, cry and get in fetal position!

Sometimes I start to talk about something and then...stares blankly... Snaps out of it Huh, what do you want?!

When seeing someone sleep walk in the middle of the street, get a chair and watch.

Sometimes...Yeah I know!

Cry me a river, build me a bridge, burn it down, let the sun dry it up, and start it all over again.

I feel like dancing!

Advice

1. It's hard to forgive and forget, it's better to just move on.
2. Maybe it's time you set your own goal for yourself, not to show off or for your family or your friends, just you.
3. Why would I care what you think of me, as long as I like me.
4. If someone is hurt you should help, who was the last person you picked up after they fell?
5. Fear gets the best of most while others try to be brave, you should know when to be both and when to show no emotion.

Message

1. When you're in a coma your in the middle of death itself. Whatever you do, do not go towards the light go the way you came in.
2. I might be weird to you, but how well do you really know me?
3. I don't push away those who you claim to be nerds, I greet them with open arms.
4. You shouldn't make fun of people, you never know who's going to be working for whom. You never know, look at your grades.

Friend's quote

Guy friend: I am a sexy beast and you love me for it! Me: um, I do question that...

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

I built a bridge, but I'm still not over you.

Love is like falling, it feels cool until you hit the ground.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people's faces.

Friend: You’re my guinea pig Me: I'm your what?! Friend: Guinea pig, I never had a real friend before. Me: Well, guinea pigs die! Friend: NO CPR CPR! (This was when we had a fight.)

Me and friend: We are Jackass Jr. Me: BEANS! Friend: pork...

The more I see of the men around me… the more I respect my dog!

What I hate

I don't like it when someone says, "your story sucks" but won't give you a reason other than something like, I just don't like vampires or romance, or maybe even "I just don't plain like it" there is always a reason and people deserve to know so they can make it better. And plus if you don't like that stuff, my advice is don't read it and bring down the writer. Call me soft, but I hate seeing someone hurt. No, this has never happened to me. It happened once but that's because the guy that said it hated me for punching him in the gut. What it isn't my fault, he fell on my head.

I don't like school, who does?

I'm not a steak person, I like chicken a lot better.

The fact that I like to write, but I can't spell all that great and my grammar isn't that good either.

When people say I said the F word when I said funky or screw, it's really annoying and I don't say that word, it is one of the two cuss words I refuse to say no matter what. I know I might sound like a wuss but I have news for you... I am.

NOTE!

Ok, my e-mail is now working so you can send me messages! But I don't get them right away, so please don't be mad if I don't answer you right away:D

Things I've found on other sites I thought were funny or I agree with!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. "I can't reach my license unless you hold my
beer." (OK in Texas)

2. "Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar
detector wasn't plugged in."

3. "Aren't you the guy from the Village People?"

4. "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to
keep up with me. Good job!"

5. "Are You Andy or Barney?"

6. "I thought you had to be in relatively good
physical condition to be a police officer."

7. "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?"

8. "I pay your salary!"

9. "Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last
officer only gave me a warning, too!"

10. "Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay,
just so one of us does."

11. "I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I
know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they
are."

12. When the Officer says “Gee .Your eyes look
red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, “Gee
Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration document for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration document.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening the boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
The boot is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying idiot told you I was speeding, too.

The French teacher explained:

"House," in French, is feminine - "la maison"
"Pencil," in French, is masculine - "le crayon"

But one of his puzzled students asked, "Teacher, what gender is computer?" The teacher did not know, and the word was not in his French dictionary. So, for fun, he split the class into two groups, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun. He also required both groups to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

No one but their creator understands their internal logic

The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else

Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer") because:

In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on

They have a lot of data, but they are still clueless

They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem

As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model

Britain Jokes don't kill me if you're from there, I have cousins over there and we're always at war with each other, this is to them so I can laugh in their face!

· Only in Britain ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

· Only in Britain ... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

· Only in Britain ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

· Only in Britain ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

· Only in Britain ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

· Only in Britain ... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight.

· Only in Britain ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

· Only in Britain ... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1998 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

and finally...

In 1997 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.

Websites that I found the jokes not made by me on:

http://www.funnyhumor.com/cats/30.php

http://www.angmail.fsnet.co.uk/funny04.htm

and my little 'copy this to your profile' thingy I can't remember who I got that from, but I did not make it!

Stories (More will come soon)

Place to Nowhere: This is told from Riley Wren Anderson's point of view, who is a girl with a boy's name. Her parents just died, her older brother is in the army, so her twin sister, her five year old brother, and she has to live with their aunt in Oregon, far away from their town in Colorado. But Riley has a secret only her sister and her big brother knows about, she can see the future and ghosts. Riley is on an adventure to make sure that ghost pirates, Indians, and just plan ghosts don't harm her family, but that is a lot of work between all her other stuff like school, the swim team, taking care of her family, and trying to be a normal teen. To her, it's a good thing she doesn’t believe that she can love someone. But a mysterious stranger is entering her life, and she is trying so hard to get him out, with little success. She doesn't have time to protect him, especially when a band of ghost Indians decides to invade the town with horror. (Update Friday or Saturday and sometimes Holidays to be nice! By the way this story is to my science teacher, because she asked me to dedicate my first story to her.)

Adventures in Kendaria: (Deleted, I didn't know where to go with it. My friends just told me to post it, I did, couldn't think of any other ideas, deleted it, and here I am telling you... Sorry, but I promise to continue it sometime or another.)

Poems (Yeah I write poems, it might not be good, but what of it?!)

Angels Cry with Me Tonight: I was just goofing off and was thinking about the guy I liked when I wrote it so don't laugh and make fun because I'm already over him.

A Heart for a Heart: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a heart for a heart. It's about that saying an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth and about what it truly means. It's also supposed to be kind of goofy and for those of you who get it then pat yourself on your back because my friends tell me that my poems are hard to get.

The Demon Inside: This is for my story like way later on but I'm probably never going to use it but I wanted it to be up here anyways so that if you've ever felt like giving up you know everyone goes through it and can relate. This poem is to encourage you to go on and don't let anyone or anything make you give up.

A Place with All the Answers: I was really bored when I wrote this, and no I haven't given up on my story it's just when I'm bored and I can't get to a computer, I make poems. I don't know why, I just do and I was in math when I wrote this because our teacher is boring with no imagination.

I Hide My Grief with a Smile: This is a poem I wrote when I was in deep depression, it took me a lot of courage to put this up because I didn't want my friends to know what was going on in my head. Now I know that they have a right to know and it's to thank them for being there.