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Joined 05-01-06, id: 523015, Profile Updated: 11-22-10
Author has written 8 stories for General, Humor, Horror, and Young Adult.

Hello! I am the ever-so-ordinary Wei Woolf, otherwise nicknamed as Erin, which is an even plainer name. But I love it, so... there.

I am 16 and in the 11th grade, love writing comedies (though I also enjoy dabbling in other genres too), and I specialize in short stories, which is why I do not have much stories uploaded here. (I get a distracted easily while making multi-chaptered stories, and I usually never finish them... heh-heh.)


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The following information is very important to know before reading and reviewing.

I love criticism. So feel free to load me with it! I promise I won't get too defensive if you start getting really into it. Of course, compliments are also appreciated, simply because I'm a girl who loves flattery. .

IF I ever write in the genre of Romance (ooh-la-la), brace yourself to look at the worst story ever. I'm absolutely serious.

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Third Car's the Charm by Aurora Corona reviews
He stole her parking space. She retaliated by pelting his million-dollar Porsche with ninety-nine cents' worth of eggs. Apparently it turned him on, because the next thing she knew, he asked her out. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
The Problem with Coupons by whitedumpling reviews
That’s when we got caught. We weren’t doing anything bad though, you see. Coupons are good, you know?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
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Laughing Through Tears
Hello there. My name is Crystal Ip, and my life is falling apart.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
Beauty Bites You in the Butt
Never judge a book by the cover - especially if the book's cover is suspiciously beautiful. The metaphor can definitely be applied to in real life. Take Frost, a 7 year-old girl... but maybe I can alter that rule a little bit.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
The Back Wall reviews
Dear Erin Wei Woolf... This is your future self speaking. Heed my words carefully, for they involve the Back Wall of P. Hill Elementary... Yours Truly, Erin Wei Woolf.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
Spiders reviews
Facing your fears is always very hard. The solution? Get a new one.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
The Entry Titled Night Terrors reviews
The harder I breathe, the harder it is for you to breathe..." Written in the form of a diary entry, Erin describes the most horrifying night of her life. Comedy with strong elements of horror.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Creeped Out? reviews
Lucy, at age 12, is still scared of her bedroom. No - actually, it's not the bedroom; just the creepy oil painting directly above her bed...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
The European Travel Journal reviews
Erin records down an amazing summer of traveling in Europe with her best friend, Ania. The two American teenagers find humor in whatever situation they are left in.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/8/2009
Three Short Stories reviews
My name is Ireland. On the day of my very first job, I cried. I once knew a girl whose name could be Sally. A collection of general life stories.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
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