Neonn
Author has written 3 stories for Fantasy, and Biography. Wow. My bio. It just keeps getting longer and longer! It took me almost a full minute to get down to the bottom! I mean, i just scroll, and scroll and scroll, and scroll and scroll, and scroll and scroll, and scroll and scroll! Actually, i think i have more fun updating the bio than my fics! Wow. I just read someone's bio in spanish. The whole thing was in spanish. It was really weird for me. Ok, i'm doing a survey...thingy. If you read my whole bio, e-mail me at scarletglompgirl@ i wanna see how many people can actually get through the whole thing. (yes, i have changed my email, as the server is doing something different i suppose. For a while, it wouldn't even let me send anything! that's what i get for using school mail, i suppose) Also, if there's any bios out there longer than mine, tell me. I wanna see! Of course, i'd also like to see any bio's in a language other than English. So if you see any, e-mail me! About myself: I have a problem, I mean, I'm an obsessed otaku phangirl. Which amounts to the same thing. I'm 18 andbarely got my driver's liscense a few months ago. Yippee! i mean..yeah, moving on. My eyes are brown, and my hair is dark brown, and it's kinda long. AND IT HAS RED HIGHLIGHTS! They make me happy! Know what's weird? My favorite color is purple, but i don't like wearing it. I like wearing black and red...and i'll be darned if you ever see me in anything but pants! i live in Utah and I FOUND A PHANGIRL! WHOO-HOO! I like to draw, read, write. Um, let's see...let's see... Favorite Anime/Manga (in no particular order): Megatokyo Favorite Movies ( in no particular order): LABYRINTH Glomp List (in no particular order): Erik/Phantom My Goal In Life: I'm not sure, but I've been told it's probably to scare everyone. Things That Should Die: Guess what? I've just realized why i didn't like Star Wars:Attack of the Clones as much as the others! See, i didn't really have superly sexy guys! (Unattached sexies). See, the last three, i like Vader, Luke, and Han and Boba Fett. The first i've got the sexy obi-wan and darth maul. But, the second one, there aren't any really hot guys. Ok, anakin could be considered sexy, but his personality makes me dislike him a bit. He's WAY too...angsty. but not in the good, enjoyable way. The closest thing i could consider to be 'sexy' would be Jango Fett, and that's almost solely based on the fact he has a spiffy suit. Favorite Pairings: Favorite Books: Phanotm of the Opera by Gaston Leroux Favorite Music/Bands: Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack i actually like J-pop, even if i have no idea what they're saying. I also love all anime music.I've realized my favorite bands and what not aren't even American, and I am. How funny is that? Favorite TV Show(s) Keeping Up Appearances - it's my all-time FAVORITE Invader Zim Quotes: (all hail !) ZIM: "Tacos are NOT worth ruining the mission!" GIR: "I need tacos, I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes..." GIR: "I love the little tacos.. I love them GOOD!" GIR: WHAT IS IT! GIR: NOOOOOOO! I loveded you, piggy, I loveded you! ZIM: More piggys, GIR! I DEMAND PIGGYS!(Hundreds of piggys fly out of GIR's head) GIR: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! We're doomed! ZIM: ZIM! Don't use the time machine! Love, ZIM! Dib: "You can hide ZIM, but you can't... HIDE!" Dib: Rubber piggies have ruined my life and it's all because of YOU! Boy: My mom makes me eat breakfast chunks for breakfast, but I hate them. I HATE THEM SO MUCH! Can I go back in time and stop them from ever being invented? Membrane: Anyone who would want to build a space-time object replacement device is a complete moron, MORON, MORON! GIR: Wait, if you destroy DIB in the past, then he won't ever be your enemy, and you won't have to send a robot back to destroy him, and then he WILL be your enemy, so then you WILL have to send a robot back.. BOOM: GIR's head explodes and his torso collapses, sizzling ZIM: Now, to unleash screeming temporal doom! Paramedic: "Come on kid. If I lose one more patient today I'm going to get written up." GIR: ZIM, where did the last piggy go? ZIM- Do you know what this means, GIR? GIR- Tell me a story about giant pigs! Dib: "Gaz! There's an alien in the house!" GIR: Lets make Biscuits! (smooshes ZIM's face) Let's make biscuits! Oog-Ah: That one's gonna burn real good, lots of critters, critters burn Good! Oog-ah: (to Nik) Quiet or I'll eat your head! Is that enough words for you? ZIM: There something wrong and it's not your fault? ZIM: GIR? (Mainscreen comes on. It's all static) ZIM: Why was there bacon in the soap! Dib: Go on, laugh. But one day you'll be sitting in your house, feeling all safe and secure, and then you'll look over and I'll be there- doin' stuff. ZIM: Stuff? In my home? NEVER! GIR: I will obey. (ZIM turns away) IM DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY! (ZIM turns back) Obey. Dib: That won't work I'll just shut my eyes Kid on the ground: Does Pastulio wish for me to pop my spine back in? GIR: "Aww... I wanted to explode." GIR: awww it looks so cute and stinky. ZIM: GIR! Get away from that amplifier! You're sending out deadly waves of stupidity! GIR: Babies! I'm gonna play with the babies! GIR: HI BABY! ZIM: This is serious! Gaz: Where's Dib? Bloaty: I eat too many pizza! GAZ: I'm trying to draw a little piggy(her head spins) can't you wee i'm trying to draw a little piggy. ZIM: "The meat! The meat! THE HORRIBLE MEAT!" Mrs. Bitters: Dib! You Stink! Go roll around in the toilet until you smell better! ZIM: I told you that you would forever rue the day you messed with me! Now, begin your rueing, I'll just sit here and watch. ZIM: Is it a fair fight? Is this moose creature wielding any sort of projectile weapons? ZIM: "Fool! You think i'd share the cure with you? I'll find a cure and keep it all to myself, and then watch you transform more and more into what you really are deep down in your heart!" Dib: Look Gaz! I'm DELICIOUS! Background Chant: "Meats of evil... Meats of evil..." Dib: Nope. Still delicious. No one should be this delicious! ZIM: As soon as my skeleton stops being broken...I'm going to destroy you dib. (Said as only ZIM could talk) ZIM: THE DIB! They've taken him and drained him of his sweet sweet BLOOD candies! ZIM: I have had enough of your nonsense...from your smelly mouth...filled with...CORN! Nightmare Whitecoat: Shh...we're talking all spooky! ZIM: LIES! LIES! THE FILTHY EARTH BOY LIES! I mean . . . no! ZIM: GIR, unleash the monkey! Dib: "Wow! I'm boring! Do I always explain everything like this?" GIR: "YAYYY! I'm gonna be SICK!" ZIM: Please, if you do not buy my candy, my little brother will go insane. GIR: "WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG!...WHy is his head soooo big?" ZIM: . . . this candy (?) is the key to unlocking the mystery of the prize! ZIM: Mmmhmm. Yep. That's the sawdust. Dib: Ms. Bitters, why don't they take the money they spent on candy and prizes and use it to buy desks? ZIM: (to Poop Dawg) What are you hiding, Dog Man! TELL ME! TELL ME! Poop Dawg: ZIIIIM! I have come for you! Poop Dawg: Hey kids, do you wanna get down wit the monies? Dib: Geez ZIM I haven't even done anything to you yet! ZIM: Computer! Give me all the information you have on the FBI! ZIM: I do not know what you are talking about! I am normal! Guy: (discussing what happens when Slab Rankle takes people out of imprisionment) Some say he lets them go. Others say he turns them into zombies! ZIM: imitating GIR I'm gonna watch it again." Man captured: The only who person ever to escape... never made it out. Man: I said I'm sorry, what can I do? I got the music in my soul. ZIM: (imataing GIR)I'm gonna watch it again.(short puase)GIR: I'm gonna watch it again! Boy: Whoa it's an alien! Video Store Guy: You're gonna pay...late fees! GIR- No! I NEED IT! WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (falls asleep) zzzz FBI WARNING WARNING OF DOOM! Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution, exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures in anymedium(Title 17, United States Code, Section 501 and 506). The Federal Bureau of Investigation investigates allegations of criminal copyright infringement. They will hunt you down like the dirty monkey you are and force you to wear a moose skin and ride a greased piggy while singing folk tunes. They're forcing me to ride the piggy as I write this. The piggy is smelly! Show 11B PRINTED IN USA Zimpact Inc. All Rights Reservedabout Dib's bad smell ZIM: Computer, take me to the weasels! ZIM: Analysis of Earth style law enforcement vehicle: ground based vehicle, with blinky lights on top. Explodes on contact with giant weinie. ZIM: On Monday, we settle this like children. Kids: Rain, rain, rain! We love rain! Rain, rain, rain! We love rain! Dib: What's the matter, ZIM? Don't they have rain on your planet? Dib: Score one for the human race. Score NOTHING for the ZIM...thingy...race. ZIM: This gives me an idea, greasy burger man! ZIM: Yes, the answer is in the meat. Give me all the meat! GIR: I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, 'kay? ZIM: Ahh... The stink of clean! ZIM: Would ya look at the size of that one! Tallest Purple: Did that scare you too? ZIM: Another win for the Irken Army! Sweet, lemony-fresh victory is mine! After seeing the alien sci-fi movie Cash Register Guy: SPACE MEAT! MS BITTERS: (to nurse) (pointing at ZIM) That one has head pigeons. (talking about Dib) The other one is just annoying. Fix it. Dib: (to ZIM about his organs) I suppose you have a heart? GIR: Lets go to my room pig! GIR: Meow! Keef talks to the squirrel he thinks is ZIM Keef: Oh, hi, ZIM! You're just in time for the waffles! ZIM: Would you- ZIM: I'm looking for a friend. Would you be- GIR: Keef is planning a surprise party for you after school! He gonna bring all the kids because he loves you! THAT BOY LOVES YOU SO MUCH! ZIM: GIR, do you realize what this means? GIR: Oh, I left it at home. ZIM: You expect me to pay to ride on this filthy machine? Have you the brain worms? ZIM: What is wrong with these people? This place is just begging to be destroyed! GIR: I'm running, I'm running! Whoo! GIR: Aww, my bees... Miss Bitters: The lesson here is that dreams inevitably lead to hideous implosions. Dib (to Bill, analysing crop circle): I think this one's fake... Ms. Bitters: Spoo, your going to be a vet. Miss Bitters: ZIM, the machine says that the only career you are suitable for is- ZIM: And then, how many promotions until I am made ruler of the planet? (Dib stands there all mad) ZIM: How did you run out of fuel so quickly? GIR: I like destroying! GIR: I'm gonna eat a rat! (GIR starts sniffling after ZIM yells at him) ZIM: But... Invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins! ZIM: And be quiet! Do you want to wake up the whole planet? Tallest Purple: What is... Earth? Tallest Purple: You quit being banished? Kid: Well, he does look... pretty weird... ZIM: Leave me alone! I just wanna go home and be all normal! ZIM: Umm, is it supposed to be stupid? Dib: I've been preparing for this day for a long time. Dib: What about his horrible green head! ZIM: I put the fires out. GIR: I saw a squirrel... It was doin' like this! ZIM: Concentrate GIR! It's time for disguises. GIR: GIR, reporting for duty! ZIM: Okay GIR, our mission begins now. Let us rain some doom down upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies. ZIM: Quiet, GIR! Do you want to wake up the entire planet? ZIM: Hello, friends! I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby! GIR: All the children will be going to a place made entirely of food. I like food. Dib: Who takes THREE HOURS to go to the bathroom BEFORE lunch, ZIM! ZIM: And now Dib, I leave you to your... Ms Bitters: Now, take out your textbook and study the copyright information. You will be quizzed on it. ZIM: "Prepare your bladder for imminent release!" ZIM: "Now, Dib.. I leave you to your... moosey fate." ZIM: Ms. Bitters? I have a MIGHTY NEED to use the restroom once again. ZIM: One worm hole would've sent you into a world of PURE ITCHING. ZIM: Prepare your bladder for immeninet release! Chunk: I'm gonna miss that dog. ZIM: "Now... slowing to squishing speed!" ZIM: "Why would you do all that?" ZIM: "Look at that cowardly human! We'll see who's stupid when... AAAHHH!" ZIM: Get off my head, GIR! (GIR wakes up and leans upwards.) I have a good feeling about this lead! (GIR slides off of ZIM's head and onto the floor, where he curls up and falls asleep.) I can almost taste the humans being destroyed. It's delicious! This Mars holds the key, I just know it! New words of praise will have to be invented just so they can pr- GET OFF MY HEAD(The camera pans away revealing GIR is on ZIM's head again.) GIR(to pig at tea party): I gotta go pig. I'll see you later! Dib: as ZIM flies into the asteroids That's just stupid. Purple: Heh... Re... Remember.. Remember the time ZIM called us and he was... he was covered from head to foot in meat? ZIM: You should never of bothered to followed me up because you won't win! ZIM: Mission accomplished, my Tallest. I have rid this solar system of planet Mars. ZIM: Whoever they were, they left no clue of what wiped them out. They just left these stupid structures here to taunt me! I HATE THEM! AND I HOPE THEY DI- Gaz: "YOUR VOICE IS STUPID!" Tallest Purple: "And we all remember how ZIM messed up Operation Impending Doom I, am I right?" ZIM: "GIR! Go take care of the earth boy!" Dib: Runs pass gate Watch everybody he's gonna destroy the world! Marzoid Hologram: Greetings Pilot! How ya doinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn'? As GIR is messing around with Mercury: Dib: Hey you! Go away! Dib: Look! He's on those monitors! ZIM: GIR! HUMAN DOGS DON'T SPEAK! ZIM: "Gopher, go for help!" ZIM: "Weenies, SCHMEENIES! ZIM needs no MEATS!" Dib: running back and forth between sides of the screen, sometimes screaming, diving, or eating ice cream. Dib notices the huge on/off switch, and hits the button "How did I miss that?" ZIM: "You're a worse pilot than I am! Wait-" ZIM: "As soon as we destroy TAK, I'm going to feed your brains to my robot." ZIM: "I'm the only one here with the technology to decode the files!" ZIM: "It's over, TAK! The Earth is mine to devastate! And I already promised the Moon to GIR." TAK: "All they see is another faceless corporate venture, not a plan for world conquest!" TAK: TAK: "Its not nice... to embarass people! You should apologize and... eat your eraser." TAK: "Maybe you really are an alien like Dib said. A horribly disguised, disgusting... horrible one." ZIM: "...and what is this plan?" Gaz to GIR: "You, do things. Make TAK's robot crazy." Dib: "You're just jealous!" TAK: I should have been an invader! I should have been part of the Great Assigning! I didn't HAVE to be stealing this planet from YOU! Gaz: OK, now do things. Make Tak's robot all crazy. ZIM: My Tallest! Today a new child attacked me with meat! My conclusion: SHE'S IN LOVE WITH ME! ZIM: MY BEAUTIFUL BASE! TAK: This is about taking your mission, Zim, not revenge! Little girl: WEEEENEEERRRSSS ROOOCCCKK! GIR: "Your head smells like a puppy!" TAK: You're a bigger fool then I ever imagined. (ZIM and Dib leave the base) GIR: You're on fire! After seeing TAK's plan on ZIM's base's computer screen. ZIM: TAK, your hideous love adventure begins NOW! Dib: "Ms. Bitters? I read that long ago people used to give out cards and candy on Valentine's Day. How did the whole meat thing get started?" Ms. Bitters: phone rings "Another one?" to class "To celebrate overcrowding in school, a new student will be joining the class." Dib: "Wait, your leaders are just taller than everyone else?" ZIM: I'm the only one here with the technology to decode the files! Purple: Uhh...don't worry...that's just my arms flailing and giggling...OW! STOPIT! OW! STOPIT! Miss Bitters: You! I'm just tired of you! (pushes a button) ZIM: I put a tracking device on you. Purple: I like snacks ZIM! One of the aliens: "Howdy squishy. We are here to uhh vomit langauge with the young man who lives in this...shelter unit." One of the aliens: "Howdy perfectly normal human worm baby." Blue-eyed Alien: Foolish Human. You have fallen victim to our clever plan. Blue: Eeehh, but enough philosophy. ZIM: Could you just, maby, drop me off? ZIM: How did the get away? Green: We should have given him the juice test! Red: I see! Fascinating... Cant remeber what alien "his head is just begging for juice fusion!" Dib: Chinkenfoot, wait! You're not a freak, you're just stupid! Maria: "We've lost three chicken cookers since that Chickenfoot came 'round." Chicked restaurant man: "Are you thirsty for chicken?" Dib: "It's really hard to wanna chase somebody who smells that bad." Chickenfoot: I was once an ordinary person. Just like you. I once worked at a chicken restruant. Just like you. GIR: "It's got chicken legs!" GIR: "CHICKEN!" giggles "I'm gonna eat you!" Tallest Purple: "I don't like it!" ZIM: "And then, THEN Dib says, GRUAHR! In front of the whole class! Filthy slug! Miss Bitters called on ME! Understand? Filthy, squirmy Dib! SQUIRMY!" Some kid: "What are you talking about? Who ARE you?" ZIM: "I can't BELIEVE the things that..." hisses "...HUMAN has done to me! ME! And-" growls and kicks "DIB!" kicks and gnashes teeth Some kid: "Why are you following me? I don't even go to your school." ZIM: "And the... ARRGH! He makes me so MAD! The horrible puny-brained meat-child. With his little glasses, and his..." growls "HEAD! 'My name is Dib, with my pointy hair.' POINTY HAIR! 'I eat food and have stuff!'" ZIM: "HAHAHA! VICTORY! VICTORY FOR ZIIIIM!" stuff falls on him ZIM: VICTORY! VICTORY for ZIM! flaming peice of robot lands on him ZIM: I've put up with you long enough, Dib! Now, fight an enemy you cannot see! Invader Tenn: "They've eaten everything! We're all doomed! DOOMED!" ZIM: "You left the lens cap on!" GIR: "Aww, you! You look so cute!" ZIM: GIR! what happened! Dib:(hands camera to GIR)You take a picture of me with it(the Megadoomer) CHUCK: My robot hits yours with swarmers! (On the TV in the Old Folks Home) Hobo: I want my slaw! Green: "If it helps you to pretend I'm stupid... zones out for about five seconds making those 'duhhh' noises then go ahead! I'm gonna go fuse more things to the blob." on a tape that the Blue and Green are playing Professor Membrance: Son, where are you going? ZIM: People of Earth, Prepare to taste the Mighty foot of my Planet! Ha ha ha ha ha a ha ha. (The bus driver's head goes up and opens reveiling a moniter with ZIM comunicating threw it.) ZIM: Another (worm hole) would have sent you to a place of pure dookie! Tallest Purple: Could you GET any shorter! MS BITTERS while Peep( a hamster) i turns the hamster wheel: Take a good look, children. It will prepare you for your adult lives in our nightmarish corporate system. Fav. Quotes: "Either way, all women are mine!" "How do you do? Nice to meet you. My name is Krad." "Are you calling my baby ugly?" ERIK proceeds to build the TANNING BED OF DOOM, otherwise known as the torture chamber. ERIK:But I’m still feared and hated, and people keep forcing me to flee from my home! "He is not invincible...sexy as all get out, but not invincible." "The Phantom of the Opera is here, inside my mind!" And after a very short pause, the voice screamed at the top of its lungs, "AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT!" "Trembling, trying not to think, she crept over to the sofa in the corner and sat down on the very edge of it. What was wrong with him? Was it something she’d done— "Filming progressed, amidst the usual squabbles, and the fangirls became a definite nuisance. They even took on a new spelling for themselves, “phangirls,” as though they were a different species from all the other young morons running around chasing after Hugh Jackman. Which, to be perfectly blunt, they were." "— he still had the power to make me doubt my own sanity. And his. Opera does that to a person." "I don’t know exactly what the attraction is, Raoul. There’s just something about him that is so— sexy.” "A/N: There will now be a brief and apparently pointless scene, stolen from the movie, in which the Phantom slides acrobatically into a miscellaneous room and messes about with levers, chains, and just basically shows off his manly chest, via a frilly white shirt, open to the navel. There is apparently a drastic button shortage in Paris. We fully expect him to break out the maracas and burst into “The Boy From Oz” at any moment. The key point of this scene appears to be to give us the chance to examine him for nipple jewelry, which is, sadly, lacking." "Curse him! Was this the form of revenge he had decided to take? Here we were performing in front of the biggest audience I’ve ever seen and he was trying to make me laugh." “Fan fiction,” said Erik with a glare. “Of which the chief rules are 1. Keep your readers’ interest in any way possible, even if it means prostituting all the male characters. 2. Never proofread, for it is entirely pointless, and misspellings often add an element of amusement to stories that otherwise would be completely devoid of entertainment. 3. Pander to the audience, if possible, by including their names in the story and giving them interaction with their favorite character, whether they fit in the plot, if there is a plot, which is unlikely, or not. 4. Find someone who seems to have a lot of readers, and plagiarize their ideas. Not to mention the basic tipoffs of popular writing— if there is any mention of thighs by the second chapter, there will be illicit relations soon afterwards. Should there, God forbid, be an occasion of lightheartedness, the comedy must be overdone and slightly offensive, and the angst should be milked for all it is worth. And let me not even start to discuss the punctuation— nearly everything I’ve read has been marred by the spurious misuse, abuse, and overuse of punctuation; commas and exclamation marks flying everywhere as though caught in a high wind. This— this is what you would ask me to write? To expend my genius on, as though I had nothing worthwhile to do with my time?” " My chest hurt when I got onto the treadmill, so I was put on the stair monster. (Why would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators?)" “We’ll throw in a lot of angst. And I mean ANGST!” "If you love, paint, curtain, or in any way change this apartment, I will cut off your insipid braid and hang you by it!" "A third of it he hadmemorized outright. The rest was being seared into his memory by experience and smug quotation, which was worse. " "That's not what i thought when i married you. I just thought you were a sex symbol" "Outdone by a librarian." "How come no one quotes me or remembers what I say? I wanna be quoted!" "I wanna go out in a blaze and flaming glory!" Don't name your child Yuki!When he's in second grade, everyone will call him 'Puke'-y" "Don't make me glomp you!" "Your friends will bail you out of jail... but your best friend will be sitting right next to you saying, 'man that was awesome'!" "Look! He likes to eat flies!" Hyacinth: Poor Daddy, asleep at the wheel of a strange car! Hyacinth: Richard, we're going! “That was an utterly appalling story!” he announced to the world. “I have become dumber just because I have read it!” "'Is that what you want to be when you grow up? A hermit?' he asked. Obi-Wan gave him a flat look. 'And give up clubbing? I'd rather have my own padawan turn to the dark side and murder me!' he sneered. Long ago (1977) in a galaxy far, far away George Lucas suddenly sat up and began typing excitedly at his computer. " "Don't eat me!" "They're anatomically incorrect! How stupid is that?" "Look at her bust! Refreshingly correctly porportioned!" Ben: You don't want to read that. It's kinky- "Don't mess with me! i have PMS!" "In the hands of an idiot, a potato is a dangerous weapon." "Oh no! It's a sign of the Apocolypse! Neonn doing her homework! Now all we need are the Four Horsemen!" "Rasing kids is like being pecked to death by chickens." "I don't want USED merchandaise!" "LIAR! DO YOU KNOW WHERE LIARS GO? DOWN TO LIVE WITH THE PURPLE KOALAS!" "And yet she can easily belive madmen are her sent angels." "We shall visit a warehouse that houses knowledgeable employees and contains massive rows of merchandise. Home Depot."- some fic i read "And if i were an armadillo, it might treat me worse" "They...they said 'ANGST'! HAHAHAHA!" "Hey, you'rea man-slut!" "Kirstin, what's my occupation?" "They're the element of puke." "Stop saying 'oro'!" "There shall be no Japanese spoken in this house! Do you understand! Stop speaking in Japanese!" "Stop speaking Japanese!" "Behold! The SQUIGGLY!" In a mad world only the mad are sane. Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk. Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer? Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid. Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy. Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping. I don't really trust a sane person. There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad. There is no great genius without some touch of madness. Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it. Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. Funny Things That Are Kinda Quotes, But Not Really: The same rules apply to lewd men as golf: When you strike,aim for the balls. Joan of Arc heard voices too. Don't punch really fat 'll get sucked into the mass that is their body because the momentum makes the fat suck you in. Don't poke rabid beavers.They're really good at biting. Don't make fun of muscle-y people.They will hurt you. Don't hug mean people.They will also hurt you. Any fool can tell the truth,but it takes a man of some intelligence to lie well. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. For years man thought that the moon was made of cheese but then they learned that it was just a hard lump of rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs harder. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. If you can smile when everyone around you is in despair, then you probably haven't fully grasped the enormity of the situation. Before you judge another, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them you're a mile away and you have their shoes. You hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful but I don't like you either. If you make olive oil by squeezing olives,then how do you make baby oil? Politically Correct Naruto Kakashi,Gai,Kurenai,Baki,Jiraiya,Asuma,Hokage and the other adult Ninja were arrested for violating Child Labour laws. Sakura and Ino,after cutting their hair,sold it to a wig shop to raise money for charity. Orochimaru was sent to jail for abducting children,particularly Sasuke. Naruto was paid money to go on 'When Animals Attack' because of his Demon Fox. Sasuke got a 5 foot restraining order against Ino,Sakura and Orochimaru. Zabuza,after giving up on being a mercenary,got a job peeling apples at the local plant and soon got a promotion. Haku became a Women's Rights activist. Kiba was sent to a Reform School. Kimimaro was sent to a REAL hospital. Kabuto became a school nurse. Happy little oneliners Okay,just so everyone knows, i am actually working on, like, seven fics. Not all are posted. I am also VERY busy. I don't even get home till five anymore. I have tons of homework, as i'm taking 3 AP (basically, college) courses, and two college prep ones. Out of eight classes. Yes, im very busy. So, i'll try to update weekly, but, as you can see, that just isn't very easy. Well, enjoy what's up so far! If you read the whole bio, you need a hobby. If reading bio's is your hobby, you need a life. |
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