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i'm doing this the lazy way... all the below is outdated. i'm 18 and i love pandas. i'm currently looking for a job in hopes of saving money to go to college. i want to be a photographer. i use to work for RockYou but was terminated due to an angry user. i loved my job and miss it dearly. i always try to help in anyway i can. i'm a bit immature at times but am much older than i should be. i'm in love with a man that i broke and will never forgive myself for.
I strongly suggest that u click hide bio, cause this has gotten LONG! lmao. review please!
favorite anime: Code Geass
fav website: yahoo answers. message me for my page.
i'll be posting a lot of junk eventually, just need to type it all, i prefer to hand write things.
Also, i still stand(fairly firm) on my word, if you review me, i review you. i'll try to match the number, maybe more. depends. Oh, and i try to review when i'm in a good mood, so yeah, if it takes a while for me to review you, i either don't feel like it, or don't wanna give a mean review. i'm relatively nice, i just stay in an ishy mood. lol
Be sure to check out my favorite authors. _
I'm 16, i love animals, i have a dog, 3 cats, a kitten, a bunny, and a puppy. i'm short, hyper, long winded but shy and quiet. i can't pronounce my r's, so i get picked on when i talk. i'm easy to upset and piss off, but i'm also easy to make smile. i'm insecure and confused about a lot things, and however confident i may act or say i am, i'm scared inside. i understand myself, but can't explain it to others. i know what's wrong with me, i just don't know what's so wrong about it. i've been writing for a while now, and love it, though it's no longer what i'm looking to get into a career doing. i'm looking to become a photographer and travel a lot. i want to get out of here as soon as possible and never see any of my family ever again. i hate all of them. i cuss a lot, though almost never in my writings. i wish my life was more like a book that i was writing, with situations in my control, but i know that's not gonna happen. i daydream a lot, and love to read. i also love anime, but other than that don't watch much tv. i can't spell worth a shit and i get confused easily, mostly cause i think too much or not at all. i have no balance in that way. i love to swim and play around. i've very hyper and like to do things constantly, including clicking pens, which annoys the hell out of my friends. i'm a true smart ass and very sarcastic at times, and love to joke around and goof off. i hate school. i', good at math and lit and i like Latin. People annoy me. i live in a bad area, with lots of shootings and gangs, so nothing much scares me. i think horror movies are retarded, as are lovey movies. i love stuffed animals and music is my life. i have close to if not over by now, 2,000 songs on my ipod. i'd go crazy with out it. i'm white btw. and a girl.my hair is naturally dark brown and i have really darkly tanned skin, made all the more so cause i have native American in me, and my hair right now is super short cause i let my friend cut it, and is more reddish blondish kinda, from being bleached cause i dyed it purple. when school starts back i'm gonna dye it again. i have no clue why you're still reading this. Why are you wasting your time?? whatever, do as you wish. i support the gays and hate authority. i'm rebellious and defiant and i don't do what i'm told. My bunny's name is Turtle. he's a light brown hollin lop, and my kitty's name is Gandolf, and he's grey and has a blue collar with a bell that he attacked when i first put it on him. i have a great interest in swords and other weapons, and a slight obsession with things that could kill me. i used to cut myself, but quit(again) and hopefully never will again, even though it is really hard to. i don't have a dad, he left before i was born, and i hate my mom. i don't get a long with her at all. the rest of my family sucks too. According to my friends i'm smart, though honestly i act like a dumb ass. I know random facts, some useful, most not. i'm an elaborate thinker and have been compared to L from Deathnote, and i can imitate Light's laugh in a youtube video where someone was messing with the affects on media player. i'm not girly in the least. i was always a tomboy and hung with the guys, often chasing some around the playground in elementary school. i'm pretty strong, and enjoy working and earning money. i don't have a job at the moment, cause i'm too shy and just don't feel like it this summer. next summer though i'm gonna try to get a job at Dixie Land, or maybe a pet store. i like spinning, which is why i like two of the rides at Dixie Land, the Scrambler and the Sea Serpent. both spin around and don't go high. i'm afraid of heights. i hate bugs. i like being outdoors and just off in my own little world. i walk around my subdivision with two of my friends a lot, but never alone cause i'd get short or something around here. my best friend is about the only person shorter than me that i know of my age. i'm not very social with new people. i want a pet snake but my mom said hell no. Are you still reading this?? what ever. i'll quit now. _
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
(actually, i see myself as four)
"I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Colt-Man, 24kt White Gold, Rainella, Youkai Goddess, Fullmetal Embers, hateandkill-D
If you think the Rabbit should either kill the kids who won't give him Trix, or transform them into something other than 'kids', copy and paste this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
If you approve of gay marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, Kimatra, Fullmetal Embers, hateandkill-D
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"
If you have attempted alchemy by drawing a transmutation circle or clapping your hands, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha, LoveIchigo, Inner-Hollow, Fullmetal Embers, hateandkill_D
Samsara spiral on into time, lovers reborn and meet again. L may be gone, but he will return, Light will be waiting for him until then! I hereby solemnly support Light and L as a couple. L should not have been killed. (Nor Rem be sacrificed to kill him!) If you think L and Light make a good couple and that L shouldn’t have died, copy and paste this into your bio!
If you forgot your phone number when some one asked for it copy this into your profile.
Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
.:LEARN JAPANESE IN 5 MINUTES:.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?
As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells
Just this side of the Summer Land,
There are meadows and hills;
They can run and play,
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine
Our Lady of Lord of the Animals smiles
All the Animals who were ill, old, hurt or maimed
They are just as we remember them in our
The Animals are happy and content;
All of the Animals run and play together.
But then, a day comes when one
Her bright eyes are intent;
Suddenly, She begins to run from the group,
A familiar and much-loved face has just been spotted!!
When the two come together,
Happy kisses rain on tear-streaked face and fur,
Then, as our Lord and Lady smile at the rightness,
"Our individuality is all, all, that we have. There are those who barter it for security, those who repress it for what they believe is the betterment of the whole society, but blessed in the twinkle of the morning star is the one who nurtures and rides it, in grace and love and wit, from peculiar station to peculiar station along life's bittersweet route."
I find myself sympathizing with the spork
Caught in the middle
What's the purpose? many say
I admire the spork for the bravery it possesses
I try to see the spork from a new perspective
So go on mighty spork! Be all you can be
They learn, they live and they
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