I hate romance and everything about it, so why does my one-night-stand want to show me there is romance in return for letters of my name? SLASH. With each romantic gesture Sydney shows the main character gives him on letter of his name, in order. They have one week. Will they stay together or kill each other first?

ONE-SHOT He's doing it again: that thing where he sighs and runs his hand through his hair like I'm wasting his time. But I'm sick of being left behind and I hate that stupid girl from the year below.

Max spends his Saturday nights passed out in bars around the city, and his Sundays are lonely and about as pleasant as a gun to the head. slash, one-shot

I ran with scissors... and lived.

Males are like maths homework, you have to deal with them and even if you are quite capable of doing so they are still annoying. Especially the ones that hang up on you. Damn him. [ONESHOT]

[one shot]'I wasn't hiding from you.' Gritting my teeth, I said, 'I dropped my phone. I was picking it up.' His eyebrows rose. 'You were picking it up for a whole ten minutes ... behind a bin.'

Maybe, someday.

[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]

Moira is stuck in study hall and just can't get a song out of her head. Someone decides to help her before she goes completely insane. oneshot.

COMPLETE Pessimism is just an ugly word for pattern recognition.

"Bourbon" I ask, confused. "It's your rebellion in a bottle," he answers softly. Angst. Slight boy/boy.

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