Ah hah! A profile. I does lurve these, you see.

Anyway, if you actually want to know that boring, trivial, everyday stuff about me, visit my acount of the same name at FanFiction.

I write stories there, I might consider thinking about publishing a short story I wrote for English here. I got 90 per cent, which really isn't too bad, is it? (I had tons of typos - I typed it up in the middle of the night).

So you can see how much I care about my writing.

No, seriously, I love it. I'd die if I couldn't write. Or read, for that matter. So, loves all of you happy writers. And by that, you don't have to write happy things or be happy ... it's just randomness on my part.

That is now my nickname, you see. "Random". Charming, don't you think?

Anyway ... people who love Bowie are great. People who love Velvet Goldmine (the movie) are better. People who love both (or, by a strange brand of unique logic, the SONG Velvet Goldmine), well you do the math and figure out what Great and Better equal ... 'cause I don't know.

Anyway, you'll all be happy to know that I'm going to go, 'cause I need to eat and it's quarter to four in the morning (not joking) and the computer screen glare is giving me a headache.