Hello. You may call me Elias Kain. Welcome to Desolation, a rather desolate affair where I post the stories I write that are not fanfiction.

What you should know is that I write slash, yaoi, yuri if you ask nicely, and maybe (maybe) a bit of het.

This may not be your cup of tea. I don't suggest drinking tea if it is not your cup you are drinking from. If you wish to try new things, that's fine. My cup of tea is usually Orange tea with a hint of Lemon (no puns intended) and you may try it as long as you wash it out when your done. If you do not like it then do not complain about it or I shall pour the scalding hot water I used to make the tea all over your head--and not call the ER. If it is not to your taste or you find something wrong with my tea-making abilities then please tell me in the calmest manner possible.

I also warn you that I am not the Mad-hatter or the March hare. This means I do not hold tea parties often. I am much like the Cheshire cat who drops in on them when it suits his fancy. (Read: I don't write a lot. Sorry.) I do, however, like to have all the places set out when I do have a tea-party. I will not have one part set at a time. (Read: I don't update. I start too many stories which I never finish to post some. I will only post finished stories.)

I have my account as my 'homepage' but if you want to look me up I'm wolfofsummerbreeze.

Also, I do have quite the selection of 'tea' in my cupboard (Read: Favorites) that I strongly recommend.

If there is nothing else then I shall bid you good day.

Elias Kain.