Mr. Xman
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Joined 05-15-06, id: 524728, Profile Updated: 02-20-09
Author has written 12 stories for General, Life, Song, Horror, Action, and General.

Hey. My name's Mr. Xman. I'm a girl by the way. Anyway, I'm into fantasy, action, comedy and stuff.

Also, if you hang out over at fanfic.net, I exist there too (barely).

Right, so my main project is UNNAMED Organization. I have yet to determine its length but I'm gonna say something over ten chapters. That's my goal anyway.

UO, btw, is on hiatus. I am working on it... little by little. Things are just so hectic nowadays. I also intend too look over it since it... basically has no plot. I actually don't know what its purpose is. I suppose I'm writing it for the sake of writing it. I will definitely try and revamp it.

By the way, I really appreciate it if you R&R. It means I don't suck hard. If you comment, I'll probably check out your stuff and comment. And even if I write something sucky, it's good to know it sucks. So, all comments are welcome. :D So enjoy!

(ah, and icon is courtesy of tempurahands)

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Short Poems for the Pissed Off Soul by UnDesiredRomance reviews
A collection of short poems about what people would really like to say. R&R!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
London I: Sing a Song of Burning Bridges by xxpsychotic reviews
For London Mays, living his average life in England just became a bit harder, especially with a flesh-eating girl after him for something he doesn't even recall. But he'll have some help... from friends he can't quite recall ever having. Read and Review.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,083 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008
Thy Crook'd Crown by xxpsychotic reviews
Child, child, sweet Messiah...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
The Poem Of Sam by Sophia Marie reviews
Sam wants to rid the world of Emo.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008
The Fastest Blade in the West by Michael Panush reviews
Clark Reeper, steely gunman of the Clark Reeper Tales, and Max Rossiter, Blue-Eyed Samurai of the epic Angelwing, team up in an amazing adventure of blasting lead and ringing steel, that will pit them against pirates, Japanese demons and more.
Fiction: Western - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Doodad and the Pacederms of Death by E.B. Keane-Farrell reviews
This is a story written by me and my friend. It's a "silly story", where you can only see the last line of what the person before you has written. It's about an ermine named Doodad, the Pacederms (Elephants) of Death, apple dumplings, a fly called Chi-chi
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004
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My Wings Will Melt Away
A poem inspired by upcoming finals. It's about being overwhelmed I suppose.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Animal Instincts reviews
One-shot. Er, it's about a guy talking to his therapist about his mental state. I was a little surprised at myself when I wrote this...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
UNNAMED Organization reviews
The UNNAMED Organization does dirty deeds for dirty people. But the members each have their own reasons for joining. This story centers around them and their adventures committing crimes. Warning: lots of offenseive material inside. You were warned!
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008
Removing Your Childhood reviews
OK, bad title. I couldn't think of a title, so I just slapped one on. This is not about losing one's virginity. This was another workshop piece.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Time Waits For No Man reviews
Product of another workshop prompt. This one took me a while because I had to think of various phrases that had the word time in them.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Red Is reviews
I wrote this during a writer's workshop. The prompt was "favorite color", so I wrote a poem about the color red, my favorite color.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
The Destruction of Andy Vo reviews
A poem about getting back at my good friend for stealing my cookies. Don't worry, no real harm ever came to Andy... well, maybe a little.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Pineapple Samba reviews
This is the funnest and most ridiculous piece I have ever written. Pineapples? Dancing? C'mon! Who doesn't love that?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Joaquin The Mexican Minstrel reviews
A small collection of short stories about Joaquin. This isn't really a priority for me, so it won't be regularly updated or anything. I'll write another one when I have enough time, so yeah... don't hold your breath...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008
In Denial reviews
I didn't put much effort into the title since I was never able to come up with a very good one. Just another pessimistic poem type thing...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Will Ever Know reviews
This is just some sort of reflection... actually I don't what this is supposed to be, it just is.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Hell On Earth reviews
Um, I guess it's a poem about the fate of humanity? I'm bad at summarizing. It's sort of like a song I guess.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete