Author has written 93 stories for Love, Family, Religion, Fantasy, General, Nature, Young Adult, Life, Historical, Spiritual, Kids, Haiku, War, and Fantasy.
I see dead people.
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"The bell above the door rang and Nate walked in wearing jeans and a t-shirt. 'Got a day pass.' He smiled at Jake, answering his boyfriend's question before it was asked. 'I didn't escape. Hey Matt. Hey...little kid.' He blinked a few times. '...did someone lose a kid?'" -- "Dearly Beloved" Ch. 27
(This struck me as so funny when I read it. I have no idea why. Maybe you had to be there. Dunno. Anyways, enjoy.)
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Name: Dinklesnick JunglemonkeyfruitcakeYoO'macfransworthinghamton'ach...the First...
Gender: Female...wait...yeah. I'm a girl.
Age: I lost count.
Grade: 42? (The answer to life, the universe and everything... Douglas Adams...)
Country: Not Mongolia, I'm sorry to say.
NEW: Favorite Smells: Clean laundry, orange peels, vanilla, cherry-almond lotion, BBQ, sunsets (Yes. Get over it.), chocolate-chip cookies, passion fruit, beaches, lavender and chamamile, pomogranet (I know I spelled it wrong.), maple cotton candy (Mmmm...), pine wood, mint cocoa, spice, storms, Christmas (it has a smell, okay?), snow, and apple cinnamon. Oh, and pineapple pizza.
NEW: Favorite foods/tastes: Tropic mango sherbet and white chocolate (Don't hate it till you've tried it!), pizza (when I'm really hungry), frozen grapes (I like weird stuff, but this one is good, kay?), PINEAPPLE!, pineapple pizza (As I was saying to my bf's bf (best friend, you faeries.) the other day, "They took the two best foods in the world and put them together!" He agreed. Sorta.), shepard pie (it's not made of out shepards.), strawberry smoothies, French bread and butter (margrine, really.), CHOCOLATE in any shape or form, BBQ chicken over rice, corn, mint, strawberry, maple syrup cotton candy, and lotsa other stuff.
UPDATED: Favorite Band/Singers/Songs: Avril Lavigne ("Complicated" is an awsome song. Music video is cute, too.) "The Reason" by Hoobastank (who in the hell came up with that name?) Clay Akien, Marron Five, Imogen Heap, Simon and Garfunkel, Green Day, Panic at the Disco, All-American Rejects, Queen, Kelly Clarkson, Enya, Josh Groban, Tina Arena, Bébé Lily, Pigloo, Natasha St. Pier, Manau, Ilona Mitnecy, Gorillaz,and lots more. (As you can see (or maybe not), I love French music.), Queen, The Beatles, John Rezeznik's "I'm Still Here" from the movie, Treasure Planet, Switchfoot, and "Amazed" by Lonestar
UPDATED: Favorite Books: "My Sister's Keeper," by Jodi Picoult, Lotr, Harry Potter (is okay), DNAngel, Fruits Basket, "The Da Vinci Code", by Dan Brown, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and related...randomness...by Douglas Adams, "You Don't Know Me," by David Klass (this is one of the best books I've ever read!), LOTR, "The Hobbit" (both by J.R.R. Tolkien), "Code Orange," "The House of the Scorpion," and a lot lot lot lot more.
UPDATED: Favorite Movies: The Terminal, The Other Side of Heaven, Pirates of the Carribean (does anyone else feel that the second fell short of everyone's expectations?), The Da Vinci Code, Aladdin, Hercules, Princess Monoke,Castle in the Sky, Karate Kid (Got a problem with that? Hm? HMM?), Treasure Planet, Ghost, The Illusionist, The Painted Veil, and ...um...too many to list.
UPDATED: Likes/Hobbies: Being awsome...singing, drawing (a lot), roller blading, ice skating, photography, acting, um...writing stories...:duh, playing the random demo games that come with the computer and swearing when the time is used up, babysitting (not sure if that can be called a hobby...), listening to Christmas music in July; it drives my sister crazy (luvs!) helping Yalime Alokin write their stories (no, I'm not Inafets, for those who have read their stuff), trying to flick rubber bands off my finger (heh heh...read the bio), l33t, drawing comics (Qwee, Meep and Clide, and Down the Block, among others. Note: All names hereof are offically copyrighted. Not kidding.) and ...um...TZZZZ! AHHH :dies: Yeah, inside joke.
Pet Peeves/Dislikes: Not getting reviews, talking on the phone, caramel being pronounced CARE-ah-MEL, cats, Will Ferrel, and energy drink
(I wonder, who reads this?)
5-21-06: Alena D'Etoiles means "light of stars." (it's like, half Latin, half French, I think.) Hehe. I luvs it.
5-23-06: It's me again. I must say, I'm getting more reviews then I thought I would. It's awsome. Everyone who encourages me inspires me to go a little farther each day. It really has worked wonders on my self-esteem. Thanks to everyone who has ever reviewed my stuff; you don't know how much it means to me. Thank you, thank you, thank you...
5-24-06: I LOOOOOVVEEEE getting reviews! I seriously check my e-mail, like, every ten minutes just to see if I've gotten any reviews. Review me!! PS: JSYK, wheneverI don't finish reading something right away, I put it in my fav. stories list so I can come back later. It's so hard to find things again here. So big.
6-19-06: I'm going to camp tomorrow. Drat. I hate camp. Anyway, sorry I have so many stories in my Favorites list. I add everything I don't finish, along with my favorites. I'm currently reading, "Dearly Beloved," which is awsome, albeit a little...mature. (Hence the rating, suppose.) Well, I have recently added a ton of new stuff, so please, read and review. I luvvvvv reviews!!
6-20-06: (before camp...derg...) I just realized something: whilst writing "Red Sand", I should have put something about the ground shaking, the guy falling, things of this nature. Sorry my description is...less than poetic. I suppose I can only be poetic whilst writing poetry. o.O figure that out. Ah, well. See you all in a week! (To my friends: Don't stone me when I don't email you back! I'm not at home!!)
6-23-06: Wow. I was only gone three days? Oh well. I'm back and all my friends have emails_''' (Read above if you are banging your head on the keyboard trying to figure out what I just said.) Well, I just got home, but already I'm leaving again for a weekend sleepover at my friend's house. See you all in a few days! (Again...)
8-6-60: Heyhey, all. Sorry I haven't updated this is a while. :sigh: OH! Guess what? To all you Furuba fans: I just got Fruits Basket 14!! Anyways, prolly no one cares. LOL. Oh well. Hey, wanna hear something funny? The other day, my sister was online, AIMing with her friend. Well, she meant to do LOL, but her fingers were on the wrong keys, so it came out as HYH instead. So now, whenever she wants to do LOL, she types HYH. She has confused many a friend in said manner. It's hilarious to watch. Anyways, it has been a busybusy summer. Been doing lots of stuff. I actually met a FictionPress user and got his pen-name. He is now on my Fav. List. His name is NowNameless, for all those who care. He does some pretty good stuff; read some. Welll, I must depart for the moment. See y'all soon!
8-13-06: Hello. Me again. You're prolly all tired of reading my about my uber boring life. - Sorry. Anyways, I'm gonna post one or two more...things before I leave to go to New York. I'll be gone a week, so...I'll see y'all when I get back!
8-27-06: :grumbles various profanity: I can't get "Boy's Don't Cry" to work. The stupid compie is giving me all sorts of crap about it not working. :inhales deeply: But it's okay...I'm calm, I'm cool...:exhales: Whoo. Okay. On a happier note, "Inverloch" just got updated after two weeks. Not much of an update, actually, after the cliffhanger Sarah (the author) left for us. OH! And she redesigned the site. It's pretty cool. Anyways, I'm going to try and get that story to work. I guess I have to go then. C ya!
8-31-06: Yeah. I deleted a couple of entries. They were stupid. Ugh, I'm babysitting the neighbors cat and my allergies are punishing for my stupid desion to feed that dumb-ass animal. I hate cats! AAAACHOOOOOO:sniffles: Sorry. :wipes snot off computer screen: (no, I'm just kidding...maybe...)
Anyways, the other day I was at the store and I overheard the following conversation between two high-school girls (I swear this is a true story, btw):
Girl One: Oh no!
Girl Two: What?
Girl One: The other day, these things (I don't know what they were talking about) were one for 15, but now they're two for 30 and I only have two twenties!
Girl Two: Crap!
How on earth did humans become the dominate species? I've seen smarter roadkill. -_-'''
9-2-06: I'm sick. My sister is sick. But more importantly, I'm sick...(no, I'm just kidding.) Anywhoo, here I am. I don't know why I'm writing anything. I suppose it's because I really, really, really, really, really want a review on "Boy's Don't Cry," just because I think it's pretty good, I just don't know if anyone else does. My friend (coughShelcough) promised a review, but here we are. =_= But I guess I'll let it slide, because Shel and her family just moved out of the state and are prolly still getting settled. Nevertheless...please review me...I haven't had a review in forever...
9-3-06: I have this huge craving for something. Not food. I don't know what it is; I've never felt anything like this. I think I want affection. I want to hug someone and just hold onto them andto lean against them and just feel clean and safe and warm. I just want to have a long, refreshing cry. (No, I'm not emo or depressed. Crying is just...refreshing...I dunno. I'll shut up.)
9-12-06: I know I have a lot to update; give me time, people. I'm busy. I'll get to it; don't worry.
9-16-06: I know the first three scripture masteries! YES! We haven't even learned the third one in class yet. Ha. Ha. Ha. Take that, Sam...(~_) Luvs to Sam. Okay, just a thought. Hobby is a weird word. Say it over and over until your like, whoa...that, like, doesn't even sound like a word. Dude, like, whoa...O_O (I have too much free time. .)
9-22-06: Kay, I just posted a ton-dee-doodle of new drivel, so R&R! Kay, in other news: I am sick again. I've been having extremely sudden and intense intestinal pain, so bad, in fact, that I cannot walk or eat. Yeah, it sucks. So what else have I to do except sit around at the computer? Answer: not much. So here I am. READ AND REVIEW! Also, I have a new account name, but you have to guess what it is. Here is a hint: it is mentioned in "Caramel-Scented Sunsets." So basically you could plug all the lines into the search engine one by one until you get an account. Here's another hint: when you do get it, just to make sure, the homepage will link back to me. Happy hunting!
9-23-06: I think FictionPress is having some kind of 503 error; I can't get to anyone else's account without a ton of effort and careful trickery, and all my stories are mashed together. Hm...Oh, BTW, here's a shoutout to a fan, ChuChu101, for being so supportive and sending me so many reviews. To ChuChu101: I'm tryingto get you a review for your story, but like I said, I can't get to your account. I'll get there as soon as I can.
10-1-06: Happy...October...'''' Anywhoo, I just wanted to say hi...so...hi! Yeah, I'm really bored. Just kinda chilln' in front of the compie. So yeah. See ya! PS: I just got rid of a lot of stuff from my Favs list, to make room for more. Don't kill me if your work is not there. PPS: I auditioned for my school play on Friday. I get the results on Monday; wish me luck!
10-3-06: I didn't make the part I wanted. Oh well. I'll live.
10-17-06: I love the new format! I was scared for a minute cuz I didn't know where all my stuff went, but now...:sighs happily: Yeah...it's awsome. Flippin' awsome, if memory serves...(see the top of the page if you are totally confused...) So yeah. Happy day.
10-24-06: Didn't I post something yesterday...? Maybe not. Oh well. Anywhoo, before I forget, I want to add "checkerboxed" to my Fav. Authors list. This is just for future referance, so I don't forget, cuz the stupid pop-up blocker won't friggin' turn off so I can add this person to my favs list. Dammit. Gerg. That's all I wanted to say. Have a good one.
10-31-06: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! J'aime Halloween!! YAY FOR CANDY!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Oh, right. Happy Halloween, you other people. Back to what I was saying: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! CANDYCANDYCANDY!!
11-1-06: Hey, kiddies. I'm supposed to be doing homework, but oh well. Let's see: yesterday I hurt my foot. I don't know what I did, but I can hardly walk. I'm going to the doctor soon, though. My boyfriend was like, "AHH! You'll have to skip PE, and then you can't be my partner! WHAAA!" Lol. Speaking of him, guess what? --I KISSED HIM! YAY! He tasted like grape soda. Lol. I keep licking my lips and smiling. I think I'll write a poem.
11-4-06: SWEEET! We have a four-day weekend and I have two parties to go to: one today ( a pool party at a hotel for my friend's sweet sixteen) and a sleepover on Monday. I don't know how old my friend is. I'm such a good person, ne? Oh, by the by, I wrote a new poem today. Just saying. Ya know, no need to go and read it or anything. :glances at reader: Okay! God knows I need a review! READ IT!!
11-6-06: Yo. How goes it? Ad'e here. Obviously. Well, that's about all I have to say. Banana. I have spoken.
11-10-06: Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids...I'm hungry. Guess what I want to eat?
11-12-06: I'm still hungry, but w/e. Ok, new poem today, and I am quite fond of it. :smiles fondly at "O Brave Little Souls": Also, I posted a really freaky story on my other account ("Blood Lust and Moonlight"). Please read and review! It never showed up on the "Just-In" list, so I didn't get any reviews. To get to it, click my homepage. If you still can't get to it, I think it's under my fav. authors list. (Crushed Dandelions) So yeah.
11-19-06: Well, it's me again. No. Duh. So yeah. Been having a kinda slow weekend--not much to do. I babysat yesterday. It was...:cough:...just...yeah. Strange. Weird little kids. =_= Ok, well, I'm not sure what to write. Oh, here's something: read Yalime Alokin's stuff...plez! The owner of said account has been bugging me to tell you that. Just read them. They're short. Only two. Come on, folks! Save my sanity and read these two little stories!
11-23-06: Whoo! I have written (well, submitted, really) 70+ (!!) fine pieces of literature. :snorts at the word -fine-: Just felt like sharing with y'all. Have a good one. PS: Happy Thanksgiving!
11-25-06: Whoa...I actually read some stuff on the Just-In List, without having actually submitted something. IT'S A MIRACLE!! Okay, shutting up. Anywho, 'member that cat a talked about a couple of months ago? Well, I'm watching it again...stupid animal. Grr...:takes a deep breath: Okay, calming down. :eye twitches:
11-26-06: I've decided to go the whole day without...applying :heh heh:...the letter after R. I expect it will be quite...undifficult. Who would like to join me? To paricipate:um: DELIVER! (That be-ith a good one. (Can't say...i+letter after R)) me a review without...applying...the letter after R. The...hm...premire...um...kid...to DELIVER me a review will get a cookie. (No, not really.) Just head the review...er...with "Letter After R Challenge." Th--hm. I believe my challenge will be...cool.
11-29-06: 'Ello. It's freakin' weird: I have not slept in days. All of a sudden, all my fears of the dark and the supernatural have doubled, tripled. I dunno why. It's freakin' me out. I want sleep; I NEED sleep. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH! It doesn't help at all that I'm PMSing.
12-4-06: Today at play practice, after all my crazy friends left, my bf tried to teach me how to shoot a rubber band off my finger like a gun. I couldn't do it. Then, we had a flicking contest, trying to see who could get their candy wrapper to fly the farthest. I lost. Then, we flicked rubber bands and candy wrappers at each other, and finally we tried to climb on top of the coke machine, cuz my boyfriend said there were footprints on top. There were, but that's not the point. Anyways, after that, we sat around and played "Would you rather." Well, actually, I asked all the questions and my bf sat there and looked at me like, "Umm, I donno..." Lol. So yeah. That was play practice.
12-10-06: I almost typed twelve-o'ten...O.O I told you I can't type today...(see summary for "Of This We Know") ANYWAYS, I'm up to 80+. YES:does a happy dance: I seem to do that a lot, no? Anyways, (again) I just re-submitted all my stuff from my other account, cuz no one ever goes to my other account. I was a little hesitant about submitting "Blood Lust", but I did and here we are. I was in a yaoi/PMS-y/plain ol' weird mood when I wrote it, so be nice. Or else...(heh heh, jk.) LATER: HAHAHA! My friend just taught me about l33t (I just started reading MegaTokyo, so it was nessicary sorry about my spelling) and now I'm hooked on trying to learn the proper (what a word!) usage of said...weirdness. For example: j00. 7-15 15 4vv50m3! 1 -34r7 l33t! (Translation: Yo! This is awsome! I heart l33t!)
12-18-06: w00t! Drama party tomorrow...no wait...Damn. I guess that's not until the 21st...Grrr...Ah, well. So anyways, couple new poems recently. (Two, I think.) So, yeps. I'm listening to "Ladies In Lavender." Again. I really like the soundtrack, but I've never seen the movie. If anyone who reads this has seen that movie, send me a message; I would like to know what it's about, but I'm too lazy to look it up. Besides, I like to hear people's opinions 'bout stuff before I go and see them or w/e. So yeps, again.
12-19-06: As you can see, I recently (being just now) updated my bio. Read it and weep, man. Also, my best friend taught me how to play Di Hi Min (did I spell that right, Kei?) today. It's easy, but weird. Weird somes to be my word today...ANYWAYS. Moving on. After play practice today, I still had to wait for the late bus, so I traded my notebook for Kei's pack of cards. Just for tonight. So now she has my notebook (:tear:) and I have her crappy cards. Oh well. They proved to be a great distraction for my bf while we waited for the bus. Well, he left early (his parents picked him up) so I was all by myself, so I went to the library where the Anime Club was watching a movie. I know this because I was supposed to go to it, but had to skip out cuz of rehearsal. I caught the end though. It consisted mostly of people dying. Good movie, that was. And, I snuck out a piece of pineapple pizza. Good times, good times.
12-28-06: Merry Christmas, all. Hope you got lots of love and presents. Anyways, I'm sorry I kinda ditched you all for a while. I was gone so long I got taken off of someone's favs. list. :tear: Ah well. Well, I have to go clean my bathroom...grrr...Catch ya later.
1-20-07: That was weird, typing oh-seven. Hmm. Anyways, I know what you're gonna say: "Why Alena, shouldn't you be studying for your exams tomorrow?" Answer: Yes. Oh-fricking-well. Anyways (that seems to be my favorite word...) I wrote an entry, like, forever ago, but it never took, so this one is gonna be long. First off: YESTERDAY WAS MY B-DAY! YAY FOR ME! I got two Fruba books (9 and 11), a sketch pad, the Cinderella Man soundtrack (I've listened to it, like, a million times...), and a white knit hat. I also went and saw "The Pursuit of Happyness." It was really good, and it had the girl sitting next to me sobbing. Her boyfriend was like, "Keh." What else? Oh yeah: for New Year's, me, my sister, and my friend all stayed up playing board games till, like, 11:58, when we suddenly remembered that it was New Years and we turned on the TV just in time for the thirty second count down in Times Square. Speaking of which, did anyone else see Panic at the Disco! sing? Needless to say, they kinda maimed "I Write Sins Not Tragities." Actually, I was suprised they sang that in a crowd of that size. I mean, there were bound to be mothers and young children who would be offended. Ah well. Anywyas, I feel sorry for the lead singer. He was visibly shaking, poor guy. V_Vo Let's see, what else to report? Hmm... Ah. My boyfriend broke up with me the other day. He completely ignored me when we came back from Chris--'scuse me--WINTER break (don't want to OFFEND people...e_e) and hasn't talked to me since. He had his friend tell me that he was tired of me, that I loved him too much (figure that out) and that he didn't like all the attention. Ah well; he made it easy to stop loving him. Anyways, the other day, someone called to my attention that these entries are indeed BACKWARDS and that the newest should be on top, the oldest on the bottom. Maybe I'll correct that at some point. Well, I have to go :gah: study for my French exam tomorrow. Luvs to y'all; I'm outta here. - Ad'e.
1-26-07: WHEEEE! I finished my exams! YAYAYAYAYAYAY:happyhappyjoy: 'Kay, I'm finished. Anyways, I just found out I have a weird disorder called sleep paralysis. It's this bizzare thing were at night, right before I fall asleep, I feel like I'm shaking and I can't move. It is sometimes followed by mild hallucinations of people and sounds. On occasion, it feels like there is someone on my chest and I can't breath. It's very scary. Sometimes it happens in the morning too. Look it up on google. It's pretty strange.
2-15-07: Happy Belated Valentine's Day, tout le monde! Sorry I haven't submitted anything for a while. I've been caught up in my new deviantArt account. :does a happy dance: Anyways, I just submitted two new peoms, so read and be happy.
2-21-07: Neh, sorry I've been neglecting you guys of late. Anyways, I'm listening to some hot emo stuff on Windows Media Player...v. 11! Tis SWEEEET! And black. Like my soul. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha...never mind. I just got over a bad case of strep throat and I don't feel well. Actually, it wasn't strep, but it was some kind of throat...screwing-up...virus...thing. The only differance is that strep has a cure. Grr. So anyways, I'm actually really happy cuz I can eat again. I was getting really sick of chicken noodle soup and throat drops. Bleh. XPo -- Tis me spitting out a retarded throat drop. Lawl. Well let's see; what to report? Not that anyone cares, but I have a crush on a guy in my French class. I think he likes me. :blush: Teehee...ANYWAYS. He's a far cry from my ex, who was a total loser and, as my friend put it, "dropped me like a rock on water." W/e. Well, I've been out of school for over a week and I haven't even started my hw, which sucks, cuz I'm going back to school tomorrow. Stupid deviantArt, getting me all distracted. I should prolly go do my work. Grrrr...Ah well. Catch ya later; I'm gone. PS: I'm going to my friends B'nai Mitza (or w/e) next month! Wh00t! It's my first one! What do you get someone for that? ? Hmm. I'm also going to my friend's sweet 16. She's having a tea party (a real one, with cakes and a sundae bar) at this cute lil' place near her new house. That should be fun. ANYWAYS. I really have to stop writing now. I'm leaving.
3-15-07: Happy Pie Day, everyone! (Ok, so it was yesterday...) May your day be filled with magic and joy...and joy-ness...(Go to YouTube.com, type in Charlie the Unicorn, and click the first result. Yup.) So yeah. Go eat some pie and be happy. (SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHuuuUUUuunnNNN...NN...)
5-25-07: Man, it has been forever, hasn't it? Wow. Well, I have some new poems and stuff that I want to submit soon, as well as a new story that I started a week or two ago. It's based on my boyfriend's past, so it's a bit sad or whatever. I dunno. Okay, please please please please check out my deviantArt account. To get there, click the homepage link at the top of the page under my name. Well, I have to go (science class just ended...lol), but I'll write more later. Love y'all.
7-22-07: Hi, all! It's been a while, hasn't it? Well, I have several stories in production, plus I'm working on finishing up some old stories and clearing out some of the old crappy stuff. Don't fret, though. I won't get rid of anything remotely good. Anyways, my good buddy, Yalime Alokin has just put up a couple chapters of their amazing new story, the title to which I cannot remember, nor spell and I'm much too lazy to go and look it up. I am sure, however, that if one of you dear, kind souls went and read it, they would be most pleased. So do it...or else. GRRR. Well, that's about all I have to say for right now, so chill. I'll be back soon, bearing gifts in the shape of new submits. Peace.
9-14-07: Ok, hi everyone. Sorry I've been gone so long and for the fact that I haven't written anything for like... ever. chuckle I've been a bit busy with school work and drawing and stuff of this nature, so again, I apologize. I'm gonna start posting some of my new story soon, and maybe I'll even finish this one... Well, I have to go to Bio, so I'll check in later and start posting tomorrow (~.:wEEkeNdsPaRkLej0y:.~)
12-31-07: Ahhhhh! Last day of the year, can you believe it? I remember writing about my New Years LAST YEAR!! Holy shnitzle, it's been so long. I have been so busy, tho, that I haven't been able to submit anything, but I've been writing. So here ya go: all my recent stoof. Stoof. Lol. Anyways, I wanna give a public thanks to ButterBatz for reading my stuff and reminding me of this page's existance. (Fictionpress: WHAA? You forgot me?? But...we were so tight. ;_;) So yeah. I'll talk soon, ok?
4-6-08: DUDE! What happened here, man? Everything is all discombobulated and DIFFERENT!! DAAAAH! Ok, I'm better. But seriously, man, when did this happen?
Ok, so hi. I'm back and I've got new stuff coming in very soon and I might be making another account for my...darker stuff. If you want the link, send me a PM, but remember, this will be all of my weird stuff that no one has ever seen before, so enter at your own risk.
In other news, someone pulled off the "v" key to my laptop, so it's really hard to type that letter. vvvvvvvvv. Ok, so it's not that hard, but still.
Last Visit to FictionPress: 4-6-08
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