MasteroftheGuild
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Joined 05-17-06, id: 524977, Profile Updated: 03-11-10
Author has written 4 stories for Sci-Fi, Life, and Fantasy.

My name is Joseph Mead, an unremarkable scholar and scribe from Rugby and currently residing in Norwich, England. At some point in the past, it was revealed that applications of certain stimuli to the brain allowed me to detail fanciful imaginings, detailed below in narrative form.

Amongst these distillations are short stories, poems, and the first of what is intended to be several novels, "Tainted Blood", avaialble from the link below in a shameless display of self-promotion and crass commercialism.

(Or here: if you live in the United States)

I'll not bore anyone with my beliefs with regards to society, politics or religion, as these will hopefully become clear in the course of my written works. I invite you, dear reader, to partake of them as you please, be it to praise or scorn, as there are few (legally-acceptable) things more precious to an author than a thorough critique.

The Red Armchair by GodzillaGuy reviews
From the public records of Amadeus Psychiatric Hospital. Patient ID: 813/.54 19. Bell Rose Hopkins. Caucasian female. 5'5", 98 lbs. Admitted on 6/18/09 at 8:28 p.m. Assigned by request to Dr. Jeremiah Lund for analysis and treatment, beginning tomorrow.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
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Blood Lust reviews
A dead vampire, a mysterious note and a technomancer detective. A supernatural mystery in the style of the Sherlock Holmes stories. Rated for violence and possibly-offensive language later on. Ch. 3 finally up. R&R appreciated.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009
Observation of a Walking Bird
One of my first attempts at poetry. Coming across a grounded bird, a traveller contemplates what makes us unique. R&R appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
The Black Leviathan
In 1927, off the coast of Cornwall, what was thought to be a shipwreck was in fact something far beyond the sphere of human experience. When its legacy is unleashed eighty years later, the truth of that day comes to light. R&R appreciated.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Derailed
A young man glimpses his future, and alters it in a devastating way. R&R appreciated.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete