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Joined 05-20-06, id: 525359, Profile Updated: 05-04-08
Author has written 8 stories for Humor, Young Adult, and Sci-Fi.

About Me: I mainly write short comedy pieces because I'm good at them. I often try to write serious stories though and end up being bogged down by my own details and quit. Hopefully I'll get something new up in time.

My stories:

Comedy: (If you like one, you may like them all)

Japan Cracks Down on Adolescent Adventuring: An anime parody I made in Onion-style format. Japan tries to outlaw the supernatural events in anime from happening.

Vampire Population Threatened by STDs: Another Onion-style piece parodying the recent vampire fad.

Shipping War Turns Hot: My third faux news piece (hehe, I have a trilogy) parodying over-aggressive shippers and Harry Potter.

Hanselbee and Gretchen: A parody of Hansel and Grettle, in which instead of two children being thrown out, the lumberjack throws out his parents in-law so he no longer has to take care of them.

How to Review a Sentence Long Essay: One day I saw a short, meaningless story in the essay section and posted a very long, very sarcastic review. Then I put it up in the humor section. :)

I usually don't plan comedy works. I write them when I feel inspired.

Serious Stuff: (My baby is dying... snicker)

Translation's Legion: Prologue: A set of stories I did which crossed the superhero genre with some supernatural stuff. The only actual complete thing I've written.

Translation's Legion: Continued adventures of the unnamed team. It had a good run, but eventually school work crept up and I stopped writing. My last chapter, strangely, was a parody piece showing how the team reacted to normal teenage life.

Crudeblood: Another sci-fi work I started but quickly discontinued due to school work and the fact that I hadn't planned it out well enough. It deals with genetically engineering new species of humans.

I am planning on starting another sci-fi work in time. It may be a continuation of Crudeblood, a short remake of translation's legion or something new (I'm thinking opera).

Criticism: Yes, criticize my works and help me improve! Note that I want constructive criticism, not stuff like "You suck." I'm a beginner here; of course I suck. :P

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Translation's Legion reviews
A psychic, an aerokinetic, a powerhouse, not to mention the guy with voices in his head telling him to kill people. Might cause a few problems.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,546 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Shipping War Turns Hot reviews
Harry/Ginny shippers attacked opposing shippers last night with several horrifyingly painful spells. Upon realizing magic wasn't real, they took out their baseball bats instead.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Hanselbee and Gretchen
A parody of Hansel and Gretal. When a woodcutter runs out of food, he decides to ditch his parents-in-law.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Thirty years after the Unification War, Earth's new government wants to exterminate the last possible threat to their rule: the genetically engineered supersoldiers created by the defeated factions. Of course, none of them are going down without a fight.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,324 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008
Japan Cracks Down on Adolescent Adventuring reviews
A short anime parody in the form of a news article.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
How to Review a Sentence Long Essay reviews
A humourous review I once did. Thought I'd post it for kicks since I've posted some humor before.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Vampire Population Threatened by STDs reviews
After the success of my other humor piece, I decided to try my hand at laughter again. This time I attack all the vampire stories on fictionpress.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007
Translation's Legion: Prologue reviews
A mysterious shadow helps three supermen escape from an institute of mad scientists. Now they just have to worry about everyone else that wants to make use of their powers. Nightmares, disorders and troubled pasts sew together a fight versus the unknown.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Complete