Aightynine
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Joined 05-20-06, id: 525405, Profile Updated: 10-12-09
Author has written 12 stories for Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Play, Mystery, General, General, and Friendship.

Oh, hi.

Is anyone else annoyed by the way the ads on the profiles shift all this text?

I know I am.

Then again, I know you probably don't really care.

Anyway, welcome to my profile. If anyone's actually there, anyway. XD

I'm GENDERQUEER so I MUST be confused
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
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I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm TRANSGENDER so I MUST also be gay.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE~

You know, usually I hate these chain thingies, but I think this one sends a pretty good message, so I figured, why not?

Anyway, here's a bit about my stuff:

Stories I've Finished Before: The Stone of Iyage, and Agent Feyline. To answer your question, no, they're not and never were on here. They're not that great, trust me. Even if I wanted to put them up here, I'm pretty sure the files got deleted when my old computer crashed.

Current Works In Progress: Grey Forest, A Playful Look at History (HIATUS/may not finish it), Apartment 57 (HIATUS/may not finish it), Random Prompts of the Month (well, sort of, the individual prompts themselves are all finished...)

Works Finished: The Perfect Creature, The Black Tower, If A Tree Falls In A Forest, Charred Credit Card, Taken Over, A Phone Call, Valley of the Hated and Forgotten

My Favorite Works (That I've Written): The Perfect Creature, If A Tree Falls In A Forest

More Info About My Random Prompts of the Month: So, here's how it works. I ask three people to each say something random. Then, I try to write a story about the three prompts I'm given. I try to keep it to one page (which, so far, hasn't quite worked...) so I don't take up half the newspaper (I'm writing them for my school's newspaper). It's quite fun, really. Feel free to try a similar writing exercize yourself, I'm certainly not going to copyright it :P (I don't think I made it up, anyway). By the way, yes, they are all about the same character. More fun that way. :D

Story News and/or Author's Notes (Last Updated 10/12/09): What's this? Less than a week between updates? You bet! I have a long weekend, no marching band show, an idea of how I want to end Grey Forest, and a self-imposed deadline of October 30! If I had to guess, I would say that there are probably going to be two, possibly three more chapters and an epilogue. Enjoy!

If you have any questions about my stories, please feel free to e-mail me (aightynine@yahoo.com). Of course, there's always the chance that your question will be answered later in the story (if the story is still in progress), in which case I won't answer the question, but feel free to ask because this might not be the case. ;)

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Minor Character reviews
Not very good...just me pouring my heart out, or whatever you want to call it.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
Random Prompts of the Month
What is this? Basically, I ask three random people to each say something random. I then try to write a short story somehow involving the three prompts. The result: a really random story. --These are originally written for my school's newspaper.--
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,060 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009
Grey Forest reviews
On one side of the planet is the prosperous, proud country of Montroy. On the other side is the desolate, barely surviving society of Desolei. Dividing them is Grey Forest, but even that boundary is about to be crossed and the two sides are about to meet.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008
Valley of the Hated and Forgotten reviews
Neither Phael nor Pyron ever expected to meet a Spirit, let alone seven of them. Phael and Pyron must help them get back to the Spirit World before they vanish but first, the group has to deal with secrets, kidnappings, and triplets.... -Mild Slash; M/M-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
A Phone Call reviews
One side of an average phone call between a couple. -Implied Slash-
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Taken Over reviews
A story from a dog's point of view about how her territory in The House was taken over by The Kitties.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Apartment 57
June Kelly has always shared Apartment 57A with her cousin and complete opposite, Shawn Kelly. When Rudy and Snow move into Apartment 57B, the lives of all involved get a lot more interesting...even if Shawn protests the whole time. T just in case.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Published: 2/25/2008
Charred Credit Card reviews
Most parents would absolutely fume at having to pay off their kid’s credit card debt, even those who could more than afford it. Not Kendal Wakeman. When he opened his daughter’s credit card bill, he only smiled and paid it without complaint.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
If A Tree Falls In A Forest reviews
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Does it matter?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
The Black Tower reviews
Many rumors about the house on 29 Chester St. the Black Tower circulate throughtout the town. Loretta knows that only one is true and is sick and tired of hearing everyone's idiotic stories. Finally, she decides to prove them wrong once and for all.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
A Playful Look at History
A collection of short plays designed to put a playful spin on historical events. Please excuse the bad pun. Obviously not completely historically accurate...but pretty close. Rated T for swearing andor some historical events that may be depicted.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 509 - Published: 11/4/2007
The Perfect Creature reviews
In the year 3007, scientists of the Forum of Science believe they have finally created the perfect organism...but is it really all that great? [REVISED]
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete