Renee the Rabid Squirrel
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Joined 03-23-01, id: 52575
Author has written 4 stories for General, and Humor.
I'm Renee, that's my name, ain't no shame. I'm a 15 year old girl, just to let y'all know.

I'm an avid reader/writer. This is where my originals are being kept, so yay, I have two accounts now. That can be enthusiastic or sarcastic, whichever you prefer.

I like food, ask anyone I know, I live to eat. My mom, however, eats to live. She's constantly saying she hates having to eat all the time. Me, I LOVE eating.

I also love cats, cats are the coolest.

UPDATES

My poem collection has 22 pieces so far!

The Adventures of Lean Ground Beef has 8 chapters!

If you like, I have ANOTHER webpage/site you can visit. Reach it here:
Sign the guestbook once you get there, it's lonely. While you're at it, sign the guestbook at my OTHER site too. I've been working on my new one recently(the one where it says homepage) ^-^.

IF you would like to read my fanfiction, I have stories about Sailor Moon, DragonballZ, Yu-Gi-Oh and even an X-Men story. Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=52575
If it doesn't work let me know.

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Snow White Space reviews
A small space, barely enough room for the two occupants to even occupy it comfortably...and it really doesn't help that these occupants don't like each other much. The sanity's going down the tubes as well... . Some boy/boy stuff.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2004
Live Lobster reviews
A piece of prose I wrote for a contest about the joys of visiting the live lobsters at the supermarket...and annoying and cooking them afterwards. XD
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/16/2004
A Collection Of Poetry By Moi reviews
[Lookie, I updated] 23 poems so far, all by me. I'll add them at my leisure, feel free to comment with whatever you want. Everything from angst to love to crazy humour.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 5/20/2001
The Adventures Of Lean Ground Beef reviews
*Ch 8 up! C'mon, you gotta read this!* Journey with Lean ground beef, a manly man (that's actually a woman) as she thwarts an evil princess, falls in love, becomes prey to a poppy field, flies a plane, eats men and more!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003