Justin J
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Joined 05-24-06, id: 525890, Profile Updated: 03-24-13
Author has written 16 stories for General, Fantasy, Horror, and General.

2006/12/19 :- Revamped my profile to be less...boring :)

Pen-name: Justin J.

Real name: Justin James Conidaris

Age: 31

Sex: Male

Nationality: South African

Ethnic Group (it sounds better than 'race', right?): Caucasian

Likes: Anime, manga, reading, writing, video games, movies, Christmas, grilled cheese, the internet, fluff/romance, insane comedy, horror, mythology, anything Japanese.

Dislikes: Yaoi/Slash/Femslash (raised as a Christian, so, yeah), religious extremists, racism, sexism, liars, manipulators.

IM - Skype: tempestxtreme

I have a tumblr! Feel free to check it out.

Current Projects:

Tres Luna - In progress

First: Do No Harm - Being rewritten

Force Without - Juuust started, still ongoing.

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The RPS by Luaith reviews
This is a chaotic story, let's get that out of the way. Here's what you should expect: Romance, sci-fi, horror, characters that are considered forces of nature, the mortals that terrify them, zombies, alchemy, con artists, technology competing with magic, abysmal attention spans, sword fights, adventuring for the sake of adventuring... all tied together with comedy. Oh, and Noka.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 346 - Words: 360,612 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 22h ago - Published: 4/10/2011
Blog of the Dead by LegendLuigi91 reviews
LegendLuigi91 used to blog every day, much to the delight of his loving audience. But when the infection hit his viewers were reduced to 0. He still blogs of course, but instead of memes and youtube he now focuses on the walking corpses trying to eat him.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,884 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012
The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
The Story of Robert Light by James Sexton reviews
After having tricked his way out of every problem in his uneventful life Robert finds himself chased by a horror that no lie or play will stay.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012
Whitegate Manor by Confectionery Rodent reviews
Whitegate Manor was, and is, the most haunted building in England, and Sapphire Wallace has just moved in. But it's the evil forces that will have to watch out, Sapphire is a stubborn girl, and not even that Dark Lord after her soul will get an easy time.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010
The Pointless Adventures of Six Heroes and a Dog by GrayWindRising reviews
When evil strikes the innocent citizens of the Kingdom, it is left to six incompetent and incompatible heroes to save the day. Luckily for them, contrived plot devices always favor the good guys.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
Tsubasa Hime by Renica the blue reviews
CH.1 - 10 rewritten. Yuki, a cynical teen, has just been sucked through a portal in the girl's locker room. This portal has taken her to Tsubasa, the world she is the princess of. Now she must defeat an evil sorceress, and marry one of the "Tsubasa Senshi
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,653 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2006
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4208 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Modern Magic by Zi Jian reviews
A high fantasy genre parody set in a modern world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,893 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Psycho Dust by GWT reviews
After entering his second year in High School, Atsuko Daisuke encounters a girl that reveals herself as a psychic. Aliens roam the Earth in secret. What is a boy to do? Why, help save the planet, of course... Soon to be Published!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,425 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Girl Next Door? Phf by FalseXxThrills reviews
I’m not the girl next door. I’m the bitch two houses down. Guys don’t go for me. They go for money though and I had a bet on me with a load of cash with it. Who knew they would take it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,988 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006
The Isis Ring by odman01 reviews
A young woman and her vampire friend embarks on one last journey together to recover the lost Isis Ring to restore balance to a wartorn world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 100,557 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007
Untitled for a Reason by chero666 reviews
Skitzo? Yeah! Crazy? Oh yeah! Arrogant? Damn straight! Delusional? Nothing but! My Girlfriend? Because she said so. God help me! He seriously made 4 real chapters? BTW, get past the first one, people. There's MORE to the story, if you can call it that.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006
The Artz of War by Dead Decoy reviews
I'm sure every commander has his problems with being a leader, but what happens when they're given soldiers with the IQ of a waffling iron?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 67 - Words: 36,172 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006
A DoubleEdged Sword, Of Sorts by Core Satiated reviews
Have you ever thought about what it feels like to get stabbed? This is my creepy fantasy of what I think it may be like.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
The Cry of the Godless by Whatchamacallme reviews
A poem from the point of view from an unknown person who looks for God and finds He does not exist. I do not hold this point of view.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
Thanks, Mister McSweeney by Wicked Witch Krandomity reviews
13 super short stories that are the warped result of writing prompts. Don't let the 1st chap. get you down, the rest are much more interesting & all are really short, promise. Hope I get a chuckle out of you. Read the prompts at the end of each chapter.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007
Equal but Opposite by bookface31 reviews
So she was this girl. Her name was Jamie. She was 16 years old and lived in Northington. So he was this boy. His name was Adam. He was a vampire of X amount of years who lived in another dimension...wait...WHAT THE F!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006
All My Highschoolers by Virage reviews
Karasawa High is not your typical high school, and no one seems to care. That is, except Taka Kusanagi who had the unfortunate fate of being a transfer student. [From a diehard fan of High School Rumble, Pani Poni Dash, Azumanga Daioh, and Tsuyokiss]
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006
Tsubasa Reverse by diamond-dust08 reviews
Nive Eventide is an exiled Silberkreuz Judge. He is the Thousandslayer, the Ice Serpent, the Snow Blade, the Accursed. But within his cold, calculating exterior is a hope for the redemption of a people fallen from grace. Reviews returned!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,140 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006
The GAT Club by Virage reviews
Art moves to a new city and begins attending a new school. But kids with special powers are the least of his worries. Once he finds out he and everyone else are trapped in a game things get worse. How important is a single wish? CURRENTLY UNDER RE-EDITING
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,662 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
My Shorts by Blueskelton reviews
Small humorous stories about my underwear addiction, eccentricities, and all around bad luck.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006
MySpace Comments by DemonicDestiny reviews
I'm gonna put some of the funnier and stupider comments I type on here for the heck of it. If you're bored, or you just want to copy and paste a longish message on your friend's MySpace, look at these! R & R if you wish.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007
The Girl With The Red Ribon by Exotoxic-Nightmare reviews
Shizuka Setsuya has got it bad. First, she can't go to the local ninja academy like she wanted. Second, she has to live at a bath house. And on top of that, she has to marry a cocky ninja with major issues who bought her from her stingy father. More
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 10/24/2006
Crazy Old Coot by The Can-Can group reviews
Extreme short, short 100 words max. about an old guy who likes to preach about the Pie God. Oh, and scare the little kids too...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Yozuki Drive by Yozuki reviews
Yozuki will forge his own destiny with his own two hands. To do it, he'll need his own team and enough caffiene to pull an allnighter. Enter Yozuki Drive, here, there are no save points.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006
The Meaning of Ame by Yume Pink reviews
Chapter 4 up finally! Finding decent players in town involves a lot of elbow grease, but Rain's willing to let a few heads roll to find them...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006
Mentally Challenged by cat-tif reviews
Screw them all. R/R.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006
Something Strange by cat-tif reviews
She might not know where she is, but she sure as hell knows she doesn't like it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006
Darkness by Mr.Satire reviews
I take a stab at all the angsty, depressed prose writers who plague this dark humorless category.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/15/2006
Project sYn by GrungeHamster389 reviews
[ALIENS! omake] A project was begun and commissioned by the Order of Horus to resurrect an ancient commander. However, the experiment backfired, and now the test subject is on the loose...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006
Saikai by GrungeHamster389 reviews
[YEAR 1] After being betrayed by his lover, Raizze finds himself called upon to rule his nation in his young superior's stead. But he has no idea what he's getting himself into... [mild shounen-ai]
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006
ALIENS! by GrungeHamster389 reviews
[ARC 1] Ariana Chance thought she was just a normal girl living a normal life on Earth...until aliens invaded, seeking a wife for their leader.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,658 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/20/2003
Wait by GrungeHamster389 reviews
An eternity is only a little while, isn't it?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2006
Musings by DarkPegasiKnight reviews
This is the thoughts of a heroine, AFTER she's saved the world. Hoping to enter this into a competition, so please give me some tips!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2006
How to Get an Annoying Prince to Shut Up by lockheedelektra reviews
Toki might be a priestess, but her patience is wearing thin. If Akibana doesn't can it, someone's going to get hurt. One-shot, unless you want me to continue.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2006
The Last People You Want As Your Saviors by PigeonKitty reviews
What happens when the three people you are counting on to save the world are really idiots? Find out in this hilarious, strange and bizare action story. Written by myself Kitty and my younger cousin. R&R
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006
The Subtle Art of Zombie Bashing by Dustdancing reviews
And other important life lessons.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/6/2006
My Letter to Santa by The Gemini Sage reviews
Dear Santa...you don't exist. That's right, you really don't exist.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2006
Horror Film 2 by Lovestruckandwhatnot reviews
Sequel to the fic I made before, another parody. aka THE RINGU-GOTHIKA CHILD'S PLAY DOESN'T SAY A WORD
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 5/29/2004
I am on a Quest by Franchise reviews
A lighthearted little piece I wrote while bored.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2006
Pan and the Soda Cans by captivating cognomen reviews
Oh man. I wrote this in 7th grade, and I've dragged it out of my closet to post it because it's one of the few examples of fake mythology that I've written thus far. It made my teacher LOL. Seriously
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2005
Super Magical Girl Papayachan! by Ayumi Ongakuzawa reviews
The fate of our world as we know it rests in her hands...we're screwed.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,539 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005
So Sorry... by Andromeda Valentine reviews
A rather sarcastic piece I wrote to blow off steam after hearing my pagan fiance's description of his awful run-in with a close-minded Christian missionary. I have no problem with Christians (I'm Wiccan), but I despise close-mindedness and thoughtless stu
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/14/2001
George W. Bush Presents: How To Tick Off A Liberal by Pouncing Fossa reviews
George W Bush, our "respected" president of the USA, presents for the very first time why some liberals go into a frothing rage at the mere sight of George. This is his personal list of ways he manages to destroy the earth, tick off liberals, and look ext
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/23/2001
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The Force Without reviews
Inspired by The RPS by Luaith . All he wants is to join a guild that will accept him. He finds it. He also gets way more than he bargained for... Chapter 5 Edited
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 3/23/2013
First: Do No Harm
The story of a group of immortals living in the 22nd century. I suck at summaries.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,281 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Complete
Tres Luna
On the world of Tres Luna, Fate has chosen a girl to be its instrument against the corruption that is destroying Magic. Driven by Fate, gifted with rare power, can one girl truly shape the future of her world? Other forces are at work while she fights. Gods, demons, monsters, all of them will clash in this story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,664 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012
Overkill
One shot. There is no kill like overkill, that is all.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Complete
Shadow and Flame reviews
*rough draft!* A short story I wrote to experiment with a character I'm building for a planned series. A young woman is attacked on the way home from the movies. Read and Review please! horrible summary, I know. Sorry!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete
Supervillain Risen reviews
Sequel to Journal of a Supervillain. Ringmaster has arrived in the supervillain world. What kind of impact will he make?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011
Journal of a Supervillain reviews
The journal of Richard Ibsen AKA Ringmaster , from his senior year in high school to his rise as a supervillain. Inspired by "The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans" by Schyzotypal X. Rated for safety.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Journal of a Supervillain Databook
The Databook for my story "Journal of a Supervillain." Written primarily for myself, but I'm uploading it anyway. Will update as needed.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,066 - Published: 7/14/2010
Tick Tock
Tick tock goes the clock... I personally think this story SUCKS but I'll upload it anyway.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Complete
Dawn reviews
Written on the fly in a bout of boredom.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Waking Nightmare reviews
Ceria is a young college student seeking the reason behind her twin sister's insanity. She stumbles across an ancient horror known as Shadow Creek... Prologue and Chapter 1 edited and resubmitted! Inspired by Silent Hill but not related to it in any way.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007
Hate reviews
Read the title. That's what the poem is about. Interested? Then read. I don't care if you leave a review or not.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Darkness Borne of Chaos' Soul reviews
A poem I wrote during a horror movie. Ignore the bad formatting. This site screwed it up
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Book One: Chosen of Fate reviews
New Dawn Trilogy: Book One. Two orphans set off on a journey that will change their lives, and the course of history...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006
Nightmare reviews
A poem I wrote after a nightmare kept me up all night.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006
Storms For lack of a better title reviews
A poem I wrote the morning after a storm.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/13/2006