http://www.fictionpress.com/~dhlorange http://www.fictionpress.com/u/497727/ http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1700064 Essays that I enjoyed reading: Constructive criticism Love is temporary insanity cured by marriage Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. Wit is educated insolence No one ever won a war by dying for his country. You win a war by making the other poor bastard die for his country! "One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny, and is likely to interfere with happiness in all kinds of ways." It requires more courage to suffer than to die." Fantastic One-Shots (removed from Favorite Stories List) 3.6 Seconds |