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Joined 05-26-06, id: 526108, Profile Updated: 05-23-11
Author has written 3 stories for Romance, and Young Adult.

About Me:

I am:

.Flighty.:.Violent.:.Barmy.

(And probably younger than you by at least three to ten years.)

Fav. Books: "Alphabet of Thorns", "Kiki Strike and the Shadow City", "Dark Lord of Derkholm", "Year of the Griffin", ALL books by Tamora Pierce, particularly "Beka Cooper: Terrier", "Trickster's Choice", "Trickster's Queen", ALL books by Terry Pratchett, "One Good Knight", Mercedes Lackey ('Elemental Masters' series), some by Nora Roberts

Fav. Music: Evanescence, "Vindicated", "Dragostea Din Tei" (O-zone), "Holler" (Spice Girls), "Gone", Green Day, Good Charlotte, Panic! at the Disco, "Shell", MCR, The Hush Sound, Lily Allen, "Ramalama", Maroon 5, "Great Escape", Daft Punk, Fallout Boy, Frou Frou, "Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too"


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BLACK CHERRY by sakurazuki reviews
Haruki Shinjo came to Tokyo with one goal: to finish college and make her parents proud. Nevermind the fact that she's a frustrated rockstar while her own cousin happens to be in a band with three other (cute) guys. When she finally gets her shot at fame, Haruki is left to decide: Does she have what it takes to become a part of the next big thing?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,487 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/22/2004
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Just A Girl by eyesofahuntress reviews
He's taller than me. He's smarter than me. He's got the entire mafia behind his back while I have bread crumbs from this morning's food fight stuck TO my back. And to top it off: he's much, much nastier. So remind me. What are my chances of winning again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,833 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/17/2003
Pathetic Obsessive Girls Anonymous by elisefey reviews
Twelve steps to dating a pop star.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2006
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Game Over by iBrandi reviews
Bianca Smith, reigning Xbox champion of Extermination Overdrive, has a problem: she's going to be a virgin forever unless she takes drastic action and sleeps with a guy at the prom.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009
Half Your Age Plus Seven by Measuremylifeincoffeespoons reviews
What was that rule again? Half your age plus seven? You can’t go below that. If I’m 18, half is 9. Crap, where's my calculator? Okay, 9 plus 7 is 16…and he is 15. 15.5! I mean, should I round up? Or not? What’s six months? That should be fine..ah, hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,003 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
Flailing by iBrandi reviews
The hot new guy at Fitchie's school is possibly plotting evil against her, the quarterback is creeping on her best friend, and everyone is trying to get her to take off her sunglasses for once. Something's got to give, and it's not going to be Fitchie.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Sunny Mr Finnigan by iBrandi reviews
Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
GooseSwan by Scribe Mozell reviews
Dmitri, a faun, wants desperately to find the mate who will give him both love, and the energy that her carnal release provides. Callie is an unloved and abused girl, but Dmitri recognizes a certain something in her...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,320 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008
Perfection is Relative by Ollie May reviews
Dallas is the perfect being. As far as she can tell, that means participating in all the cult rituals, performing miracles at regular intervals, and never doing anything that might offend anyone ever. No wonder she ran away.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Still Waters by Myrika reviews
Spin-off to TSWAQ. Nicky Blake has been head over heels for Grant Darlington since she moved to River Valley. Q's meddling gets her the man of her dreams, but she's about to learn that 'Happily Ever After' isn't quite so simple. //DISCONTINUED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Playing Cupid by ADSpencer reviews
Eros, God of Love, is one tacky individual. How do I know? Because I shot him through the chest with his own arrow. Now, he's forced to be my temporary whipping boy while I take my scorned vengeance out on my ex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,867 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/12/2006
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird reviews
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7163 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Xnay on Angerday, s'il vous plaît by Lulai reviews
June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
God, I hate the Colonies by Marinus reviews
When you're a great lord of the Empire, with whole legions of toadies at your beck and call, life is good. But when your best friend wants to jump your bones, causing you to get kicked out of your own country, things get rather nasty, rather fast. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,651 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008
K for Catcher: Rough Draft by T76G reviews
CURRENTLY UNDER REVISION. VERY ROUGH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 239,264 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
Bleh You Suck by Drallimer reviews
So there I was, standing on the front porch, in bright yellow sweat pants with frogs all over them, having a yelling match with him, the most wanted guy in school, and my little cousin comes up behind me and pantses me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,488 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007
Madrugada by Tuelumi reviews
Seventeen year old Aleda has just moved to a new country and a neighborhood. Her new home is the least of her worries, though, as she must soon come to terms with a family legacy that is centuries old.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 194,061 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Arranged by witchwriter reviews
After Lies was orphaned at 15 and taken care of by her brother and after the murder of 17 million supernaturals,the supernatural councils hold arranged marriages between each other 4 years later. little does her demon husband know of her horrible secrets.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,748 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 5/17/2006
Mr & Mrs Charming by Itazu reviews
A story of what happened after the marriage of Snow White and Prince Charming. Modeled to the movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith and set in modern day.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Kiss of Twilight: Prelude to an Evening by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Because of my mother, I've been cursed with a deformity. The only way to break it is to be afflicted with a different curse: one that involves sleeping for all eternity until awakened by love's first kiss, which will never happen with my prince charming..
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 164,726 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Quattrocentista by Nghi reviews
My calculator can do just about anything with its awesome, triple A battery lifeline! Except for protecting a little Asian Twinkie from her neighbor, of course. ...Oh, crap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,654 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006
The Dare by angels and airwaves reviews
So yeah, I was dared to, you know, freak the cute stranger out, run my fingers all over his chest and whatnot [I drew the line at licking his face]. I never thought I'd see him again, and I never expected that he had a dare to fulfill as well...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Catch You by Kendal reviews
The first time she met him, she wondered if it was possible to die of embarrassment. The second time, shame quickly turned into amusement. After that, what was left to worry about? Oh, right. Figuring out what the heck he wanted. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Ink Emotions by bangbangstartagain reviews
[OneShot] 'Rafael...' It sort of rolled off the tongue. And he had been so pretty. 'Right.' Casey looked up at the roof. 'Only YOU would call the tattoocovered, pierced, blackclothed, dreadlocked guy pretty.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Cinderfella by spinxout reviews
The plan? To score shy, mild mannered Theo a date. They didn’t know that their scheme would turn him into a heartthrob! But amidst the swarm of swooning females, can Theo find his Princess Charming in time to take her to the ball?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,179 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Mum's the Word by Right or Ryn reviews
Audrey has taken a vow of silence. No, she's not doing it for religious or philosophical reasons. In fact, she doesn't have much of a reason at all. She just doesn't feel like talking. Is that really so hard to understand?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006
Creature by Kaelefay reviews
[fantasy] He tried to teach her to be a dragon. But in the end, she was an entirely different animal.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Subtle Changes by SimplyPink reviews
Throughout their lives, Aubrianne and Brent have been stereotyped as the naive cheerleader and the quiet rebel. Yet, they have been inseparable since kindergarten. Now that they're beginning their adult lives, unexpected changes enter their friendship.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,789 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Chaos Theory by Rainbow Stevie reviews
You never sought shelter under a black and purple striped umbrella.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Janie and the Cretin by caralene reviews
Janie's had it with people putting her down. All hell broke loose when the students at Midas High, found out about her love. It was a breather when he left, but now he's back from college and everything that she worked hard to attain falls apart. FIN
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,810 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
The V word by Lulai reviews
IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Don't Panic by ZoieLark reviews
Her mom just married a random man, her step dad thinks she's a boy, her step brother's too nosy, her best friend has a secret, and she's just fallen for someone she shouldn't have fallen for...(completed)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,508 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005
Things So Hidden by Azure Volant reviews
COMPLETED...Ayla, the new girl, is sarcastic and sharp-tongued. A verbal battle in class with the popular and equally sarcastic Christian leads to friendship, love and, ultimately, something that she never wanted to happen again...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 66,142 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 9/23/2003
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The Devil You Are reviews
Behind a façade of tranquility she hid everything—the lies, the jobs, the murders—that made her her, and when it came right down to it, she was her grandfather's kid to the bone.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
West of the Moon reviews
At six years old she met him in her aunt's gardens, at twelve he disappeared. Now seventeen and cynical, the New Guy at her high school is claiming he's her imaginary friend from five years past, turning her world upside down as he shows her his.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006
Hellspawn in Gucci reviews
She was the daughter of the devil, but wanted to live her own life. And there was no way she was going to let an arrogant demon fiance (hand-picked out by "Mother dearest from Hell) get in her way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006