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Joined 06-03-06, id: 527122, Profile Updated: 10-25-10
Author has written 7 stories for Young Adult, Romance, and General.

Miscellaneous Awards/Recognitions:
- Best Love Triangle, Judges' Pick: Brian, Nora, and Louisa from In a House Full of Strangers (SKoW Round 5). Thank you, Haley.
- Best Main Character Portrayal, Judges' Pick: Justin from A Strong, Windless Place in the Sky (SKoW Round 6).
- Nominated for Le Sensational Scribbler Award (La Campanella Cycle 2).

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October 25, 2010.

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Fragment Pieces of Life's Sonnet by Mosaic Stains reviews
Most people didn't understand what a real connection was between people... She had a whole past to forget that intermingled with her present life. He was trying to escape his in a desperate need to start over. In this, they both shared common ground.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 2/5/2007
Arsenic Kisses by Cheeseraptor5 reviews
Jamie is listening to her iPod. Jamie lazily pulls the trigger. Jamie watches as the dark zombie blood drenches her body. Luckily for her, her iPod is waterproof.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,163 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 8/8/2006
The Amazing Adventures of Captain Canada by Savonarola reviews
At last a hero who is as Canadian as possible, given the circumstances. Captain Canada fights against all those who would harm Canada and Canadians.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006
Doing the Doodie Work by Loly Darko reviews
Bevin's brother is schizophrenic and her neighbor's a...what?...what the hell is that? Life gets tough when the Paranormal Police stalk her, she hangs out with the school freaks and has a haircut that makes her identical to her whackjob brother.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,847 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007
A Siren Call by elisefey reviews
A mermaid with a voice too powerful to control. An abusive father bent on using her to his own ends. A friend determined to save her. And a human man whose heart hangs in the balance... The Little Mermaid, severely twisted and retold into modern times.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 6/22/2006
Quattrocentista by Nghi reviews
My calculator can do just about anything with its awesome, triple A battery lifeline! Except for protecting a little Asian Twinkie from her neighbor, of course. ...Oh, crap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,654 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006
That Essay That Everyone Else Writes by JJSLAM2129 reviews
Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
Leap of Faith by Midnight Strike reviews
[1226 Ch3.4] It's about a band. It's about a girl in a band. It's about growing up, it's about learning, it's about music, and it's all in the name of love. Some cheat, others lie, steal, beg. When do you start to trust, and take the leap of faith?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,298 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007
Life, 8:00AM 10:00PM by Monochrome Lovers reviews
Taking rides into night.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Angry Music by blister reviews
Sometimes I listen to angry music on the bus. It puts me in a certain mood that leaves me antisocial and totally content for the rest of the day.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Caught by beti213 reviews
voyeur, sadist, lover, loss
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007
how to read poetry by no.peace.los.angeles reviews
it's an exaggerated conversation
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
The FictionPress Affair by Zure reviews
COMPLETE. A story about a girl, a story about her past, and a story about her addiction to fp. [REVISED: June.25.07]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Being Dead Makes Me Act Weird by something to prove reviews
That was the first thing I became aware of after I died, that the apartment I haunt is occupied... by a man. He is gorgegous. And he sleeps naked. [Rating to be changed to M later]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007
Under the Shade of a Black Leaf by Monochrome Lovers reviews
a dinner conversation, maybe breakfast... enjoy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Tsubasa Reverse by diamond-dust08 reviews
Nive Eventide is an exiled Silberkreuz Judge. He is the Thousandslayer, the Ice Serpent, the Snow Blade, the Accursed. But within his cold, calculating exterior is a hope for the redemption of a people fallen from grace. Reviews returned!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,140 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006
I and The Place Between by mrs.rivers reviews
Two poems that are inspired by Dawkin's book The Selfish Gene, and based on evolutionary thought. A rightbrain exploration of scientific notions. I think these will appeal to all types of readers.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2007
behind the scenes by no.peace.los.angeles reviews
in those phalanges so tight & tiny
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Contemplation by Moondog Dozier reviews
Haiku Series: Contemplation
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Much or Less by Monochrome Lovers reviews
A short story. About a woman, much or less.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Pressure Points by beti213 reviews
blue and white bloodstream can't breathe
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2007
The Prisoner of Peace by mountaineer779 reviews
In a land far, far away and a time a long time ago there were two rival nations who had been fighting for centuries. Now, in order to keep the peace and save her country a princess must marry the enemy king, the very same man she has sworn to kill.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,213 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006
Who said Romance is dead? by Brandon Byron reviews
Short fiction piece considering the effects that life has on us all. An aging couple return to a romantic scene from their past... but does it rekindle their interest in one another? Or does it provoke something more sinister?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Johnny & Mary by citrus scented reviews
Living proof that love can be found in the strangest of people.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,507 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006
The Waiting Room by BKGal-24 reviews
Complete, but removed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Complete
yours, eternally by poetic abortion reviews
and there was a little baby born blue inside you
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006
Channel Surfing by EmptynessFilled reviews
What happens when you stay up too late watching TV? Chaos...utter chaos.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006
It's Such a Fine Line by acrobia reviews
The way that leads to surrender...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2006
Precognito by nata reviews
There's a lesson to be taught here.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2006
The Autobiography of Robert L Scribner by Scribner reviews
An autobiographical, third-person narrative of the life of Robert Louis Scribner.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2006
Resurrection by Dale Christopher reviews
A haiku on life, death and rebirth in nature.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/13/2006
Strength: A short story by sketchingaCYNiC reviews
[One-Shot] Sticks and stones may break her bones, but words could make her starve herself to death.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/30/2006
Amphelice by Alankria reviews
The grasp of time always seemed to pass her by, the woman who walked in a white dress across the moors. Character sketch.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
My Mathematical Mind by Shampoo Suicide reviews
And, my god, who just bursts in on someone like that. I could've been masturbating. Trigonometry, guitars, and bringing about the apocalypse or something close to it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
Anti Poem to: Love as a Metallurgist by nine iron reviews
The item cannot be made when love is this metallurgist
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2005
Titles Are Difficult by Neon Tetra reviews
My satirical guide to writing and criticism on FictionPress. Rated PG13 for thematic elements.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2004
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World Chicken: How Snobs Happen reviews
How a nice girl becomes the hellfire cheerleader of every fat, unpopular girl's waking NIGHTMARE. Sept 23, 2008: Ch.8&9 up! Romance, drag racing, sibling... love and danger! //INCOMPLETE//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,116 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008
World Chicken: A Libertine reviews
Roman has a problem keeping his hands to himself, enjoys Mexicans, eating chicken, reading books, skipping out on work, and being your average pig. Life is life, and it leaves such a good aftertaste. //COMPLETE//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,550 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Love After reviews
Based heavily off "She's My Mom" by Rebecca Winters. A Harlequin classic. //COMPLETE//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,960 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
In a House Full of Strangers reviews
Every night, Brian climbs into bed with a girl he doesn't know, and the new housemmate, Carmichael, is cruel and promiscuous. In a house full of strangers, seven college students struggle to get to know each other. //COMPLETE//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,113 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Valediction to an Unfeeling Amanuensis: Collection reviews
Poetry. A reflection of the mind, representations of the Imagination, Reality, Truth, and Literature. Short poems, varying in subject. Enjoy. //currently a total of 4 poems//
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008
Matthew Haley reviews
Matthew spends most of his day being aloof, hanging out with Luke, Mark, and John at Bubba Burger Butt's, and reading comic books. He's sworn off girls, but he seems to be spending too much of his time helping a nerd with her geometry homework. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
A Strong, Windless Place in the Sky reviews
Justin is in college but he still rides a bike to school and lives at home with his parents. Kid can't live without stealing hats and mango packets. Necessity and boredom meet,and somewhere in between is Love, revelation, and a windless place. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,520 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
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