Zanahide bio
 Author has written 15 stories for Life, Fantasy, Essay, Humor, Mythology, Young Adult, Fable, and General. -- Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot -- Zana is a nineteen year old American girl whos loves language with a passion. She has reccently returned to writing after a bit of hitaus, and hopes her skills will improve as she continues on. She's writing this in the third person because that's how they do the author's blurb in the backs of real books. Which also means she has to mention her cat, Oscar, because apparently it's important to mention pets in the blurbs. She doesn't know why; Oscar's more of a pain in the ass than an inspiration, but whatever. Zana hopes others enjoy her writings and will stop blabbering on now, because honestly, who really reads these things anyway? Zana is currently not betaing. Except for her friends, because she loves them. |
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Scraps
All the bits and ends of stories that will probably never the see the light of day, but I just haven't the heart to delete. More for me than you, but you're welcome to look.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,078 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
Spontaneous Combustion reviews
This where I'll throw all my random rants, rambles, thoughts, ideas, lists, plots for world domination...er, basically, all the stuff I write that doesn't really belong anywhere else. Yeah. xP
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,789 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007
Pathetic Poetry reviews
On the off chance that I write a poem, I'll throw it in here. Be warned, though: poetry is so not my strong point.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006
Rising From Apathy reviews
As a remedy, or maybe punishment, for her bad attitude, Nyx goes from uncaring Angel of Death to reluctant Guardian Angel. In order to get her old job back, she has to care for a timid orphan girl and learn something from the experience. Somehow.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2007
Diary of a Psychopath reviews
Jen gets placed in the psychiatric ward at the hospital with a bunch of crazy kids. She knows she doesn't belong there, she's perfectly sane, but no seems to listen to her. She may not be crazy, but if they keep her any longer, she will be. [Hitaus]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007
The Selfish Savoir reviews
[CW] Another iffy short I wrote for class. The theme was selfishness, so I just whipped this up and went with it. xP
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/23/2007
Selene, Fairy God Person Extradinare reviews
[CW] Meet Selene. You've probably heard of her: she's the infamous fairy screwup in all those questionable fairy tales you read as a kid. If you've ever wondered why fairy tales are so impatrical or stupid at times...it's probably Selene's fault.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007
The Witch's Broken Heart reviews
A short story about a broken hearted witch and the never ending rain that her grief causes, told in the classic fairy tale way.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Complete
Surreality reviews
There's no such thing as reality, you know. People just think there is. 'Course, it's not their fault. You don't get a choice.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Sockless Susan reviews
[CW] Poor young Susan was, well, poor. So everyone made fun of her. Now she gets her revenge! dum dum duuuum! Another random short.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
A Major Blow reviews
[CW] Something I wrote for school. It's a quick read, about two girls and their chase for a renegade homework assignment, along with bad hair, bad breaks, and bad, evil dust mops...I mean dogs.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
The Sofa's Revenge reviews
Don't jump on couches, okay? They don't like that... (one-shot)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/4/2006
Know Your Gnomes reviews
Something weird I wrote. All you ever wanted to know about gnomes, and then some!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2006
Falling From Grace reviews
Nat wants his Guardian Angel gone, but she can't seem to take a hint. Rya wants her charge to be happy, but he can't seem to give it a try. However, they both learn that you can't always run-or fly-away from your problems. [oneshot]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2006
Teen Angst reviews
Because being a teenager is just such a pain.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/8/2006