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Author has written 6 stories for Young Adult, Fantasy, and Romance. ME!! Name: If you knew that, then what would be the point of a pen name? Location:Hell (or college, but they can be used interchangeably) Gender: GIRL!! Age: 18...and finally free to destroy my body with tattoos and piercings THANK-YOU FOR READING! Stories are as follows: Hate Me, You Bastard Complete Love Me, You Asshole Work in progress...but will be dropped if no one reads or reviews so... If I Were In Candyland Dropped for now Equal But Opposite Trying to work on it! Bet On Life Complete It Hurts Dropped for now OK OK OK OK...LISTEN TO THIS! You ALL need to check out work by River of Fire, particularly the story "Nolix : Uul" If you enjoy my humor, then you'll be amazed by hers. Seriously...the best stuff I've read in a LONG time involves this writing!! JUST DO IT!! |
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Nolix : Uul by River of Fire reviews
A mercenary, a wizard, a knight, and a crazy blacksmith get swept up in a tale of angels & demons, swords & sorcery, and not nearly as much sex as the blacksmith wishes there was. Cowritten by Figginofdeath.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,067 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 7/21/2006
Best Served Cold by aprilsunshine reviews
Michael, star Hollywood actor, has grown on me despite high maintenance coffee orders, unparalleled arrogance and irritating persistence. Grown on me in the fungal, cancerous kind of way love does. Not to admit I'm in love with him but... I might be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 74,234 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 10/25/2006
Thoughts Without Words by Saint Anger reviews
[MM SLASH] When Nate, a mischievous, troublesome mental patient, meets Robbie, the introverted new admit, it throws life in the ward entirely off balance. Not that there was much mental balance to begin with. [MM SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,199 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004
Sweet Music by CK Shorty reviews
[COMPLETE! EPILOGUE IS NOW UP!]We all have that song that makes us think of that special person.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,676 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Color Me Cliché by mrs.pookie reviews
[disbanded, very important an up] Grace and Ray are neighbors who've hated each other ever since a certain incident in 1st grade. now twelve years later, he's the hot jock and she's the sarcstic quiet one. Grace still hates him but is the feeling mutual?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006
Sing Me Something Soft, Sad, and Delicate by this.is.my.life reviews
Charlie is the invisible girl, trying to go unnoticed in a place she doesn't belong. She leads you on a journey into her past, starting the day she met the boy who would change her life. Incorporates band influence.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,042 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006
Jefferson Hill's Royalty by Fifi Love reviews
I feel sorry for you. You probably go to a boring high school where you've got every cliché in existance. Can't say it's the same at JH. There's always something going on because when these girls attend receiving an education has never been so exciting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2006
Good Girls Don't Play with Fire by adio kalinihta reviews
Reese was a good girl. Conscientious, effective, and thorough. Everything in her life was planned perfectly, except for a little infatuation with a certain arrogant brat named Cole Roderick. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
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Love Me, You Asshole reviews
Oh, yeah, here's the sequel So, I moved out. I tried to get away from all the drama. I even moved in with a retired, gay porno star, don't ask, who thinks he was once a pirate again, don't ask. Turns out, I just can't escape my past and one guy from it
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 4/1/2007
Equal but Opposite reviews
So she was this girl. Her name was Jamie. She was 16 years old and lived in Northington. So he was this boy. His name was Adam. He was a vampire of X amount of years who lived in another dimension...wait...WHAT THE F!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006
Hate Me, You Bastard reviews
You could say it's the typical romance story. The unpopular girl and the funny, hot guy. Though we meet each other under some weird conditions, it's worth something. So if he's Mister Right, why are things going so wrong?..abuse, swears, maybe sex LATER..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,648 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
It Hurts reviews
Maybe we were never meant to be anything more than friends. I mean...you are my best friend after all. That's unheard of. Every other girl in school likes you. true story based on me and my best friend, I try to return reviews
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006
If I Were In Candy Land reviews
(Spin off of Jumanji thing) Well, what if you were sucked into not Jumanji, but Candy Land. Let the craziness of this loud, outspoken girl and her two brothers ensue. I return reviews, this has a plot, I swear! Rating changed b/c of language
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,316 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006
Bet on Life reviews
Based on something that happened to me. You shouldn't bet on someone's life when you don't know how high the stakes are. Surprising end...R&R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete