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Joined 06-11-06, id: 528101, Profile Updated: 07-08-10
Author has written 12 stories for Fantasy, Romance, Religion, Essay, Supernatural, and General.

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About Me

If there is one thing you should know about me, it's that I like to try different things with my writing. Some stuff is cheesey fluff (Island Olivier) and some stuff is serious drama (In So Many Words) and some stuff is experimental fantasy (A Siren Call). Don't let the summaries fool you: I never write the same story twice.

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Hiding Blood by GrannyP reviews
A secret pregnancy. The unknown father. The real mother. A girl grows up to discover the truth about who she is. A short story in four parts. Inspired by actual events.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
The EllieFin in the Cupboard by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
I Blame the Llamas by Venus Smurf1 reviews
I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if it is real, Christian is SO gonna be some type of fungus in the next life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,957 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 8/13/2007
French Kisses by Jerk-me-around reviews
It's the typical story. The best friend runs in, steals the girl, and leaves the jerk at the altar. Just like the movies, huh? The only problem for Derek Fisher, and his best friend Eleanor French, is that I'm not your average jerk. I want my woman back.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
Shadow Kiss by Cailin O'Keefe reviews
My heart stopped. The air flew from my lungs. And my eyes were opened. Because there he was. My brain lagged; wouldn't compute what I was seeing; what exactly I was looking at. But then my heart throbbed hard, powerfully, telling my head: Everything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,275 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
For Your Sake by Danielle Night reviews
Once Rosalind and Vincent had been very good friends, but now it seems as if he despises her. Well no matter, Rosalind's friend fancies him and she is determined to see Christina get her wish. Now if only the girl would cease running off!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,405 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Off the Page by JD Allen reviews
Casey's found her perfect man: the hero of her popular novels, who she created to be her match. When her love becomes an obsession, she does everything in her power to make him exist and, soon, he does. But can she keep a creation in reality? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Post Its by Chelseamuffin reviews
I don’t like most love stories. None of them are really real, you know? And they just don’t make as much sense to me as Mamie and Papi’s does. They said everything in post-its.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Keep Your Coat On by Pinkamoo reviews
“You're spying on me.” He says, once more with that flat, no-nonsense tone. I blink up at him and go to laugh off the accusation when he holds up a hand. “You were, behind that tree right there. Why?” for the RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY ONESHOTS CONTEST
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Short Obsession by Broken Typewriter reviews
Forget the tall, dark and handsome stereotype. The guy I want is short-ish, dimpled and adorable. He's my 'short' obsession. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
james nathan, i have something to say by Dot Cubed reviews
James Nathan broke her heart. In all honesty, Gracie probably should have seen this one coming. -TAKEN DOWN FOR EDITING-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
A Love Letter To You by The Rocket Scientist reviews
A letter of a fan to the superstar that she has fallen in love with.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
The Streetlights' Orange Glow by incandescente reviews
Inconsequential run-on sentences, really. Then again, those were the basis of our friendship.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Lucas by freakyAngel reviews
As the present World Order was established, so it will fall. Now that it has, Lucas comes by his master's word. What good comes of a destined ending... of death? ONESHOT.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Samera reviews
One-Shot. Then I heard, “...Was that a good groan or a bad groan?” And I remembered who I was with and threw my head back to glance at the sky and mouth 'Why me.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Heart on Ice by Laura Schiller reviews
Cherry loved figure skating more than anything, and was always too busy to socialize. However once she meets Sky, the psychic poet in the black coat, she realizes what she's been missing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Quiet Chaos by Chuggur reviews
I live in a labor camp. I make bricks. Every day. I hate it. So I'm going to leave today. Problem is, I think the guy with the whip might be madly in love with me. Awkward. Very awkward.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,902 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007
Tea and Cookies with a Saint by Laura Schiller reviews
An interview with Saint Nicholas of Myra, aka Santa Claus, talking about his life, his changing image, and the true meaning of Christmas. Christian themes.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Green Peppers and Sausage by something to prove reviews
Sometimes love is like a pizza... sort of... [oneshot entirely in dialogue, rated for language]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
How to Write a Review by Burnt Bread reviews
Story in process of being rewritten. Part 1 is complete.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005
The Art of Breaking Up by effection reviews
How to break up with a female. From a boy's perspective. [oneshot]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
The Fairytale That Never Was by Kinna reviews
Charma had dealt with a variety of curses and damsels in distress. She thought she knew the formula of rescue inside and out, until she stumbled into this backwards fairytale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2007
Because She Hated Phones by When Nudity Ruled The World reviews
She never knew detention initiation began with a kiss... [one–shot][relocated]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Spontaneity by rain-walker reviews
Kissing a stranger on the subway may not have been my most brilliant idea, but he wasn’t supposed to keep turning up… Oneshot ... skow nominated
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Complete
When Lockers Break by shairimean reviews
[Because when lockers break only good things happen] Its called the Domino Effect, a chain of strange events, a plan of destiny. Where one thing inevitably leads to another without you even realising what caused it all. [Fate] In other words, its cliche.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2007
City 2006 by pixy-dizzy reviews
And here she found something more than what she knew. Based ish on real life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Black Coffee by Aeryn's Last reviews
I turn away from those who had once been closest to me and, while polite admissions of keeping in touch weave insincere patterns around my tongue, my inner self thanks every deity that I will never see them again.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/30/2006
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
Tabby Cat by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE It is not acceptable for a proper young miss to Aenter a tavern, Bnot wear mourning colours when in mourning and Ckiss a man she's not related to. But then, fate usually has the upper hand over propriety.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,074 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
The Unused Key by Raven Watson reviews
a short about a girl with a broken heart. found it on my hard drive and liked it. so here ya go.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2006
Now or Never by Liz Inc reviews
[One-Shot] What in the world could have possibly compelled her to jump out of bed at 1 in the morning and run, 2 miles, in the freezing cold, to her best bud’s apartment? Well, to be honest…Katie’s hoping to figure that out before she gets there.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,958 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2006
The Woes of a Hero by The Storyteller's Seer reviews
For exsorcerer, legendary knight, occasional advicegiver to the king, Dorian, life as a hero was not all it was cracked up to be a frustratingly humorous one shot
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
My Girlfriend's Dead by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
It's hard having to get over the love of your life leaving you for another guy, which is why Tyler just tells every girl he meets of his mysteriously dead ex-girlfriend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2006
The Lesson by Irony Illuminator reviews
It takes a great deal to convince the greatest skeptic... ONESHOT
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
What she should have said but didn't know by Plinky reviews
Not quite poetry, not quite fiction. Not quite anything. Just a random idea that popped into my head one evening. 'and s(he saw him and )he was beautiful, like a drowning angel, she says'
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/3/2006
Guide For Fictionpress Reviews by ColorCrayons reviews
This is Mack from Clodhopper. My cousin and I have been asked a few times how we get so many reviews. This is our response. I hope it helps!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2005
Disarming by JR Black reviews
"It will appear to be an ordinary blind date...We've made the initial contact, and arranged a meeting. You won't be allowed to wear a wire.- "I'm meeting with a known killer"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2005
Summer of the Japanese Beetles by Adora Akai reviews
warning: story is a hard read. not only written in stream of consciousness, has twist at the end that changes everything you thought you knew. emile is so lonely that she lets audy think she's gay, just so someone will love her. review me, i review you
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2004
Cries for help by cherryflavoredgrape reviews
The difficulties and trials of being a christian...please r/r, thank you!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2004
In Sickness and In Health by treadondreams reviews
A heartfelt speech to a husband.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/20/2003
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Pathetic Obsessive Girls Anonymous reviews
Twelve steps to dating a pop star.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2006
And I shine so bright that you hate me reviews
It's not my fault that you're photosensitive. experimental writing
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Love is Trust, Do I Believe? reviews
Poetry for when I'm just being a whimp. The last line needs work, feel free to comment on it.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
The Aviator's Toast reviews
Here's to the right answer to the big question. oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
The Munchli reviews
I came here because I was running away, looking to forget. But everything finds a way to haunt you if you let it... oneshot, skow challenge response
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
A Siren Call reviews
A mermaid with a voice too powerful to control. An abusive father bent on using her to his own ends. A friend determined to save her. And a human man whose heart hangs in the balance... The Little Mermaid, severely twisted and retold into modern times.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 6/22/2006
In So Many Words reviews
When Jae agreed to it, he knew that granting Claire’s dying wish to dance with him on stage would be good for his public image. What he didn’t know was that meeting her would mean falling for her...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,497 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
The Fifth Dimension reviews
She can see things no one else can. Touch things no one else feels. Fight things no one else wants to comprehend. In a war most don't even realize they're fighting, she is one of those few warriors who sees all too clearly... [title under construction]
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 4/19/2007
Island Olivier reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Out of Israel reviews
A collection of poems I wrote just before, during, and after my visit to Israel in 2002. Much of this is very spiritual in nature and contains Christian themes, so do not read if you find Christianity offensive. It is not my intention to offend anyone.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Tips for Writing Useful Reviews reviews
A barebones guide to writing an insightful and thorough critique.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2006
Time Candle reviews
There is a darkness outside the living world where Time resides and a young woman faces the consequences of a youthful mistake.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
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