nohemlockforsocrates
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Joined 06-14-06, id: 528535
Author has written 81 stories for Humor, Haiku, General, Love, Life, Friendship, Humor, Song, Nature, Family, School, Play, and Politics.

Dear reader, my writing is flawed.

You must take the good with the bad, the astute with the stupid.

And I hope you enjoy reading my work as much as I enjoyed writing it.

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Monkey reviews
An orangutan is not a monkey! Rated mature for the fbomb
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006
The Psychology of Drugs and the Mind
Do you like the title? Maybe you'll like the poem too...
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 11/22/2006
Sanskrit reviews
It's rather purple, with some slight blue shading around the u's and a very metallic aura eminating from the word Sanskrit
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
alex alexandra
It's just a question...so what if it will bother me for the rest of my life?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Love from an Outsider's Perspective
Love is a science, and it works well in iambic pentameter. [If I were any good at iambic pentameter]
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Published: 11/22/2006
Bar Dialogues
Slightly ludicrous...[The question is, what's the key word?]
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
O! Light reviews
O! To Have Light. To...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Dance with Me, Darling
My friend gave me her libido as a birthday present. I don't know how it happened.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
INCOHERENCY
Smoke the weed of inconsistency...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
To My Smart Sweetheart reviews
A bit of mathematical nonsense I wrote for M.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2006
The Gossip Train reviews
Gossip is annoying. The poem is meant to be read while speeding up each line.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006
Used Poem
My first ever poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Published: 6/28/2006
Mirage reviews
From the illusion of waves on a hot day
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006
Little Town reviews
A little poem for a little town
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006
Word Pictures
The poem is almost purely visual. If it does not make sense, e-mail me for a hard copy.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Published: 6/28/2006
Vertigo reviews
When you've loved someone for so long, but your love still goes unnoticed.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2006
Why reviews
A cyclical poem, where the verse goes on into infinity
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/26/2006
Teen Angst reviews
Where do all the stereotypes come from?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006
A Walk in the Park on a Sunny Afternoon reviews
Ducks in the city.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006
The Middle East reviews
My mind wanders a little bit...and this is where it goes.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006
The Button reviews
The president faces a choice: does he push the button or does he not push the button?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006
World of 100 IQ reviews
Highly pretentious
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006
What is Friendship
Old friends slowly drift apart
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006
Watching God reviews
This is supposed to be a spiritual, and the music is written out.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006
Walking Song
I am usually walking in my head.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Published: 6/24/2006
when i say reviews
Confidence and timidity
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006
Understanding in Three Parts reviews
The point of understanding
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006
The Storm Passes By
I have a lot of faith in my friends.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006
Time for Beatings!
When frustration takes hold...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Published: 6/24/2006
The Sickness
Even I don't get it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 6/24/2006
The Miscellaneous A
When soup became souap.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006
The Last Poem
...Or so I thought.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Published: 6/24/2006
The Last Battle
In the same mold as "A Soldier Sees Heaven"
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Published: 6/24/2006
The Hanging of a Grey Plastic Figure
English Class
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Published: 6/24/2006
The Great Thought Factory
Picture the gears in your head as they turn to the rhythym of the poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Published: 6/24/2006
The Little Blue Thing that Resides under the Choir
I know there is a little blue thing living under the choir room piano...just because I'm the only one who has seen it...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Published: 6/24/2006
The Ballad of a Forgotten Genius
The lockers in my school are red.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Published: 6/24/2006
Tasty, Right?
Social commentary at its weirdest.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Published: 6/24/2006
Stone
About a stone
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Published: 6/24/2006
So Passes Henry
Henry is a good friend, but for how long?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Published: 6/24/2006
Pencil reviews
I have a writing disease
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006
Passport to Flight 42
Will you make it on time?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Published: 6/24/2006
On a Street Corner at Night
For those who feel deserted
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Published: 6/24/2006
Oh Child
For certain people in my class
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Published: 6/24/2006
Ode to Jessie
An ode to Jessie: a poem for a picture
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 6/24/2006
My Friend and I reviews
About the same friend who needs to "Analyze That"
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006
Meeting with Myself
If I met myself, would I like me?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Published: 6/24/2006
May 17th
My description of a concert [A little bit of URB. CIT]
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Published: 6/24/2006
Lost
My journey from M into Darkness
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Published: 6/24/2006
Looking in the Spanish Room
As I walked down the hallway, I always snuck a peek into a particular classroom.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Published: 6/24/2006
Inspired and Wired reviews
I was shocked like an electric bullet.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006
M
M talks about M.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Published: 6/24/2006
Minimalist Poetry
In the hallway alone
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Published: 6/24/2006
Impenetrable Man
Talking to M. is like pounding on a brick wall.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 6/24/2006
I Love You
For M.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Published: 6/24/2006
Guinevere
What is it like to be shot down by people you thought were your friends in the middle of a conversation?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Published: 6/24/2006
Grandpa reviews
For my grandfather...a few seconds too late.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006
Forget
If only I could forget my dearest M.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 6/24/2006
Keeping The Flies Away
What friends can do for you...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Published: 6/24/2006
Emotion
A brief glimpse into life at the beach
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Published: 6/24/2006
Ego Poem
If only I were as great as I make myself out to be.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Published: 6/24/2006
Diaspora Town
How can something so dirty stand next to something so perfect?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 6/24/2006
High School reviews
A rather silly attempt at a rap
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006
Come
A wandering minstrel he is, oh yes.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Published: 6/24/2006
Cloud Pictures
Staring up at the sky on my roof, strange things appear in the clouds.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Published: 6/24/2006
Burn
Oh the pettiness of suburban life...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Published: 6/24/2006
Black Cherry Soda Incident reviews
Never allow a friend to drink near your precious poetry.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006
At Night
A little infusion of Charles Simic...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 6/24/2006
Analyze That
About a friend, who should probably analyze it.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Published: 6/24/2006
A Word to the Wise
The brightest star...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 6/24/2006
A Stargazer Looks At Earth
Love is brutal, even when it's only a crush.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Published: 6/24/2006
A Soldier Sees Heaven
A little bit pretentious, but that never hurt anyone
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Published: 6/24/2006
I Know reviews
A poem in a different mold
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006
AI
Why robots should never be given the ability to wonder
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Published: 6/24/2006
Age
I hope I never get old.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Published: 6/24/2006
I Fall In Love Too Easily
A Tony Bennet song, dedicated to a certain M.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006
Lighe Blue Funk
When people say "I've got the blues" they fail to specify what shade.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Published: 6/24/2006
Something
Just a little Something
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Published: 6/24/2006
URBAN CITYSCAPE
The city and jazz
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006
Haiku reviews
Appropriately, a few haikus
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006
A Short Story
It summarizes itself.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Published: 6/24/2006