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Joined 06-15-06, id: 528682, Profile Updated: 11-24-09
Author has written 7 stories for Romance, Humor, Life, Friendship, Supernatural, and Horror.

I'm FusionGig.

I like writing random stories, so I don't really have a theme except that there is usually romance.

I'm 5'7'' with short brown hair.

Foamy The Squirrel is my favorite cartoon character because he is very angry, though I agree with most of his views.

My favorite color is green.

I can touch the ground without bending my knees.

I hate seaweed.

I like the taste of sushi but I can't eat it because of the funny texture that makes me want to vomit.

One day I will own a rotwieler named Leonardo and a snake named Henry.And learn how to spell rotweiler.

I will have my very own apartment with no one else to clutter it up with their stuff also I will be a penguin and a mermaid.

My favorite quote it 'If a man hits you once, hit him back. If he hits you a second time, shoot him in the balls.'

I like to dance, once I had the dream of being a professional ballerina but I gave that up to become a doctor.

I enjoy being sarcastic even if no one else likes it.

Sometimes I just like making people really mad.

I love the Phantom of the Opera.

I like singing really loud in the shower.

My alarm clock is obnoxiously loud.

I sleep like a rock, seriously if a bomb went off I probably wouldn't even wake up.

I hate not knowing the time.

I really hate science and math but that's all I seem to take.

I can play several different instruments, the saxophones, flute, clarinet, bass guitar, and piano.

I tried to learn the french horn but I failed miserably at that.

I'm really really scared of zombies and sheep.

I want to own a pigmy goat or one of those goats that you scare and they fall over.

Songs like 'You Touch My Tra La La' or 'Boom Boom Boom Boom, I Want You In My Room.' make me very happy.

I hate when people just keep talking even though you obviously really want them to shut up.

I swear too much.

I act really arrogant just to be annoying.

I get bored easily.

I hate people who are just sour to be sour.

My favorite number is two.

If I had my way no one would ever talk to me... ever.

I like feeling short.

And now I think I'm going to play tic-tac-toe with myself. I shall win!

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The Ass in Assassination by Faedora reviews
She was sent to kill him. He was supposed to die upon their first meeting. Too bad he had inherited the cat's nine lives. Now he's blackmailing her and she finds herself falling for a guy who hates her guts. True love has never been so complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,395 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 7/19/2006
Relief and Anger by cheeseboi reviews
[SLASH] 'I looked at him and saw something that flickered past his eyes and left me feeling utterly confused, but with a strange sensation of excitement. He gasped and looked away...' Love is a confusing affair. Oneshot. MM. Yaoi. Shonenai.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Lemon Deuce by Sefi reviews
Seeing his friend dead upon a floor, Keiran has become a resentful, cold loner without a care for anyone. But what should happen when his bouncy new roommate Morgan is actually a girl crossdressing as a boy? Can she make Keiran even remotely human again?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,639 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006
Fate by tipping ivy reviews
Now that I was gay, going to my brother's Jewish wedding with a skinny Irish boy didn't sound like such a good idea. Unfortunately for me, Reid had other plans.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 6/22/2005
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Titles Are Difficult by Neon Tetra reviews
My satirical guide to writing and criticism on FictionPress. Rated PG13 for thematic elements.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2004
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The Devil's In The Details reviews
A horror story about the future of our prison system. Graphic violence.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010
See No Evil reviews
About a guy I know from high school
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
The West Was Never Won By Bach reviews
Vampire story, not any of this Twilight nonsense though.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,583 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009
CrossDressing Only Leads To Confusion reviews
Ben and Jennifer aren't really twins, in fact they are the same person. Jennifer has a theory that all people really have two personalities, a male and a female.To accomendate these personalities she dresses to fit the gender role,only she makes a mistake
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,558 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Ailments For The Boy reviews
So I wrote this when I was really mad at my ex who dumped me like a year ago but still treats me like I'm worthless even though I did pretty much nothing the whole relationship and after the fact as well. I like it.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
When I Become A Cheerleader reviews
This is basically an insulting stereotypical oneshot that I made up. This does not reflect my views on cheerleaders, I was just bored. Get over it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
The Freak And The Jock reviews
When James Watts suddenly starts talking to the very antisocial Emily Horsen rumors start to fly and the most popular girl in school gets involved. Too bad she's James's girlfriend. Languagereferrences to Jesus Fini
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,901 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete