OMG HIYA PEOPLES!!!!!!!! *frantic waving* Hi, you can call me Trouble or Flux! I AM AN AUTHOR!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!! And I can prove it cause I already started my one funkeh story thing "Merling". SEE!!! SEE!!! IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE, OMG!!! *points frantically downward* AND also cause it's COPYRIGHTED TO ME OMFG!!!!!!!!! Click on it, CLICK ON IT!!!!!!!!!! BWAHHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Right, right, right, um, soooooooooo...likes and dislikes!!! Yeah yeah yeah! Okaaaaaaayyy...

FOR ANY WHO HAVE TRIED TO REACH ME BY E-MAIL, THE E-MAIL ADDRESS YOU SEE IS A FALSE ONE INVENTED FOR SECURITY MEASURES. ALL ATTEMPTS TO CONTACT ME THAT WAY WILL FAIL.

Real E-mail:

fooble@ (see lookup Kogurae)

Merling has returned to temporary dormancy. I don't know when it will wake up again, but I'm pretty sure it will. Also, More That You See... isn't going to be continued. Thank you.

Am putting up new story! Yay. I haven't really decided on the title
yet;this one is temporary. I am open for suggestions. It will be up in
a few minutes. Also, this first chapter is in much major progress, so
keep checking back for updates. Tank you!

Likes:

Cats

Dogs

Most animals

Lion Tamarins

Anime

Writing

Reading

Drawing

My imagined (you know, my charries and stuff and everyting)

Uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm...OH! Oh! Embraces of Funkeh Ninjitsu!! Yes!

Persnickety

Turkish Van

Main Coons

Oreos

Maned Wolves

pneumonaltramiscroscopicsilicovalcanocaconiosis (You HAVE to love that word, OMG!!!)

TINY PLAID NINJAS!!!!!!!!!

CHOCOLATE OMG...*pant pant*

Pizza...cheese, sausage, bacon...

BACONBACONBACONBACONBACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most fantasy stuff...

Authors who have boy fairies in their stories (OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ADDING VARIETY TO MY TINY WORLD OF FANTASY AND NINJITSU!!!!!!!!!!!)

People who are willing to go along with my insanity

being insane

KITTIES OMFG!!!!!!!!!

NUMA NUMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cute Romanian guys

Warriors: By Erin Hunter. Also, Warriors: The New Prophecy

Gaurdians of Ga'Hoole

Eragon

Eldest

Maximum Ride

Zeke- Okay, don't you think that's enough for now?

Flux-NEVER!!!!!!!!!

Zeke- Well, you could at least start on the dislikes.

Flux-...NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zeke- Oh Guards, did you have a chocolate bunny after ten o'clock last night?

Flux- *many eye twitchings and maniacal cacklings* Oh-ho-ho, my dear fey-boy, I had three-hee-hee....

Zeke-O.O ... I think I'm going to run away now...

Oh, and just to warn you, my stories have a most annoying tendency to "peter out" and are often "reborn" in another form. And the boy charries are often just about the same, or at least in looks and names. Just to warn you.

Ahem. Bestest-est-est friends:

Phantomzebra!!!!!!!!

Allied units:

Phil (haha, you don't know who he is!)

Eric (You don't know him either!)

Frye (You don't WANT to know him!)

Ppls who reviewed: (Not another category, but a sub-cat)

Rutoh-Chan (author on fictionpress. First real reviewer! Love ya, Rutoh!!)

GryphonFledglingOfSilverWings (Another author who reviewed! Much thankies, Gryphon! Love ya too! WHOOT!)

Elisefey

gryphonsshadow (an anonymous)

Lccorp2 (Thank you so much for the criticism! (but work on politeness))

Nurgette

Tangible Fallacy

Empath89

Anywien Tir'ein

Kaldaka

Thankees much all of you!!!!!!! I live on reviews, so if you want a story to stay alive, review much often on it!!!!!!

Dislikes:

PERVS that DARE take advantage of the female gender

Being disrespected for being a female

The word "Sexy" and all related titles and subjects

Jerks like Roddy (Read my story to find out what the heck I am talking about)

Cuss words and cussing

Racists

Specists (O.0)

Stereotypers

People who are stereotypical

Obnoxious ppls

Monkeys. Monkeys die. Yay monkeys die die die all of them. Bwaha.

People who talk in chatspeak WAAAAYYY too often

my stories that I have destroyed and burned and crushed and obliterated because they went sour and died...

cheese

pie

Spongebob squarepants

those pervs at my school

CHAPTA 4 OF WGLT IS UP, PEEP-PO!!!!!!!!! *cough* um, I mean, uh, chapter four of my story is up. READ AND REVIEW, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

Quotes

Writing is a beach on the ocean shore of an author's mind. The Tide of Inspiration will come in, and may reach old tidepools and pour in, filling them with new ideas, and the author of that sea will work on the story of that tidepool until the Tide flows out and the pool dries up. Or, the Tide may create a new pool, and the author will begin on that story. We authors have all experienced the ebbs and flows and know we cannot control this Tide, merely flow with it and hope for the best. ~Troubled Flux

I'm dysfunctional. I function to dys you. ~Troubled Flux

"...the slightest twitch of a hair on your arm which automatically makes you absolutely certain there are bloodthirsty venemous spiders crawling over your body and that you will die if you do not sit up screaming and flick the light on and spaz out instantly." ~Koroon Horoshae, Zone.

~"And it didn't occur to you to hit the hay around, maybe say, midnight?"

"Are you kidding? Why would we do that? What, would you like have done that or something?"

"Yes, Koroon. Yes I would have." ~Angel Mal and Koroon Horoshae, Zone.

"Sorry, but you looked like you were having so much fun. I didn't have the heart to take you away from your last sole enjoyment in our shadowy life."~Koroon Horoshae, Zone.

"I like those words. Those were good words. Keep speaking these words to me."~Angel Mal, Zone.

"Are you emo again?"~Angel Mal, Zone.

"Encourage her? She doesn't need it! Look at her face! She's infatuated." ~Koroon Horoshae, Zone.

Special people need special doctors! *insane giggle*~Troubled Flux, on the subject of her good friend Dr. Mark, professional psychiatrist...

~"So tell me, child...Are you ready to see your future?"

"Um, no, not really."~Madame Jurine and Koroon Horoshae, Zone.

Every time you look in a mirror, the face of your torturer stares back at you. ~Troubled Flux (Wow...angsty morbid quote. No idea where that one came from...)

Story Summaries:

UEF:V911

Takes place in the distant future, in a time of sick inhumane experiments that use humans as the test subjects. Seven years after the UEF (Underground Experimentation Facility) has fallen. Most stories have a mysterious character that attracts the reader. This story is from his point of view. While he gives no sign of it, he is barely surviving this new life outside of the Facility, even after seven years. The main problem is he has a lot of difficulty sustaining his body's needs-food, water, etc. However, you'd never be able to an assassin, he is paid to kill. But when he visits the house of the one who just hired him for his latest assignment, he makes an unexpected acquaintence. She is different from other humans, he can sense. Because of the complications his recent assignment poses, he and her, and a few of her friends, end up working together in order to "take care of" the target. As he spends time with her, he becomes more and more aware of what UEF took from him before he ever had it: friends, family, home, a place to belong. And after the mission fails (the first time at least) he slowly becomes more and more aware that somehow, she is offering these things to him. Will he accept it? Or has he been scarred too many times, inside and out? And what is so familiar about those piercing blue eyes of hers and the way she looks at him?

Zone:

Koroon Horoshae, Koro for short, is your average everyday fifteen year-old ninth grader. Who's just a little bit odd. Pretty weird. Completely insane, actually. She has weird interests, like ancient books, calligraphy when she feels like it, Indian-style art, dragons, drawing and writing about her made-up world of made-up people and made-up creatures. So anyways, besides being completely insane, along with her friends, she's really as normal as you and...well, I'm not normal. But you get it. So Koroon's an average everyday kid. Who lives 87 years in the future. (Year may change.) And has an older eighteen-year old brother who's a siborg. And who has weird visions she calls "zones". And who is living in the year right after UEF was taken down (see above summary for details on UEF). And...well, basically, she's about to make some very strange friends. Friends that are quite strange indeed...

Also, RandoMania, thank you for your review! Yes, I am aware of the annoyingly long parts in which Koro is talking to the reader too much. But hey, I'm only !# years old! Gimme a break...Also, the owner of the Model 8-49 Siborkinetic Dragon parked out front...Your lights are on. Please take care of this matter ASAP.

That is all. Thank you...