Miss. Paradox
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Joined 06-21-06, id: 529571, Profile Updated: 09-07-08

Hello there everyone!

So, welcome to my little old profile. There's really nothing interesting to be found here but read on if you feel like it.

First off: many thanks to all you cool people who read and review. You rock my world. Seriously, you all deserve a golden star or something. However, because of obvious limitations, you get virtual ones instead. Wicked.

Okay, second off: A little note about my stories. I'm so horrible at updating them. Seriously. I should be shot or something for how bad about it I am. However, I'm just here to tell you that I do plan on finishing my stories. It'll just take a long while getting there so, if it's not too much to ask, just be patient. We'll all get there eventually, haha.

Thirdly: Ummm...Yeah, I don't really know what to put here. It just sounded kind of lame to leave at two...sooo...Um...a little bit about me, maybe? Okay, so my real name's Avery. I live somewhere you will never find out and am 15. My many random interests range from being a piggy-back whore to my delightfully awesome friends, music to reading, violin to writing, and so on. I have the bad habit of writing too many stories at once and you'll always find a bit of my own personality in one of my characters.

My stories: I have, for now, decided to delete them off of here. The fact of the matter is, what with posting them on here I become concerned with making them perfect the first time around and as we all know, that gets us no where. That said, I'm taking them off so I can just write without having to worry about other's reactions. Who knows? Perhaps once I get farther along, I'll post them back up. But, for the time being, they shall remain gone. I'm sorry but there's not much to do about it. I'm sure you can understand my position.

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Mafias are Good at Keeping Secrets by stephy151 reviews
Emma, oblivious to her father's mafia, is kidnapped by Andrew, whom just happens to be the son of the rival mafia's leader. He also just happens to be incredibly gorgeous, sexy, and the person who holds her life and possibly her heart in his hands.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Sanguine by annamikura reviews
She was the girl who could never be bought, and he was the guy who never took no for an answer. When a high school girl becomes a witness to a murder, she is offered a bargain that changes her life forever. (HIATUS)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,576 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 6/12/2003
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Ledger School For Deficient Teenagers: The Larks by aGirlinPort reviews
A girl is sent to a boarding school for troubled teens where she is forced to make friends with the people around her, who end up affecting her in ways that she never thought possible.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 119,677 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
Sweet Revenge by Sonadora104 reviews
It was the perfect opportunity, the enemy's daughter in his house. He just never thought that seeking revenge, he would find love. Removed for editing - Sorry!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
The Deal with Satan's Son by aerogirl401 reviews
Lark is in love with her best friend Brent, but is constantly annoyed by his older stepbrother Duncan. Duncan makes a bet with Lark to show her that Brent doesn't love her. Romance and tension ensue as Lark learns what being in love actually means.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,299 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Facades by chibiwriter reviews
Complete! Slash West likes his twin sister's best friend, who happens to be a guy, who happens to hate ? him. So his best friend and his twin sister decide to set them up. What are they thinking? Even they're not too sure.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,216 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
It's Not Normal To Have An OBSESSIVE Stalker by NeverTrustFate reviews
Jen has never had the greatest life. In fact, it's been miserable since day 1. All that she really wants to do is pass highschool, but that's pretty hard to do when the new student is obsessed with you. Brent Carriere, school hottie, Jen's worst nightmare
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,753 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007
An Old Family Friend by lil.miss.sammi reviews
OK, I admit it. I'm in love with him... my Mum's best friend's son! Bad right? Worse. He's come to stay at my house for an entire month! And it doesn't help that he's an arrogant ass or the fact that my stepsister wants him too... Save me? R&R please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,742 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Nicole's Stupid Diary by LaraineGlass reviews
Nicole's in love with her best friend's boyfriend. She has never told anyone about her feelings, except her diary. Unfortunately, the most arrogant, not to mention the most popular boy at her school gets his hands on it. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,744 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Night Storm by Tears of My Heart reviews
It was storming the night fate ruined my life. Wait and you'll see me, Connelly High's bad ass black wearing chick from hell crying her eyes out into her pillow. Why, you ask? Because my best friend stabbed me in the back and broke my freaking heart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,878 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
The Dare by angels and airwaves reviews
So yeah, I was dared to, you know, freak the cute stranger out, run my fingers all over his chest and whatnot [I drew the line at licking his face]. I never thought I'd see him again, and I never expected that he had a dare to fulfill as well...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
The Not So Celibate Life by a.s. bygones reviews
Gabriel Bancroft never expected to become a male prostitute. But then, he never thought that he'd be kicked out. And really, is it too much to ask that he not meet his former customers everywhere? SLASH. Now complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
W is for WHAT? by Lulai reviews
Marla needs no one. But when she rescues someone who needs her, will she have the strength to fight for not only his sanity, but his very soul? twenty and done!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,781 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Behind Broken Windows by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
What’s a guy to do when a stubborn, sexy, and somewhat clueless angel and his crossdressing accomplice crash quite literally into his life? [ Yaoi, MM slash, etc ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,740 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Broken by lady-lynn08 reviews
COMPLETE When Heather's cliched romance with bad boy Ryan turns bad, will he be able to win her back? Or will she choose reformed Will who saved her when no one else would? More importanly, who will save her from the new danger she doesn't want to see?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 81,017 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
My Shadow and Me by sporkess reviews
Daniel's got a got a new life: new college, four new friends, and an aversion for mirrors. All he wants to do is forget about his family, his ex, and his less than pleasant history. But he can't keep running forever, and his past is catching up. MM SLASH
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,950 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Uncharmed by Lauren DM Smith reviews
Formerly What Kind of Charm. A chance encounter at a party changes Ella's life forever. Now she finds herself caught up in a world she knew nothing about all because of the irritating vampire Alex and his refusal to go away and leave her alone. Complete.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 103,834 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
The Sandman's Kiss by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Alek lives for the oblivion that sleep brings—and each day he drags himself through a life of abuse. What is a boy to do when he discovers he has unwittingly earned the attention of a charismatic walking myth: the Sandman? [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,842 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Evan by bahlovkarizma reviews
Evan is in an abusive relationship. Three years ago his ex walked out of his life, leaving him to his now abussive boyfriend Chris, what happens when Adam walks back into his life (psst better than it sounds). Warning M/M, yaoi
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,333 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005
Act III by Asenka.N.Chernyaeva reviews
[Slash, completed, under revision] Two boys. The first, Max Kennedy: Soccer forward and elite college socialite. The second, Eddie Calhoun: Band nerd. It will be a battle of the wills and the pills, and it will change their lives forever. Look out!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,770 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
Mascara by American Schokolade reviews
slash The end of my three year relationship changes my life more than I ever thought it would, and I am hardly pleased when I find myself the plaything of two bickering gay guys, especially when one of the guys' sexy friend agrees to pick on me. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,418 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Going Native by d'Neronique reviews
mm The school Republican finds himself in love with the school Lesbian. In an attempt to woo her, he joins the GSA and makes a few unexpected friends along the way. FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,432 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Welcome To My Life by SarryMatts reviews
Jared Jones is Hollywood's hottest teen star but any celebrity can only take too much. When Jared takes a break to be a normal teenager he discovers that balancing two different lives is harder than life in the headlines SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,743 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Complete
Our Midnight Playground by Larentia reviews
COMPLETE! He accelerated on the popularity bar, leaving her behind. After years, their eyes were connecting in the hall, bringing past memories wanting to be forgotten. Coincidences brought them together. A feeling much more than friendship.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,326 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005
S E X and Other Words of Love by recreated reviews
I said the word 'sex' and he thought I was cool. But we were just seven and I doubt saying anything now could make him notice me at all. {Complete}
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,548 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
Issues, Envelopes, & Homophobes by FeatherJunkie reviews
[malemale] Anthony thought having to deal with school and being gay was enough. Then he has to get a homophobe as a pen pal for a school project, and now he's got hate mail, lies, rumors, & a psychiatrist to annoy him as well.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,529 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Secrets and Scars by E. Liz Collins reviews
Jessica is quiet and reserved. Tyler tries to befriend her, but something about her remains aloof. As she slowly begins to open to him, Ty discovers the secrets she has kept hidden along with her physical and emotional scars. FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,352 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
The Sweater Girl by Wallflower88 reviews
With a gun in her hand, Amanda's mother is ready to kill, but can Amanda escape her before her mother kills both her and herself? Tha final chapter is up...Check out the Cash Register my new story!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 11/15/2004
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Saving Maya by SharonH reviews
Maya came from a world of pain. Too much suffered in her young life. Now she's entering a new school, making new friends, perhaps finding a way to save herself?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,702 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005
Unlikely by spurs0405champs reviews
COMPLETED Kaleigh followed her head and saw James as who she thought he really was, an arrogant goodfornothing womanizer. But when he reaches out to her, will she rethink her thoughts and maybe accept him? And forget all the hurt the past has caused?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,928 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Complete
Buy Me Love by Green-Eyed-Goddess reviews
Darren, living at his uncle's house, is given a 'love slave' with whom he can do whatever he likes. Except, of course, fall in love. COMPLETED!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,458 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 11/21/2004 - Complete
The Other Side of the Mirror by Never Knows Best reviews
A girl who has been betrayed by everyone she's ever known; a boy who has lost everything he's ever loved; their first meeting is through a traumatizing kidnapping experience, but can these two strangers find hope in each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 83,903 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Complete
I'm Here by Shades of Twilight reviews
[Slash] Just a story of boy/boy goodness. Oh, and there may be hippies, a psychotic granny, and a gender bending beauty queen. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,977 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 7/1/2003
BloodStreaked by Flawless Storm reviews
She is a predator among predators, an assassin who specializes in killing other assassins. She left one man handcuffed to a bed alive & her world has been turned upsidedown. Someone is killing people & leading the trail of bodies back to her. Finished!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Flawless Storm reviews
An ordinary day at work becomes the stuff of wicked dreams when Madison mistakes a mild aphrodisiac for aspirin. A short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Morning After by Flawless Storm reviews
That day was absolute hell, which meant the morning after could only be described as heaven. A short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Complete
For the Sake of Convenience by Knightengale reviews
Gabriel Winters cringes at the very thought of marriage. Clara Browne's feelings for Gabriel are no less hostile. So when outside forces throw these two into a union, neither is too thrilled about it. Will love ensue or will disaster strike? -Completed-
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,769 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
I Won't Be There by NehemiaH reviews
Hailey Harrison is convinced her life is over when she's expelled from her high school. Forced to move three hours away and live with her mother's friend and her son, whom Hailey isn't too fond of, life is going to change.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,246 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/15/2002 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Complete