Contained Insanity
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Joined 06-25-06, id: 530012, Profile Updated: 06-23-08
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Hola! Well I'm Contained Insanity, and to be perfectly honest my sanity isn't actually contained so please try to avoid catching the disease as it's highly contagious and very likely to spread.

Ali. 18. AS-Levels: Politics, Law, Psychology, German. Man United/Spain supporter. Private School Girl. I think enough has been said.

Things to know:

1. I am muslim
2. I am a "Paki"
3. I am also considered to be an "Arab"
4. I have a tendency to be violent when those listed above are insulted
5. I will not bomb you
6. I believe football can be counted as a religion
7. I know that girls can like football without just liking the men
8. I think of Sir Alex as an uncle, just one that doesnt know i exist.
9. I know that Cristiano Ronaldo is a living assface and does not deserve to be a united player.
10. I am allergic to nuts
11. I am the reincarnation of Scrooge

Random facts

I'm hoping to make a career out of Political Journalism...or become a WAG either one I'd love
I'm obsessed with the country that is Spain
Love going to Starbucks
Passed Driving test
Hate salad.

Characters in random order (with role):

Kiara - 18 years old, Professional Female Footballer, Manchester United player, Cousin of Cassie, Girlfriend of Gareth and best friend of Gerard.
Tristán - 21 years old, Spain Captain/Footballer, Arch-nemesis of Gareth, Brother of Amaya and Best friend of Jose.
Gerard - 19 years old, Man Utd & Spain Footballer, Kiara's best friend and ex.
Diego - 28 years old, Spain Footballer & prior Captain, the "father" of the players and a football Legend to Kiara.
Gareth - 21 years old, England & Chelsea Footballer, Enemy of Tristán and boyfriend of Kiara
Cassie - 17 years old, Spoilt brat, cousin of Kiara, hated by the Footballer's Wifes and Girlfriends (WAGs), wants a footballer for herself
Felicity - 18 years old, daughter of the American Coach of the Spain Team, not liked by anyone, can't understand football.
Nadia & Johan - both 23 years old, He plays for Germany, she's a WAG and had been abandoned by her sikh family for loving him, recently engaged
Colette & Christian - both 21 years old, He plays for Portugal, she's a WAG, has the biggest attitude problem with girls crushing on her man.
& Luc - Elle: 19 years old, Luc: 24 years old, He plays for Spain and is in total love with Elle, she's perfect but insecure about Luc, newly-weds.
Amaya & Jose - Amaya: 18, Jose: 22. She's Tristán's sister and he's Tristán's best friend, they've been together for 2 years, even when Tristan didn't know
Naomi & Cruz
- both 20, Naomi is Kiara's team-mate @ Man Utd, Cruz plays for France, Naomi plans to quit Man Utd to move to France with Cruz.

NOTE TO ALL: The pictures are now working! Thank you to noodleashy143

23rd June 2008: Gosh I know I'm a horrible author if you can even call me that. Please, please, please check out the author note for more details.

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The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 12/29/2007
Standing On the Edge by Secretive reviews
Rosaline thought she knew him and what she knew, she hated. But Javier isn't the kind of guy you get to know easily nor is he the kind of guy who is what he seems. He needs her more than she or even he understands. If only she would realize...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,142 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 2/4/2007
Cupid's Arrow by CheDe reviews
In a time where the Gods rule, they were separated. The life they had once lived now nothing more than mere dreams in the distant realm of fantasy. Where the secrets of their past and the truth both would rather forget, waits to be reawakened.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/8/2002
A Lesson In Love 101 by Secretive reviews
My college roommate is dating a guy that seems to get a great deal of pleasure out of making my life hell – bad enough, right? Okay, now add to the fact that my family thinks I'm dating him and he's going along with it and you've got pure chaos.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/4/2007
From Pauper to Princess by jukeboxsabotage reviews
Winter, model extraordinaire, hasn't always had a wonderful life. Kier Covington seems like a God, the way the media raves about him. When they have to model together, sparks fly and he wants her. [content removed]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
Sinful Affections by CK Shorty reviews
[NOW COMPLETE] No human expects to get a job working for Lucifer himself...or falling for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,455 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
Three's One Two Many by EeeNAce reviews
She grew up in the Darling Estate alongside the flawless Darling twins. After six years of separation, they are back in her life as sexy, organic, pure alphamales. Hell runs loose, but as they say, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,648 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
Seductress of Time by Alexia Goddess reviews
Sequel to 'Daughter of the Desert.' Five years later, history has changed. Tank is in exile, Tarah is now a captain of an organization called Nituita-wa , 'People of Time.' Her latest assignment? Go back in time and protect a king of Egypt.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/30/2003
On The Pitch reviews
It was a bad idea the minute he pressed her up against the wall; they were enemies. He played for Spain and she was the daughter of the England manager. Add a jealous ex, an ass of a manager and the opposition who were more like family. She was screwed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006