-partly anti social, highly delusional, hedonistic, hypochondriac at certain intervals, manic-depressive, moderately suicidal, archilochian, schizophrenic and having a history of multiple personality disorders.

-gender ranges from unknown, unheard of, female, gay and unexplored, but substantially imaginary and decidedly hermaphroditic/ neuter

-likes inanimate objects and stages animated conversations with them publicly

-is currently looking for black curdoroy potato hats because she bought a stupid black curdoroy beret that makes her look like a bloody boy

-offers sarcasm for free

-refuses to eat caviar and sashimi, but her sole sources of nutrition as of the moment are dumplings, ramen and burritos

-likes comments in her works (for faults her feeble eyes cannot detect)

-is afraid of perfectly normal human beings

-is looking for a pair of contact lenses which best fit her current mood. Would like to ask you if light brown was better than green.