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December Heroes and Schoolyard Ghosts
by fairies and snapple reviews
He just wants her to pose as a nun, and it wouldn’t hurt if she had more thoughts in her head than colors in her hair. She just wants that damn anal-retentive ghost out of her room. And her younger brother just can't choose between psycho and disaster.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 4/10/2008
Love, Hate, and Ale8
by CassandraStacy reviews
She hates him. He can’t stand her. They both love Asbury’s Alcohol, Ale-8-One. Four years of college don’t change those facts. So when she moves, why does he mail her cases of Ale-8 every month? A One-Shot in Four Parts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Shut Up And Dance With Me
by Marlen Johns reviews
... Okay, in retrospect, there are likely MUCH easier ways to get the attention of a very beautiful man who happens to be standing in the near vicinity. But speaking in a demonic voice when locked in a broken elevator with the only light being our phones probably shouldn't have been anywhere on that list ...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,574 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan
by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Preacher's Son
by Enigmatic Night reviews
Spin-off of Rocked. Life for Deacon is one long hard party, he drinks like his liver is invincible, and sleeps around like STDs don't exist. What did you expect from the preacher's boy? An Angel? Yeah Right. Warning: swearing, violence, sexual references.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,667 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/10/2008
by Mere Nova reviews
I left a note on the Lonely Hearts wall one night in pure desperation. The request is simple - "Find Me". The one who finds me is handsome, charismatic, kind AND eight years my junior. This can't really work. So, why can't I stop thinking about him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011
The Ass in Assassination
by Faedora reviews
She was sent to kill him. He was supposed to die upon their first meeting. Too bad he had inherited the cat's nine lives. Now he's blackmailing her and she finds herself falling for a guy who hates her guts. True love has never been so complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,395 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 7/19/2006
Marrying the 'Vitch'
by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Little Al, Big Trouble
by JDFly reviews
Big Al needs a favor. His kid is in jail, but the judge will release Little Al into the custody of his FBI agent step-brother. Dirk Swenson is in for a surprise: not only is Little Al in trouble with the law, but SHE is big trouble for Uncle Dirkie.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,553 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
by Jerk-me-around reviews
It's the typical story. The best friend runs in, steals the girl, and leaves the jerk at the altar. Just like the movies, huh? The only problem for Derek Fisher, and his best friend Eleanor French, is that I'm not your average jerk. I want my woman back.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
Forrester's Fool Proof Guide To Teenage Rebellion
by K.B. Hanna reviews
So what? Who cares if I steal pamphlets, mailboxes, and dentures. Nobody. But what they do care about is the fact that I ended up with Track Cambridge’s jockstrap. I mean, some girl offered me fifty bucks if she could smell it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,077 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 9/22/2006
by squiggle-line reviews
He's a self-proclaimed videogame freak. She thinks the library is her second home. Together, they're going to take over the world...er...right after he figures out what she did with his box of cereal...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,424 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 8/9/2005
The Raccoon Wars
by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
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by Instant Noodles Productions reviews
It's a normal day in the skies with gay gods, lots of sharp things, an evil, emo god with a love/fear of cute things, and a talking cat. Great, like we said, normal.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
Girl Next Door? Phf
by FalseXxThrills reviews
I’m not the girl next door. I’m the bitch two houses down. Guys don’t go for me. They go for money though and I had a bet on me with a load of cash with it. Who knew they would take it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,988 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006
Rocked Like Me
by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Sweet Addiction: Just One Touch
by HopelessDreamer07 reviews
He keeps ending up without a shirt on when around me. Why is that? And why is he trying to help make my boyfriend jealous when all he seems to care about is getting me in or on a bed with him? And I certainly don’t know why I’ve been kissing the jerk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,052 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007
by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
by Nocturnal silhouette reviews
Attraction cannot be denied and desire cannot be repressed. A romantic story. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,856 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Sick Cycle Carousel
by Lientje46 reviews
This is a story about 16year old Maria who isn’t like your average teenager. What does a car crash, scars, her dad, her exboyfriend, her crazy brother, and his goodlooking best friend have to do with this? Read to find out… [Rated M because of chap. 21]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,860 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Complete
Can I Panic Now?
by Punk'd reviews
Picture this. You're seventeen, female and seriously feminist. Then, suddenly, the cheerleaders want you to join them. And the most perverted (and hottest) Goth in school is chasing you. Did I mention I was dragged half way across the world for this?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,522 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/6/2004
Roomates and Boys
by popsickle reviews
Hi, my name is Vienna, and I'm currently rooming with my best friend's older brother. I need to save money, and he just needs a roommate. He's hot, I'm just plain, he's smart and I'm a waitress he's a philanderer and I've never quite had a boyfriend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,913 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006
Mum's the Word
by Right or Ryn reviews
Audrey has taken a vow of silence. No, she's not doing it for religious or philosophical reasons. In fact, she doesn't have much of a reason at all. She just doesn't feel like talking. Is that really so hard to understand?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World!
by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Gaston le cochon
by Bobby Boby reviews
Gaston le cochon est LE cochon nain le plus cool de l'univers. Lisez et vous verrez bien...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 5/4/2005
by untitled furniture reviews
Dear Dr. Phil, how do you get over a guy who would never want you? Wait, scratch that. How do you get over a guy who's your step brother? No answers? You're useless. Where’s Oprah when you need her? Completed
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,016 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005
To Pinch a Player
by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
As a rule, I didn't touch players with a 10ft pole, but he was the yummiest guy I'd ever seen. So I came up with a plan to nab him. But as everyone knows, some things just don't go according to plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Seeing Eye to Eye
by Soumyanee reviews
He was one of those guys who only went for girls who were bigboobed with longkiller legs! Never really cared what was up in their head. So why is he, all of a sudden, falling for the midget who only came up to his chest?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,503 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 1/3/2005
A Dark Obsession
by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,117 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Steps to living away from home reviews
This is a guideline for those who are thinking of moving away from home. Mainly it is rules but there is also the illustration of them from my point of view as I go through this process.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2007